Here's you Lara.
>>217356310Grim
>>217356310>we'll give her shorts but not short enough to be sexySlimey cuck bastards.
The one time an actress would benefit from cosmetic surgery lmao. Some lip filler and implants would actual make this a 10/10 look. Instead it's 6/10.
>>217356310it's actually serviceable but I have zero faith this chick can do the posh accent without sounding like an idiot so the whole thing will feel like Halloween cosplay
>>217356363Turner comes from a wealthy enough background and has a neutral southern accent. In otherwords, serviceable.
>>217356310Looks good.
>>217356363As far as I know she literally grew up posh and pampered so I don't see why not.
>>217356400Shorts are far too conservative
>>217356405Turner fits a type I knew at undergrad. Tattoo'd (cutesy minimalist ones), heavy drinking, gigaslags but come from wealth, pampered backgrounds and, like Turner, often tall for women.
I'm supposed to hate this because...........I. JUST. AMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sydney sweeney laughing at those tiny things.gif
>>217356363Lara with a British accent sounds weird. Idc if she's British.
That is a guy, isn‘t it?
face and tits needs a plastic surgery time. I won't watch it anyways so fuck off
>>217356473Lol yes. Not only British but an upper class one with a big ancestral manor and butler that has memes about him because he comes off as creep with PS1 graphics
>>217356310Good for current year and who was supposed to be Lara before I guess. Nothing on Jolie Lara though.
>>217356310Is she going to be returning colonized artifacts to their rightful owners or some shit?
>>217356473wat.
apologize
>>217356310The tourettes/autism chick portrayed her best
>>217356518>Nothing on Jolie Lara though.I rewatched the first film just the other day and I forgot how serious and quite aggressive Jolie was. Still enjoyable silliness though.
>>217356310k looks good so far.
>>217356310Looks great
>>217356310nice
>>217356310If they pair her up with a mutt or turn her into a lesbian then I'm not watching
Alison best Lara model.
>>217356310The actual outfit looks good, Sophie Turner's missing a bit in the bosom
>>217356643pusso
>>217356451I said come in don't stand there
>>217356310NuLara mogs this pasty twig
>>217356337nose job
>>217356742Shame the game's were generic survival and torture porn crap.
>>217356310That's a man isn't it
>>217356742Jerked it to so much 3d animation of NuLara it’s insane.
>>217356768I thought gore was what made them popular?
Kira would be better
>>217356310Very nice cosplay, very cute! Not Lara, though, given that Lara has a huge natural knockers and they know this, of course!
>>217356814I did once as a teenager over her getting gangraped
>>217356768They were awesome. Some of the best aaa games of last generation.
>>217356310My co-workers old cosplay mogs this lmao
>>217356942did you hit?
>>217356742Rise was the peak, Shadow was pretty lame
>>217356955Nigga please, he obviously posted some whore model off IG
>>217356742NEIGH
>>217356955No>>217356976I'm not lying, she's legitimately my co-worker. We work for a business consulting company in London although she moved to their Chicago office last year.
>>217356310Okay. But i'm more worried about what play the puppet masters plan to perform.
>>217357012>We work for a business consulting company in LondonCushy gig. How did you get it?
>>217356643That's a plump snatch!
>>217357012Well I did a reverse image search and says it's a broad called ashcosplay.
>>217356310I'm surprised that nobody has called this out as fake and gay yet. I don't know if it is, but I just assume it is because why would they release this without a trailer or poster or something.
>>217357044BA and Masters in Economics and Analytics. Did a bunch of work experience and internships. She specialises in geology and the company analyses the market for wires and cables used in optics and construction.>>217357071Yeah although she stopped cosplaying for a while because of work and relocating to the US.
>>217356742The only one nulara "mogs" is mr. hands.
>Phoebe Waller-Bridge, the British actor, screenwriter, and producer who won Emmy, Golden Globe, and BAFTA awards for her work on Fleabag, is serving as writer and executive producer on the new Tomb Raider show.Oh yeah. It'll probably be a write-off then.
>>217357102Nah it's real.
>>217356310Shit
we need Larda Croft
>>217357162I was in disbelief when I read the news a few years ago. Like what qualifies that bitch to adapt one of the most famous video game characters?Also Sophie Turner is a bad actress and will suck as Lara.
>>217356565>that arm hair
>>217356957Rise was so kino. I love how they combined Mongol, Byzantine and Soviet aesthetics in a way that made sense
>>217356439I fucking hate those tall egotistical women they wouldnt have that egonif they were 5'1. Still i give her credit for marrying a manlet
>>217357254Mogs the shit out of Turner
>>217356310Wow it's another rendition of "seething femoid directors cast completely shapeless mid to spite male preferences"
>>217356476It's Shanshuh
>>217356310Grim.
>>217357162>didn't like Fleabag
>>217357254holy fuck. isn't that the girl with what do you call that again that syndrome where you randomly blurt out cocks or dicks and sex? tinnitus?god damn she's thick as fuck
>>217357336it's fine, could have been way worse
>>217356310>no tits>face like Boy George
>>217357336Odds of her wearing this getup in maybe one quick scene in the first episode, and then never again. Then they'll have her wearing generic trash throughout.
>>217357308>incel with poor taste seethes because every woman doesn't have comically large FF titsI'm sure your flyover town has plenty of fat bitches, why not visit your local walmart?
>>217357254>fat_lara_3POST THE OTHER ONES BITCH
>>217357336She looks pretty tall, How tall is she? I don't trust Google's numbers
>>217357387The shorts are cucked bs anyhow. They put them in there to say 'see we gave her her iconic' but they aren't short enough to be arousing, to say nothing of the fact that turner doesn't have the body needed anyhow
>>217357524you just know
>>217357522This is her in the first episode of Game of Thrones when she was 17 or some shit (too lazy to look it up)
>>217357388>poor tasteI’m not into single wine moms fag.
Looks decent but isn't she a terrible actress?
>>217357522She's probably 5'8ish.
>>217356310>Here's you Lara.Good morning, ESL mutt saaaar. Do the needful and shill the Tomb Raider show.
>>217357367Tourrette's. I knew a dude with it who couldn't get through a sentence without saying, "OPP!" real loud.
>>217357559yes
>>217357559no
MUH FUCKING DICK
>>217356473
>>217357172>>217357336Middle right/bottom left camera angles and bottom right floating makes me think it's AI. Either way, I don't give a fuck. I shant be watching it.
>>217356643Nice lipslip shame about the face. NEXT>>217356904Too tall/skinny>>217356942Hot but midget torso length>>217357254Amazing!!>>217357336Depressing. No tits, no ass. No nothin
>>217356310Seeing someone say that this looks like a Halloween costume is spot on.
>>217357336I mean overall she looks pretty good. Sophie is hot and a decent actress and it looks like they're going for at least SOME sex appeal. What more could you kissless virgins want? You're going to pirate it at home alone in your mom's basement with laptop+HDMI cord. All of this moaning is irrelevant twaddle in the grand scheme of your pathetic lives.
>>217357254TITS!
>>217357644OP's picture is being reported on various gaming websites. No idea if the other picture is AI.
>>217357650>skinnydid you even see her abs and legs
>>217356310>>217357336Looks better than I thought it would. Some AI tweaks on her curves and outfit lenght and I could get a good nut or two out of these
>>217357336Something about these pictures looks really cheap. At first I thought she looked like a kid but it just looks like she's playing dress up. Maybe she's just not a convincing actress even in stills.
>>217357668And?
>>217357459
>>217357668"Journalists" report fake shit all the time. Also, Google is useless now that their AI overview is the top search result most of the time and is often factually incorrect about damn near anything. The internet is more bullshit today than it ever has been.
>>217357761I want her to rest her knockers on my fat belly while she says abusive shit to me on purpose and blames it on her affliction.
>>217357658>why don’t you support the Amazon slop!!You screeching like a feminist also isn’t going to change my mind.
>>217356756thats very likely a term for when a dude cums in the nose of some chick
>>217356310Needs toned arms and legs
>>217356363Her big comeback was a Brit TV series called Joan where she played a con artist that plays different characters.
Might as well post the rest of the cast.>Jason Isaacs as ATLAS DeMORNAY, Lara’s uncle.
>>217356310She's a got a horrible norman french look about her.
>Martin Bobb-Semple as ZIP, Lara's tech support and friend.
>Jack Bannon as GERRY, Lara’s personal pilot and snack collector.
>Bill Paterson as WINSTON, the Croft family butler.
>>217357388You do know most women actually have tits though, it's not just a myth
>August Wittgenstein as LUKAS, is an illegal raider who shares history with Lara in more ways than one.
>>217356310Looks OK I guess still not the actress I would have chosen at all
>Sasha Luss as SASHA, a fierce, deeply competitive new adversary of Lara’s.
>>217358050Okay I want her to win
>>217356310lara? more like mr lars
>Celia Imrie as FRANCINE, the Head of Advancement at the British Museum, focused solely on raising funds and glasses of champagne.
>>217357914she looks 45 wtf
Honestly see better figured women every fucking day at work
>>217358007*rattle rattle* BRAP *uuuh....*
>>217358078are you haeving problem?
>>217357336This looks good. It's accurate to the games and the fit, material, and quality of the clothes looks like something any outdoorsy woman would wear. She's in shape too, she looks like an action star. I think the people who don't like this just wanted something to masturbate to, rather than something that's accurate and passable as true to life. I don't think she needs lip filler or a boob job, she looks like how real life female outdoorsmen look.
>>217357254Reminder this is the cunt who's angry that people are sexualizing her on the internet... Also reminder she's literally faking her syndrome just to say her true feelings and blurt out the n word without being banned, while also getting mad at "heckin racist chuds". A total cunt.
>Juliette Motamed as GEORGIA, a devoted, by-the-books curator at the British Museum, dedicated to the proper preservation of history.
>John Heffernan as DAVID, an exhausted government official who finds himself tangled up in Lara's unusual world.
>>217357805I'm not going to watch it but I am going to goon to Sophie
>>217358104>Reichsadler necklace
WHERE ARE HER TITS!?!
>Paterson Joseph as THOMAS WARNER, a senior government official brought in to clean up an almighty mess.
>>217356336they look pretty sexy to me
>Sigourney Weaver as EVELYN WALLIS, a mysterious, high-flying figure who is keen to exploit Lara's talents.
>>217357336why hide the tummy
>>217356473I don't think a "British" accent exists, since GB is a union of different cultures and languages.
>>217358176>retarded fucking tattoosevery time
SHE WAS ROBED
>>217358223Lara Croft is white, I don't know what that thing is
>>217358223Turner is an actual improvement over this casting.
>>217357658You want a pat on the back for a basic character look? The real concern on these projects has always been behind the camera.
>>217358104Shitskins and libtards have been screeching about "Da Brit'ish Museum" for the past 9 years.
>>217358223yeah, and she needed to be disrobed
>>217358104sexy mustache
>>217357336I think it's purely because crop tops aren't fashionable anymore, only because they stopped making them due to 90% of people being fatthey'd have a really good excuse to have her in some type of oversize sports bra approximating a crop top though >>217358176
>>217357768Sophie posted it herself
Why aren't men allowed to have sexy women being sexy sexily on screen anymore? Everything that used to be male-targeted is now general audience targeted, whereas there's heaps of media that only women would watch still being pumped out.
>>217358176Hope they write at least one scene that's just one big excuse to have her shirt rip or maybe a scene where she's wearing a sports bra
>>217358176Is like to raid her womb if you understand what I’m subtly getting at
>>217358340you will pretend this 6/10 is hot and like it. Do you understand me, you man?
>>217358340A lot of men will sexualize women that are completely covered, it doesn't matter.
>>217357336this is just trinity from the matrix
>>217357012this was the plot to Run Fatboy Run
Serious question, why is hollywood so averse to casting a woman with big tits?
>>217358235lara is mexican and always was.
>>217358104screencap this: she's gonna stole something from the museum to return it.
>>217358223yeah they rob her tits
>>217356310Why isn't she Black? She's supposed to be Black.
>>217358425Busty women have difficulty with athleticism.Their tits move way too much and they are too heavy, which can cause back issues for them. It's why you always get two or three girls sitting on the bleachers during PE class, one or two are just lazy but the other is too busty to move comfortably.
>>217358235>he doesn't know
>>217358543this is very much true and the most immediate example is Scarjo in Ghost in the Shell and her capeshit roles I'm assuming.
>>217357522She's just 5''9', problem is her small head and long limbs makes look like Slenderman
>>217358235100% pure blooded quintesential swedish
>>217357674Did you? Nothing to squeeze/grab on to. Booorrrringggg
>>217358543this is just an excuse
>tfw no gemma arterton
MUSCLE MOMMY ERA
>>217358626yeah that one second of running is probably all the running she's done in 15 years, and all she could muster through that day of filming.
>>217358655it's too late for this cursed timeline
>>217358100Nah. I just don’t like the actress, the writer or Amazon.
Time for another generation of American streamers to mispronounce Lara as Laura.
>>217356814>>217356990>>217357161Men of refined tastes and absolute culture.
>>217358328Well fine then. But hypotheically, you know that doesn't necessarily mean it's a real photo either, right? Just sayin'. Ricky Berwick makes AI videos of himself.
>>217357768Dude, enough with the indian hate.
>>217358050Competing at what saar
>>217358581fag
>>217356310I hope shes its a TOMB RAIDER movie not a Lara Croft movieRaid Tombs
>>217356310>shoulders broader than her waist
>>217358425small tits, big tits. you'll get an anti-male, woke caricature either way so who gives a fuck
>>217358937It's what gooners want
I prefer Anniversary Lara
>>217356310Costume-wise? Better than probably anyone was expecting. Boob-wise? Not even close.
>>217358235>Vikander was born on 3 October 1988 in Gothenburg[3] to Maria Fahl [sv] (1951–2022),[4] a stage actress, and Svante Vikander, a psychiatrist. Her parents are from small villages in the north and south of Sweden, respectively. She is one-quarter Finnish;[5] her maternal great-aunt moved from Finland to Sweden to escape World War II.
>>217358425Because other than the money jews at the top, the day to day business of hollywood is run by literal aids having faggots and frigid leftover women. They both hate beauty and femininity.
>>217357254Yuck, what a fat ass
>>217359069Swedes are one of the swarthy peoples as Benjamin Franklin already knew
She's hot. Anyone who doesnt want to see her cosplay as Lara is gay.
>>217359094This!
>>217357336>>217356310Not as bad as I expected. Could make it work.
Here's your Lara.
>>217357367
>>217359301Women will really pretend to have any condition that gives them attention
>>217358103>please anons, don't fantasize about my veiny, sumptuous breasts
>>217356363>it's actually serviceable>>217356400>Looks good.>>217356600>k looks good so far.>>217356603>Looks great>>217356610>niceRetard
>>217356310I ant to have filthy, dirty sex with Sophie Turner. The kind people find absolutely disgusting, but can't help wanting to do these unspeakable acts
>>217358476>she's gonna stole
>>217356742>woke lame shitface next door mogging anyoneAttainability fetish
>>217356310>>217357336neck slut
>>217357336sex, she tall
>>217356310Ai make her boobs bigger
>>217357559>Looks decent>>217357687>Looks better than I thought it would.You are not for real
>>217356310Here romantic interest is a nog.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Bobb-Semple
>>217359530That's expected. This series is DOA since it's been produced and written by picrel
>>217359317you need to calm down chuddie
>>217357336She's fine and tight afkThank God she's not black
>>217356603>>217356610>>217356600>>217356518>>217356400These.Looks really good.
>>217356310nice look, with the lennon glassed even
>>217356310Lmao looks like shit, as expected.And it wil still be a bastardized version that acknowledges the reboot shit so...Will never watch, simple as that
>>217359530Hot
>>217358359you want to steal her unborn child?
>>217359604>>217359596Stupid shill lmao
>>217359530This is Tomb Raider, is it going to be set in Africa?Makes sense if a local hunk bags her. If the movie does well she'll be in Nepal getting that Mongol empire dick in the next film.
>>217359668>manages to pick one of the few Asian nations that never had the Mongol Empire rule over them
>>217359596this, and they even chose a tall brit
Nell McAndrew was the best Lara and it's not even close. Too bad models can't act, and actors can't model (properly)
>>217359698Oh so now you care about all the different asian people now
>>217359530They don't really do romance in Tomb Raider. He's playing Zip who's the computer guy. There was some white villain guy who Tomb Raider constantly runs into.
>>217359891lil bro just saw a black dude in the cast and started fantasizing, very nu/tv/
>>217356476I wish
>>217359296sauce?
>>217359614That looks like shit
>>217358176
>>217358310>crop tops aren't fashionable anymoreAnon, look at any instagram of a <18yo girl and it'll be nothing but crop tops
>>217359634Did you expect that they cast a bimbo or something?
>>217357547its different actress.
>>217356310I'm happyMake her confident Lara and not sadgirl always suffering Lara
>>217359561
>>217360040>can't recognize that actress>proudly posts the fact he had to reverse search it>look, AI didn't recognize the actress!
>>217360067I just thought the airplane focus was amusingits not that deep mr autist
>>217357336>
>>217356310lara had greater personalities
I'llgiveitashot. 1 episode
>>217357254delicous larda soft
>>217356310MILF
>>217357336Too white.
>>217360238Zendaya would be a perfect race swap
>>217357336looks fine to me, she could be a bit thicker though
>>217360040>Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge was born in Hammersmith, London, on 14 July 1985,[3][4] the daughter of Michael Cyprian Waller-Bridge, founder of the electronic trading platform Tradepoint,[5] and Theresa Mary, daughter of Sir John Edward Longueville Clerke, 12th Baronet, employed by the Worshipful Company of Ironmongers.[6][7][8] The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex.[9][10] Her grandfather, Cyprian Waller-Bridge (1918-1960), "a Wodehousian sort of character... 'the eccentric son of an eccentric vicar'",[11] was an actor and BBC announcer.[12][13][14] On her father's side, she is a descendant of the Revd Sir Egerton Leigh, 2nd Baronet, and a distant relative of politician and author Egerton Leigh, Conservative MP for Mid Cheshire from 1873 to his death in 1876.There she is, our darling nepo baby. But there is more!>Phoebe Waller-Bridge, creator of Fleabag, has a long-standing, lucrative deal with Amazon, shifting from an overall pact (reportedly $20M/year) signed in 2019 and renewed in 2022 to a first-look deal in 2025, keeping her tied to the studio for projects like the upcoming Tomb Raider series and Sign Here, following initial lucrative but less productive years. Imagine gettgin $20 million a year by doing nothing since 2019. Such is life when you are a nepo.Oh no wait! She was also that insufferable robot in Solo. And the insufferable woman in Indy 5. And fucking Fleabag.You read all this and tell me this Lara Croft is show is not DOA.
>>217356643Hummina hummina
>>217360333Zendaya is too brown.That's why Angie was perfect, she had the body and wasn't anglo like Sophie.
>>217356310Is she standing behind the unappealing old woman?
>>217356310Who tf is this guy? Lara Croft is supposed to be a woman.
>>217360526Angelina had a meh fridge body nothing like Lara
>>217360067None of the things in your post happened.
>>217356310Honestly I was expecting her to look way worse.Still bad casting but like a 3/10 bad instead of a 0/10 bad.
>>217358626Now post the unedited version.
>>217358103>this is the cunt who's angry that people are sexualizing her on the internet>reminder she's literally faking her syndrome just to say her true feelings and blurt out the n word without being banneddo you have a source on that or....just Chuddiepedia ?
>>217356742There's a compilation on YouTube of all her deaths in the games and it's hot
>>217360642https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=119
>>217359340>noooo don't look at my big heavy tits boys :) *jiggle* *jiggle*If female streamers would just be honest about being e-whores instead of grandstanding it'd be a lot better
Looks fine and very TR1, which is older than most subhumans in here.
>>217360634>do you have a source on thatShe's a woman and they will do anything for attention, including faking disabilities.
>>217360679Your mother wouldn't be proud of the silly things you post on the internet.
>>217357336These look fine. Not as good as Jolie but better than Vikander.
>>217356310has anyone asked AI to fix her boobs yet?
>>217356310she doesn't have the charisma and the presence for a lead. We saw that with dark Phoenix.
>>217356310>old games lookbased
>>217358134Recent tomb raiding, low calorie survival situations caused weight loss but also preparing food wrong and wasting resources such as butchering with an arrow head.
>>217356310I legitimately thought it was an old Tomb Raider porn parody starring Amber Rayne (RIP)
>>217360526You're saying we need a med woman to play her? That would honestly be cool
I think Sophie is extremely attractive
>>217359530>>217359668>she's gonna get BlackedI will now goon to your show
>>217361102>pic taken before she became a single tatted wine momI did too once.
>>217360671Fucking whore
>>217360707Kys retard
