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>Ok, what kind of American are you?
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>>217356879
Not a bootlicking cocksucker like you
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>>217356879
the type that doesn't say "War bad" in 10 movies for 20 fucking years
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the one that woke up with stomach pain and diarrhea farts
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It wasn't clear in this scene because of the angles used but that Chinese guy had hit him with the car just before, he was fearing for his life.
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>>217356879
What was the correct answer to this question?
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>>217356954
German-American
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>>217356879
South American
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>>217356879
I dip my pizza in ranch.
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>>217356954
White
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>>217356907
*shoots*
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>>217356954
>My family’s been here since before the Civil War
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>>217356879
One that wants to kidnap aliens
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>>217356879
Is it one anon posting this over and over and over and over?
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>>217356954
Someone says they're from Colorado and that seems to be ok
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>>217356981
Oh so you're a profiteering jew?
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>>217357004
No I’m American
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I'm not American, I'm from Europe. So I'm pure white, something you'll never be, mutt.
*shoots first before the mutt even has a chance to comprehend the answer*
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>>217357004
That happened during the early 20th century.
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>i come from Hong Kong
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>>217357048
That was the biggest wave, but there were jews in the US for he civil war. They were in the cotton business in the South. Ulysses Grant almost exiled them but Lincoln (piss be upon him) saved them.
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>>217357049
This is pretty smart, just tell him that Hong Kong is outside his jurisdiction
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>>217356879
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>>217356993
Diaper midget!
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>>217356879
stfu chud
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I'm Russian, but I identify as American.
Trans-American, if you will.
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>>217356879
jewish-american
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>>217356954
Native White, and hopefully not in a state whose faction is hostile with his.
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>>217357538
(You).
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>>217356879
This movie was so boring, I literally fell asleep watching it and never bothered to finish it.
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>>217356943
kek
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>>217356879
Him wearing rose-tinted glasses was the *chef’s kiss* piece de la resistance of the movie.
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>>217356943
Ayyyyy.....
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>>217356879
I'M A DICK! AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
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>>217356879
The 42% unidentified polyp from outer space kind.
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>>217356954
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Still would
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>>217358312
It's Kirsten fucking Dunst.
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>>217356954
Nothing, he made up his mind 10 minutes ago
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0 anime, 0 korean drama, 0 artsy fartsy movies
>pure ratatoullie fan
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>>217356879
The kind that never watched this Le Trump Bad era of movie making.
The preview made it look juicy but once I heard praises from mainstream media I knew what it was going to be.
This was the only good scene I saw in clips.
How some faggot steals a truck and somehow defeat the good guys was beyond idiotic.
I get all my movie information and reviews from 4chang.
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>>217356969
You can't be American AND white, anon. You're gonna have to choose.
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>>217358245
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>>217356879
Gridiron Gorilla American
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>>217358642
This was not a Drumpf bad movie. The reason the political situation of the movie is never explained or sensible was to sidestep this perception.
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>>217356954
Texan
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>>217356954
That's the point, there's no way to know. Impossible to tell which side he's supposed to be on. He's completely insane anyway, there is no right answer he would accept.
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>>217358642
There's no sense pretending Trump is the good guy anymore. He is attacking foreign nations left and right for oil and his death squads are going around shooting or otherwise abducting random citizens in our own cities as we speak. He's as soullessly evil as it gets.
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>>217358799
I think he's onto something with the whole killing Americans thing. He should leave the foreign oil alone and concentrate on that.
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>>217356879
I thought from the trailer the question would be more philosophical than just “ayo u white?”.
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I’m a descendant of John Howland, the guy who fell overboard the Mayflower.
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>>217356954
Not American sir I'm from Kentucky
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>>217356879
>Ok, what kind of American are you?
Are you the fat dysgenic nonce kind, or are you ... you know, an immigrant?
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>>217356954
Free.
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>>217357538
Go back to Europe.
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Who's more of an impotent cucked faggot at this point
Garland or Druckmann?
Both camps of remaining fans supporting either are equally retarded and minimal but Garland's still getting bigger, more expensive gigs at this point. He's part of a dead medium, though.
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>>217358799
>leftoids before 2026
>we have to accept Venezuelan refugees or else the oppressive Dictator Maduro will kill them!
>leftoids in 2026
>nooooooooo leave Venezuela's fairly elected paragon of democracy President Maduro alone!
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>>217358799
>abducting random citizens
Ma’am, we’ve been telling you for 20 minutes, you can’t block the road just because you don’t agree with the law. Now move your vehicle out of the way or you’ll be detained for obstruction
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>>217359244
Nice try. They were very aggressive from the start and called her bitch like 10 times.
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>>217359213
>Amerisharts before 2026
>REEEEEEEEE. Ooga booga. Whacka cachooga. Whacka cachooooooga.
>Amerisharts in 2026
>REEEEEEEEE. Ooga booga. Whacka cachooga. Whacka cachooooooga.
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>>217359277
what a handicapped mode of thinking you have. you're probably a child, a woman or a tranny.
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>>217359213
>just make up whatever narratives you want to justify anything because nothing matters
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>>217359285
haha they do be like dat
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I have politics fatigue. If I could press a button and kill every politics obsessed person in this country I would in a heartbeat.
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>>217359329
Like the narrative George Foid was shot from her blind side despite the bullet hole in the windshield?
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>black hulking bitch killed "trump"
poetic
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>>217356981
My cabin is has been here since before the revolutionary war. My land was a grant from the king of england.
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>>217359399
>is has
yes saar am very american you bloody bitch
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>>217356954
the truth, it was the people getting offended that he took issue with
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>>217359213
Stop being dishonest. People are worried because America transforms into an expansionist authoritarian state.
We don't support Maduro, but we also don't support Trump breaking international laws.
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>>217359444
>expansionist authoritarian state
you mean like it's always been? despite you being to much of a slave to notice?
>international laws
remind me, who enforces those? who actually cares about those besides the raped, impotent countries over in europe?
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>>217359417
dang i fucked up when i rewrote it
guess ill just call you a nigger and move on
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>>217359444
Where was the left's concern about America becoming authoritarian when the Biden administration used mandates to try to force Americans into becoming lab monkeys for Big Pharma and had the DOJ hunt down anyone who attended the J6 protest while somehow being incapable of arresting anyone involved with the year of George Floyd fiery but mostly peaceful protests? You fags don't actually care about rights and freedom and liberty, you're just mad it's not your preferred flavor of authoritarianism in power right now.
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>>217359529
>you mean like it's always been?
No, it's clearly worse now.
>remind me, who enforces those?
You clearly don't, which is part of the problem. I prefer to live in a world where the most powerful country actually cares about human rights and uphold Western values.
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>>217359444
>t. voted for Obama who ousted Gaddafi
Lol
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>>217359617
>I prefer to live in a world where the most powerful country actually cares about human rights and uphold Western values.
I don't. All that shit is just code for kill whitey.
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>>217359617
>captures a dictator with a 30 minute raid that has no collateral damage or military occupation
Sounds like a win for human rights
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>>217359584
>force Americans into becoming lab monkeys for Big Pharma
You anti-vaxxers are unironically insane. You realize this was not only United States, but pretty much the entire world? Including China, Russia, Europe, Japan and so on. Was literally every government on earth part of this vast conspiracy?
>DOJ hunt down anyone who attended the J6 protest
Good. The whole thing was laughable, but it was a coup attempt.

>Floyd protests
I never supported the BLM nonsense.
>incapable of arresting anyone involved with the year of George Floyd fiery but mostly peaceful protests?
I don't know if this is even true.
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>>217359617
>it's clearly worse now
open a single book on the modern history of our country, tiktok bot
>I prefer to live in a world where the most powerful country actually cares about human rights and uphold Western values
you prefer feeling good and comfortable all the time and not thinking about how you're wasting your life and contributing nothing of meaning to the world. you're in withdrawal from media feeding you lies about how special you are and how good the world is and how western values are actually the diminishment and death of western values. You're a reddit npc with no concept of how the world actually works, and you thrive in feeling miserable.
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>>217359754
>Was literally every government on earth part of this vast conspiracy?
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>>217356934
You got Hep B from Jack in the Box?
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>>217359794
You can't get STDs from food, retard
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>>217359750
I don't care about Venezuela, I'm more worried about Greenland and Trump trying to demolish the post-WW2 world order while going back to the Monroe doctrine.
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>>217357048
First synagogue was in Rhode Island pre Revolution, the only papist state among the 13
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>>217359827
You can if you shove it up your mothers cunt.
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>>217359754
>Your body my choice (Abortion)
:/
>Your body my choice (Vaccines)
:D
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>>217359762
Yeah, I prefer to live a comfortable life than die in some ditch getting droned. How is this even a question, lol?
Trump is chiefly responsible for destroying the West and transatlantic alliance. In fact, there's no more "West", there's America and Europe.

You apparently aren't worried that your president decided to turn back the clock to 19th century squandering everything the USA achieved in the last 80 years.
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>>217359900
Where were you when Obama drone striked a hospital of Doctors Without Borders, making him the only Nobel Peace Prize recipient to kill other Nobel Peace Prize winners?
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>>217359900
Considering that I loathe and despise Europe and wish them nothing but ill and infinity muslims/jeets, not really.
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>>217359939
Which winners did he kill?
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>>217359952
So you can't read
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>>217359939
Why do you think I condoned Obama's drone strikes?

> The U.S. government said that more than 170 condolence payments had been made, $3,000 for wounded people and $6,000 for dead, and $5.7 million was set aside for the hospital's reconstruction.[61]
Can imagine Trump doing the same. There wouldn't be any investigation. Back then United States was still a relatively normal country.
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>>217359988
You didn't post any names
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>>217359945
>WAAAAAAAAAH! Everyone should have it as bad as I do! Waa-WAAAAAAAAAH!
How come Brits and Aussies are sound, but Americans are utter faggots? They're all from the same stock. What happened?
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>>217359939
My favorite issue that libfags completely ignored when their guy did it but turned it into a national crisis when they found out it gave them an excuse to bitch about Trump is kids in cages at the border.
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leftists are an embarrassment in 2026
the thought experiment that was poststructuralism has run its course, proven its worth as a nihilistic waste of time, and now a horde of pretentious faggots is adrift in an abyss of dissociative, overly medicated half-thoughts that rely on feeling good about everything in order to crawl out of their synaptic spawning grounds. The art they produce is worthless and damned to be forgotten within months, the policies they enact fail within years of their implementation, and the extraordinarily few that actually have kids are doing everything in their power to ensure said children are even less functional than they are.
It is a death march of SSRI and vyvanse powered slaves. Drones who could never, or were never allowed the chance to get over the adolescent belief that they are wired better than those who came before them. A significant chunk of the developed population whose ideals have no future.
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I ditched streaming for cable TV cause cable is cheaper now
It airs tomorrow on free TV here in Germoney

Worth a watch?
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>>217360048
>about Trump is kids
Why are all right-wingers on 4chan turdies?
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>>217360093
It's worth watching. Recognizable cast and a fun thought experiment into what a modern civil war would be like in Burgerville.
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Burgers are far too cucked and mutted to ever rise up against anything.
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>>217360093
It was a fun watch.
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>>217360162
>cutting before she uses her stronk arms to pull herself out
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>>217360093
if you're an autist who's brainwashed enough by people like hasan you'll think it's a deeply meaningful work of art that will change the world.
if you're a normal, thinking human being you'll think it's cringe, boring and completely out of touch with reality. there is enjoyment to be had in looking back on something this expensive that's become obsolete less than 2 years after its release.
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>>217360093
>Worth a watch?
No. Terrible film. An utter waste of time.
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>>217360119
>>217360162
Heck it's not like have something better to do Friday nights
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>>217360150
eurofags like you are all gonna die without having kids so your ideals will fade as history moves on
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>>217360093
It's ok, nothing transcendental, I didn't care for the ending
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>>217356879
>be me
>super far right racist Nazi even have a confederate and nazi flag at my home
>but I live in San Francisco
These southerners will shoot me up the moment I say I am from California won't they?
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>>217356954
"si"
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>>217356879
>I see ALEX GARLAND's name, I AVOID
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>>217360021
Yes we know you are illiterate, you don't have to keep telling us.
>>217360014
It's called a selective moral outrage which you apply in one situation but not in the other.
Also you didn't acknowledge earlier about how Obama ousting Gaddafi in Libya because he wanted to go off the petrodollar and make a gold-backed currency.
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>>217359754
>it's ok when everyone else does it and it aligns with my beliefs!
>noooooooo America has to be the paradigm of virtue and light in a dark world!!!!
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>>217360234
no
they'll love you
the only people you need to worry about shooting you are leftist revolutionaries who want, more than anything in the world, people more driven and capable than they are to organize them into a violent mob so tens of millions of people can die, and an end result that allows them to no longer feel shame from the fact they don't want to work hard at anything in their lives.
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>>217360014
>it's ok I raped that underage girl in a third world country i have her and her family money
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>>217360303
Obama didn't oust Gadaffi, Gadaffi was blackmailing Europe with rapefugees and demanded billions to keep them out or he would release them all. Then Europe strike first, even Obama warned against it.
The petro dollar is a myth several countries are off it including China and Russia and India.
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>>217360322
Why would they feel shameful about that? I love coasting through life on my programmer job and play vidya
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>>217360343
Hi John Bolton, how's retirement working for you?
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>>217360303
>how Obama ousting Gaddafi in Libya because he wanted to go off the petrodollar and make a gold-backed currency
NTA, but that's not what happened. Gaddafi was ousted to cover up corruption in the French government. The whole thing got blown wide open after Sarkozy got locked up.
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>>217360381
kike you can do better than that.
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>>217360346
are you medicated and/or autistic?
if not, there is very likely a subconscious shame in you. not trying to be a dick; humans and language are the same as they were 2000 years ago.
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>>217358720
all libshits do is lie about every fucking thing.
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>>217358245
Never seen this movie but every time I see this picture I'm convinced it's Edward Furlong



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