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What came first, the human or the ayy?
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>>217355633
All the humanoid factions were seeded by some kind of super race. They're all related already essentially.
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>>217355659
There’s a lot that could’ve been done with this series
Why did Disney make it so bad with all the stuff that shit out
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>>217355633
It's implied that they can fuck but I don't think it's ever said that ayys can knock up human women
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>>217355633
Its just a kink they fuck each other for fun.
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>>217355633
How do you conclude that these two can interbreed?
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>>217355633
What kind of interbreeding has even been mentioned in SW besides human/twilek?
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>>217355633
no evidence they can have mixed offspring but as long as you have an organ somewhat like a penis paired with an organ somewhat like a vagina then sex can happen.
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>>217355633
source ?
Star Wars obviously but what show ? The Mandalorian ?
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>>217355633
You can force-fuck and get anyone pregnant that way. And anyone can be a jedi since the thread cares about diversity. Duh.
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>>217355633
His/it's/xirs penis is like a pregnant woman's nipple on a cold day.
Totally possible.
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>>217357209
Moff Gideon's actor (Giancarlo Esposito) is half-black and half-italian so there is interbreeding.
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>>217355633
Ayys? That's an average Balkan couple.
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>>217357185
Its stated a few times like this anon says
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>>217357225
What about Hera?
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>>217355659
that's actually from star trek
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>>217357579
Those are both me, and one doesn't answer the other.
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>>217358051
it's a common trope
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>>217355633
Are there even that many examples of hybrids in Star Wars? I imagine the idea behind a lot of races that look human but are not entirely are just genetic offshoots of humanity.
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>>217355633
The Rakata or something
Also what the fuck that's literally a Barrett .50cal next to him
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interbreeding requires hybrid offspring. without hybrid offspring, its just assisted masturbation.
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>>217355700
>Why did Disney make it so bad
sjw mental illness
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>>217358409
The EU explanation is that in the ancient times a race of super advanced beings called Celestials seeded the species of the galaxy (who all had similar genetic code), which is why they can reproduce with each other and all look vaguely humanoid. Eventually the Celestials disappeared and Star Wars began
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>>217358523
To what degree can they reproduce then? Is it humanoids in the sense of humans and say Chiss can as they are relatively similar, or is just carte blanche so say something as seemingly so different as a Wookie and a Gungan can have offspring?
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Is there even a canon, Disney or EU, explanation for why there are Humans a long time ago in a galaxy far far away?
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>>217358643
There is some unpublished novel (I cannot remember if it got cancelled due to the Disney acquisition and them doing away with the EU, or if it got cancelled prior to that) which was going to go with the explanation that in our future (or some equivalent universe's Earth) a colony ship went through a wormhole. The idea thereby being that humans travelled through both time and space to the Star Wars galaxy rather than originating within it.
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>>217358054
Oh whoops,
Anyways yeah in the shows and books they have half ayys
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>>217358523
Isn't that one of the plots of SG-1?
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Togruta and Twi'lek females exclusively belong to white human males.
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>>217357225
He can just fist her.
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>>217359240
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>>217355633
This was the one actual memorable design in the sequel trilogy.
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>>217360805
I think she auditioned for Rey and this was her consolation prize. Same with the X-wing pilot chick.
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>>217357312
The Force Awakens in Maz Kanata's castle.
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>>217355633
Thinly veiled writers fetish.
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https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Gender
>Gender referred to a myriad of identities and expressions. Various species had sexes such as female and male that influenced individuals' characteristics, and on top of that, many individuals had female, male, and non-binary genders or were genderless, with some changing their identities over time. Gender was a social construct among sentient species, with specific roles associated with female and male members of certain communities. Many droids had personality programming that corresponded to organic beings' notions of gender.
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>>217361734
>autismpedia
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>>217361734
that article is hilarious to read, with all the definitions of gender and pronouns
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>>217355633
Humans are literally from Earth in the EU
They just use time travel to go back to a different universe in the early history of the star wars galaxy
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>>217361734
The TQ (gender and sexual identities) is the political dividing line from the right, I've noticed.
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daily reminder that
>a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away
there's zero humans there, only aliens: we're talking about ayy4ayy sex, and since we never have the CHANCE to see the genitalia (or even biological data) of pure-breed human-like humanoid aliens from any official star wars (tm) products, who the fuck knows what they look like?!!
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>>217355633
Half the ayys are human offshoots. Zhell (ancient humans) used seedships before hyperdrives. Chiss, Twi'leks, Togruta, Zabraks, Miraluka, Zeltrons, and all mutants born of divergent evolution.
The other half of it is Sith Alchemy. The ancient Sith were gigacoomers. Old Republic lore was ahead of its time on how happy eagerly racists love to racemix. The original Sith species that are pure and started everything? Yeah, they are a Dravidian style slave caste and the actual original Sith were a mostly human, mixed species group who became their Aryan leader caste but were so few they race mixed themselves to extinction, leading to shitloads of we wuzing from the Sith 'Purebloods' who themselves are so mixed race they are less Sith then an American is white.
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>>217358523
Star Trek bs.
The implied explanation is that the Celestials used humans as slave labor and moved them to a ton of planets. They are 100% confirmed to have done this to the Kiliks too.
The explanation in non canon but almost published Alien Exodus is some bullshit about humans fleeing a mad AI on Earth got sent to Corellia or Coruscant by passing through a time portal while THX was happening.
The explanation in Supernatural Encounters is that a C'Tan named Tilotny who looks like a rule 63 jolly green giant seeded humans specifically to spite her angel dad who was Alan Moore's prototype for Dr. Manhattan.
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And then movies back out from it lol
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>>217357543
>half-black and half-italian
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>>217363587
a nigger isn't a wop retard
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>>217358643
>Quick Rundown: Christianity is 100% correct. God created the Heavens and the Earth. Satan interfered with Erets (Eden). E.T. recognized Yoda in E.T. because his people live in the Star Wars galaxy.
>Long Answer: We live in Erets. Aulë…I mean Wutzek went behind God/Azathoth's back to create the Bedlam Spirits who then proceed to fuck everything up in the Star Wars galaxy by introducing humans from Erets to it. The ayys of the Star Wars galaxy lived in a socialist utopia (no really, the book stops just short of saying capitalism is a Satanic deception) where everything was free and no one could be harmed until humans started wrecking everything. The 80 original Firstborn races were immune to death, but their stuff wasn't, so when humans started wrecking all their shit the pacifest Taung built on Coruscant (yes I said Taung and pacifest in the same sentence. Obi-Wan's waifu wasn't the first Mandalorian to be a massive pussy) the Taung got fed up and started strangling humans with their immortal and invulnerable bare hands. Problem was that while a Taung could murder a human without any consequences and no human could do anything to defend themselves, the moment they actually commited that murder, the Taung lost their divine protection, so after a while the humans started being able to harm the Taung and the Taung who had been massive pussies for their entire existence eventually all became mortal and killable while humans had a long history of killing each other on Erets (our universe). Humans one, expelled the Taung, the Taung went full CivNat and became the Mandalorians, going full school shooter to compensate for being massive pussies and it costing them the war. All the human Mandalorians of the present day are all massive we wuzzers and race traitors and Coruscant is rightful Mandalorian clay.

Then humans then spread purged 90% of all xenos in the name of the God-Empress until humans and their offshoots made up 7/10 sentients.
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>>217364444
everything I've heard about this sounded schizophrenic as fuck



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