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Starfleet ACK- Edition

Previously >>217355452
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star trek sex with shran
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They should make a Star Trek video game where you romance a Caitian or Ferasan.
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ALMOND BASKET
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>Oh no! The villain is getting away!
>He's... very slowly getting away!
>Should we stop him?

>...Nah.
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>>217358210
He was the first Ferengi ever in Starfleet, even if he didn't become a lifer that's something that earns ships in his name
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>>217358210
Because the writers of nutrek don't know about any of that.
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>>217358210
>Admiral Tawny Newsome
Mariner officially became an admiral. Chuds BTFO.
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>>217358211
seconding this
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>217358252
based schizo fighting the good fight
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Reposting this insanity from the tail end of the prior thread.
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>>217358265
LD won. TNGeezers eternally BTFO.
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>show premiers
>only /trek/ bothers
have the shills lost steam?
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>>217358316
>Mariner on the left hand side
>Tawny Newsome on the right
NANI?????
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>>217358316
>all of Picard season 3 was about how Seven of Nine didnt want to be called that
>Kurtzman was so mad he stole Academy and called her Seven of Nine again

this shit is a comedy of errors
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>>217358161
Stargate was always better than star trek.
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>>217358317
Yeah, I bet people who like TNG are mad??? Fuck them for liking a good show amirite?
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>>217358327
Maybe, the show is just the cumulative cringe of all prior nutrek compressed into a single show, so there are only ironic shills left, and even then it's like one or two dudes versus the dozen or so we had at peak LD shilling, not to mention the actual unironic shills.
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>>217358316
LMAO they put cartoon characters on the mural
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>>217358161
anyone here read /trek/ fanfiction? recommend me a fanfic
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>>217358348
Last 10 years really took down the average Trek rating so I'll have to agree at this point. Stargate has yet to seriously shit the bed, they still have 30 years to do it.
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>>217358316
Again, WTF is ACPC? I can guess ACDR is Acting Commander, but ACPC?
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>>217358327
ldtyranny just woke up so youll get a few posts
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>>217358265
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>>217358370
Did they? Tawney Newsome is the actress, Mariner is her character. They can't even keep their 4th wall intact.
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>>217358316
>Admiral Harry Kim
No relation
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>>217358316
>Lt. Nog

never not funny
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What the fuck is this. Betazoids are telepathic not empathic (except hapas). There's no need for sign language. Why do their irises not continue to be black
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>>217358316
>Bones
>Scotty
>ENSIGN SITO JAXA
>Uhura
>Chekov
What the fuck.
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the hell's a FADM
and why is data a CDR but other commanders are CMDR
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Reminder that Lower Decks was officially rated the greatest Trek of all time by /co/.
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>>217358447
sounds like youre trying to watch the new episodes of ACK, there's your problem
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>>217358463
Fleet Admiral.
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>>217358464
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>>217358447
its uhhhhhhh 800 years later or sumshit they just evolved or devolved or aged or whatever we know what were doing okay sweaty?
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/co/ voted a steven universe character for ms. /co/ btw so their taste is objectively trash
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>>217358464
/trek/, not /co/.
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>>217358492
we voted for Dr Girlfriend and the dinosaur from Primal
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>>217358487
That should be Admiral of the Fleet.
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>>217358348
Don't worry you're just right in time for another franchise rape
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>>217358491
What goes on behind the Psionic Wall stays behind the Psionic Wall
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>>217358211
They should make a Star Trek video game, series, or movie that focuses on the Federation’s backstory, deeper worldbuilding, and further development of races like the Andorians, Tellarites, and even Vulcans, as well as Caitians, Orionites, and many other underdeveloped species.
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>>217358514
Nah, Admiral of the Fleet(s) is above Fleet Admiral. Fleet Admiral is above Admiral, and then the rest of the ranks follow as standard. I don't think we've ever seen an Admiral of the Fleet before, it maybe be defunct vs. out current military, actually it might be defunct for us too, since WW2 or Vietnam. Same with Field Marshal.
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>>217358316
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Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.

Jesus wept
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>30 minutes into episode 1
>first antagonist appears
>it's a right wing, Drumpf-supporting incel white male who bullies the black scholar and boasts that despite being a mediocre white male (non-Jewish) he's going to be a captain
Very subtle. Great writing.
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>>217358569
>I'm a hologram, but I still want cake
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>>217358575
His people killed Jesus.
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>>217358575
I'd be a spiteful fuck too if my name was "Manlet"
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>>217358398
I figured it out, it's ACPO, which would be Acting CPO/Chief Petty Officer.
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>>217358589
>>217358391
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>>217358589
What did you expect after SNW showing January 6 shit as a defining event of the 21st century lmao
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>>217358589
Agree.
The awesomeness of DS9 is that, for example, the Cardassians are subtle enough to be more than just a space race or a stand-in for one thing.
Are they a stand-in for Jews? For the Third Reich? Hell, they even take after Fascist Italy, being a retarded ally of the Dominion that eventually switched sides.
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How does he remain unrapable?
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>>217358673
>Shatner took one look at a LD script and told them to fuck off
>they gave the part to that fag Takei instead
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>>217358344
You didn't watch that show because it's the exact opposite. It was an asshole captain with Borg trauma insisting that she only be referred to her by her original human name, like deadnaming her.

The guys even dies in her arms and his last words are finally calling her Seven and saying the ship is hers now.
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>dress me and spit into my mouth like a baby bird
Yeah that was written by Kurtzman.
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>>217358673
If you only count television and film, it is one of the perks of being blacklisted. Unfortunately, non-audio forms of Trek have, indeed, raped the legacy of Kirk.
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>>217358745
that's one spicy latina!
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>>217358569
>When you smell dat replicated fried chicken
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ENOUGH ABOUT TRASHCADEMY
KINO TIME WITH THE BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ozNRUW7Kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ozNRUW7Kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ozNRUW7Kw
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this is so unprofessional and disrespectful.
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>>217358686
It's true
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>>217358806
>almost more views in 15 minutes than Starfleet Academy episode 1 premiere had in 10 hours
Grim.
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>>217358819
it's vile
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>>217358589
>despite being a mediocre white male (non-Jewish)
He's Australian. Terms like "white" and "male" don't apply to those bogan cunts
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>>217358838
>>217358806
Somebody track how many minutes it takes to overtake it just for shits.
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>>217358211
I'm surprised they haven't tried to CGI a live action version of her in any of these shows yet?
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Our girl's review of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy S01E01 is up. She gives the ep a solid B. Does the job of introducing the situation and characters with some missteps for her.

Still gets really emotional over how Skydance is a bunch of fascist meanypants and starts to cry. Women *shugs*
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>>217358819
>SHE'S SO QUIRKY
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>>217358106
is this nanette? wos it roiped?
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Kek
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>>217358745
Who the fuck writes this shit
I think out of all things, it's the dialogue in nutrek that makes me wanna crawl in a hole and die
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>>217358936
Is there a Lt Nig?
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it's up
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Black Hologirl Magic
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>>217358955
AI
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>>217358936
always funny, every time.
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>>217358882
what's skydance?
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>>217358980
I love black women, having sex with them that is, but why do they have cast the ugliest fucking bitches possible in these shows? At least the chick from STD was hot
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>>217359001
the company larry ellison made for his nepo son which bought paramount and now owns trek
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>Jessie Gender
>she
>girl
>woman
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>>217358745
WHAT
THE
FUCK
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>>217359025
peak uniform
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Feet guys have broken containment
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>>217358745
tfw your bridge looks like a saas vibeslop sharted out by claude code
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>>217358806
>>217358975
8:24 - That blonde chick is beautiful
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>>217359070
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>>217359070
Inspiring.
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>>217359074
That's not the bridge.
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>>217359103
the finest sloppa
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>>217359070
>they made an entire character around the writer's barely disguised fetish
I can't wait for it to turn out the Jem'Hadar bitch loves shitting herself on the bridge.
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>>217358955
The dialogue is indeed awful, but so is most Hollywood dialogue of the past 20 years. They're writing for a 90 IQ brown audience that is likely not giving more than 40% of their attention. The writers themselves aren't well read or travelled. They have no reference point outside of 21st century California. We aren't going back to the days of Sisko and Picard casually dropping Shakespeare quotes in the middle of an episode.
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>>217359116
the bridge looks more or less the same though doesnt it
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>>217359070
>>217359103
CW series were made for young audiences and apart late Riverdale, it wasn't ever as bad.WTF
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>>217359103
Okay I'll say it, I like that she's just making the Starfleet War Department guy uncomfortable and Vance isn't even hiding a shit eating grin about it.
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>>217358161
after seeing how good the matte paintings in TNG look in HD it hurts knowing that all the ones done for DS9 of Cardassia or Dominion War Earth will never get the same treatment
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>>217359166
Paramount would rather pump out forgettable streamslop that costs billions than fund an HD remaster of DS9 and VOY for half that
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GIRLPOWER
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>>217359227
do they explain why a hologram has aged 30 years?
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>>217359148
No? If anything it looks more inspired by the SNW bridge than other more recent ones. Definitely doesn't have the overly large look of the Discovery bridge.
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>>217359162
Will you, fag? Will you say it? Oh, that's so brave of you.
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Our lad Karim did a solid job as Jay-Den. We better keep an eye on that kid.
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>>217359227
SHE IS SO QUIRKY AND ECCENTRIC OMG SHE SITS FUNNY HOLY SHIT SHE IS SUCH A REBEL SHE'S NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDADDIES STAR TREK HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>217359259
>Jay-Den
This alone tells you the amount of effort that was put into this show.
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>>217359254
probably just me but there's something distracting about this. too much shine and lights and visual garbage.
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>>217359254
are you taking the piss? 1. yes it does look like the previous pic 2. it's fucking enormous wtf do you mean it doesn't have an overly large look? it's like 4 times bigger than the tng/voy/ds9 bridges
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>>217359254
Trip hazards; trip hazards everywhere.
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>>217358745
it's shit like this that lets you know this was written by women for women
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>>217359259
>what we need is a ZESTY klingon
this is just beyond the pale
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Once you start nooticing his filenames then the pattern becomes recognizable
>a SFA [word].jpg
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>>217359254
I still can't get over the chair bases all being Starfleet logos. So fucking stupid.
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>>217359276
"This is Mr Data. He's a robot that eats data."

*Brilliant! Mr Roddenberry you're a genius!"
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I'm hoping somehow that the Ellisons are fans or the original shows and this garbage is just the last drop of cum from the assfucking Kurtzman gave trek. Orci died of karmic cancer, now is Kurtzmans turn.
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>>217359328
Ones an artificial life form the other is an alien from a culture that has established naming conventions
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>>217358316
Wtf was the point of that list of random characters
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>>217358872
35 minutes
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>>217359253
Doc says he started changing his appearance a couple of hundred years ago so his functional immortality didn't make people uncomfortable
It's probably going to be a thing he talks about at some point because he briefly gets upset when someone mentions how he was close to the crews of the Voyager and Protostar (because all those people have been dead for centuries)
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>>217359374
so you see it and go I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! :D
and that will make you want to watch the worst slop ever made
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>>217359303
I've been following his movements for some time.
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>>217358806
>42:15
>both of them agree with me that Q won and Sisko got baited hard
Ahh, glorious vindication. Feels so good, so good.
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>>217359254
Does the bridge still have the built in flamethrowers?
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>>217359423
Who ever thought otherwise?
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>>217358806
buy an ad faggot
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>>217359447
The Athena takes some direct hits on the nacelles and the bridge explodes, so some things never change
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Scans of the show detect 3(three) new possible waifu life signs.
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>>217359460
People I have argued with in these very threads.
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>>217359486
Is that Miss Martian?
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another thing about nutrek that will make me seethe eternally is how they have all these shows set centuries apart but they all have the exact same production design
every starfleet bridge is cavernous with shiny floors and a massive viewscreen, whether it's the 23rd, 24th or 32nd century
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>>217358211
>>217358274
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>>217359503
>I get angry when things look similar
>I also get angry when thing look different

Yes, we know. Some girls just like to complain.
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>>217359486
I saw a plump jewess in the crowd of cadets but I've already deleted the episodes.
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>>217359528
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>>217359545
Nah, man, he's right. If that DS9 episode where Sisko 'n' Friends go back to TOS times had been done in all nutrek works, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference outside of some subtle uniform changes.
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>>217358936
> Cdr. Beckett Mariner.

"Big Mar!"
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>>217359486
marry , fuck , kill (respectively)
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>>217359382
JUST. I wonder if they deliberately released the DS9 episode today to dab on Paramount
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pace has increased to 1.6k views per hour. a veritable juggernaught
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>>217359670
Coincidence is nothing.
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>well we just blew up the bad guy's ship and killed all of his crew, should be blow up his escape pod too?
>nah, I think that's the last we've seen of him, let him go
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>>217359226
They could even premiere the remastered episodes as special events on P+ and then release them as collectors sets. There could even be a live chat function on the app where people discuss the episode during the episode's timeslot. This is how you get people back into Star Trek.
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>>217359486
Is that Becky Lynch?!
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>>217358936
>not alphabetical
>not chronological
>not grouped by ship
>not grouped by division
what the fuck happened to starfleet standards?
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The Dixon Hill episodes are great
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>>217359701
The TNG remaster lost a ton of money, it's why DS9 and Voyager have been left to rot
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>>217359545
What would it take for you to stop reflexively defending retarded shit? (That's a question for you to ask yourself; I don't need to know.)
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>>217359723
"lost" money*
sorry about that, obviously tng is still making money for paramount and the remaster is a big part of that.
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Just marathoned the first episode and it was pretty good. San Fagshitsco wankery was the only thing I rolled my eyes at. Why do we hate it again?
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>>217359755
Please theme your reaction animals.
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>Move Along Home is Mike's favorite s1 episode
A decade of Move Along Home chads vindicated
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we mostly hate it because it sucks but we also hate it because of all the fake shilling because fake shilling is the worst kind of shilling, its trolling
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>>217359755
>we
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>>217359723
>>217359746
For Deep Space 9, there should be a 'prestige TV' edit, where all the worst episodes are left out, and only the good and important ones are kept, so like keep 10-15 episodes per season.
There is no reason to waste resources on every single one
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>>217359755
>San Fagshitsco
That's nice - now say "STD". Go on.
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>>217358745
what would happen if they stopped moving the camera? would they die?
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>>217359829
it will be done eventually and will cost next to nothing. rescanning the film is eaay. AI will be able to handle the cgi effects for cheap in another couple years.
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>>217359829
so the issue isnt so much remastering. there are tons of companies that can and would do it. the issue mostly comes from selling it again and royalties, new contracts would have to be signed and other things. its all a massive mess
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>>217359830
tfw
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>>217359948
>so the issue isnt so much remastering.
that actually is a huge issue. it's a fuckton of work.
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>>217360013
Go on.
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>>217360028
just look into what they had to do for the TNG one. and they weren't even able to actually find all the original shots.
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>>217360013
shouldve rephrased, it is alot of work to remaster, but there are many companies that could and would do it
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>>217360004
Give me a QRD on /trek/ 1.0, 2.0, and 3.0
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>>217359227
>had to specifically make the chair 4 feet wide just so she could do this kind of shit

....

Why do any of you watch this shit
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>>217360053
the point is they pretty much lost money on the TNG remaster so they aren't keen to just do it again
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>>217359701
Problems with that:

DS9 wasn't popular then, with viewership diving after initial sampling

DS9 is less popular after 30 years, unloved and unwatched.

Even if Paramount went insane an did a DS9 remaster, it would be another financial disaster like the TNG disks. No sales and chuds just pirated.
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>>217360082
It's thinner than Shatner's chair
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the DS9 documentary has some HD shots.
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>>217360082
>Why do any of you watch this shit
I don't "watch" it, per se. I hit mute, skip through and farm stills for /trek/.
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>>217360111
its not
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>>217360075
Nevermind, found it in the archive. I thought you were talking about different eras of this general but it's just the discord cabal
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>>217359793
>Nobody likes things I don't like!

You keep saying that, and it's still not true.
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>>217360004
>>it's tillyfag and the /trek/ 3.0 gang
>You have been temporarily blocked for violating global rule 4 personal info/raid etc.
Fascinating shit.
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>>217358316
This show is going to be EPIC
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>>217360126
>don't mind me just filling the thread with shit because I hate you all
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>>217360202
The best thing about Trek filmed in Toronto, is all your extras are Canadian strippers on their side gig.

Not TOS level of background hot, but close.
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Here's what I think. I think someone with a personal beef with /trek/ applied to become a janny. VF was repeatedly kicked from IRC when he voiced his concerns. (To be fair he wasn't exactly being diplomatic, but it is odd)
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>>217360110
It's this. When all Trek finally hit streaming, TNG and Voyager were big hits, DS9 cratered

So not only did the TNG effort lose money at the time, they got solid proof that there was far, far less of an audience even interested in DS9 in the first place
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>>217360202
Cheronians have black and white skin, this does not include the hair.
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>>217360202
Of course the Cheronian is fat chubby woman
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>>217360202
Did they not watch the TOS episode where they explained the black and white dudes were the last two survivors of their entire race?
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>>217360311
>he
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>>217359259
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>>217360315
The only Trek show from that era you see referenced or parodied on other shows is TNG.

Not TOS level cultural significance, but something.
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>>217360344
lol
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It's SA.
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>>217360344
When giving a speech about the Academy reopening, Nahla calls out that some people there are the first of their kind to join, while some of them are the last
They live for something like 50,000+ years and the two in the TOS episode where the only known survivors left on their home world at the time, they've added some more since
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>>217360344
of course they didn't. They just wanted to throw slop on the screen thinking nerd fans would like it
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>>217360463
that's honestly funnier than ACK
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>>217360344
Who TF is Virgil?
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cheron_native
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Virgil_(Cheron_native)
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>>217360509
>Nus Braka
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>>217360509
Lura Thok was fun, but her mouth appliances seem to be muddying her bants. Should have cleaned that in post or have her loop her dialog.
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>>217360681
>Half Klingon and half Je'mima
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>>217359787
That episode was always over-hated. It was a fun and cute filler. But Duet and "Dramatis Personae" (Sisko versus Kira) were masterclasses in suspense.
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>>217360202
>SA
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>>217360814
star trek semen apprentice
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>>217360628
every time
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I was sceptical at first but now I'm really going to commit to SA.
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thok and the emh were kino
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They have spoken
https://youtu.be/u5ozNRUW7Kw
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SA is illegal and you should go to jail for it
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>STD
>SA
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I wanna fuck her so bad bros
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Gary has spoken.
*exhales* It's over.
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>>217361044
JESUS WEPT. BUDGET OF CW 22 EPISODE SEASON FOR ONE EPISODE OF WORSE THAN CW-TIER SERIES?!!!!
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When does the rest of the sessy drop?
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>>217361263
What the hell are you basing this on?
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>>217361044
When is YouTube going to remove view counts?
I gotta think it's coming since they've already removed anything else that could cause offense or upset to their sponsors
Everything would go much smoother if they delete that little number and just go "Paramount has released a press statement hailing that Starfleet Academy is up 11,000% in all engagement metrics"
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>>217361044
>Paramount committing blatant tax fraud making shows aimed to nobody
>Trump won’t give a single fuck because Larry Ellison promised him favorable coverage with CBS
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>>217361286
So defensive.
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>>217361044
why is the lighting so dark in nutrek
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>>217361040
I’d like to visitor her nana, ya feel me?
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>>217361352
I'd rather she was a Visitor to my 'Nana, but you do you, I guess.
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>>217361352
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Kira definitely pegs. I want her to bottom me out.
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>>217361478
t. Dukat
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>>217361478
I bottom from the top
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Muslims in space!
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HORNY HIGH-SCHOOL SPINOFF
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>>217361682
except it's not exciting or fun. and holly hunter is in her 60s
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>>217361040
You just know she's into some freak shit, with all the trauma she's got.
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>RLM talks about the DS9 doc What We Left Behind
>Rich Evans knows I exist now
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>>217361756
>tape this spoon to your forehead
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>Holly Hunter went to CMU
Oh for FUCKS SAKE
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>>217361790
What is the significance of her CMU attendance?
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>>217361682
So stunt casting a couple of A list celebs saved the show from getting 1 star instead of 3. Assholes.
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>>217361825
The Guardian is a libtard paper tbf and they have this weird habit of taking the inverse posiiton of maga on absolutely anything
Vice versa too.
America is quite silly.
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>>217359486
Is the one in the yellow uniform Becky Lynch?
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>Hey, can't Discovery just jump immediately to where we are and save us?
>Uhhh... No, not this week, because [insert excuse here]
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>>217361041
She's only 4 years old
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alright I am 6 minutes in to this and these guards have a hold of Giamati's character by using poles attached to his neck.
Like what the fuck it's the 32'd century and beside that these cunts have never watched star trek before?
There's no cattle prods you put him in a level 3 containment field even a child knows this.

I lasted 6 minutes beat my time.
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>>217362247
This set looks so horrible, I just can't
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>>217362247
they made up some BS about where discovery is at. the timeline is all fucky because the last 15 minutes of discovery went through like 30 years of time and the fate of the ship was that it was returned to its original state and sent on a mission so an episode of short treks would make sense.
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>>217362247
>retrofit
is that like anything like a refit?
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>>217362247
Why the fuck does that bridge look like some shitty nightclub
Why the fuck are they so averse to well lit rooms in nuTrek
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>>217362280
trying to square nutrek with canon helps no one. just ignore the parody timeline
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>>217361044
>Grief Grifter makes his little anger puppets dance.
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why would anyone choose to be a down sydrome nigger or ugly old man if they could literally be anything they want?
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>>217362304
Did they just totally abandon the magic mushroom drive tech then, just so the ship could run into some random guy in the far future?
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>>217362247
What is your favorite spaceship interior and what makes a good design?
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>>217362247
what an awful set
give me beige and carpet
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Second 'sode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy was really good. Mostly a kids meet cute, fight, back to cute -- but worked. And Zoe is so damned aZorable!

Also, Betaslags being a pita as usual. Glass their planet.
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>>217362411
i honestly dont remember, they always had a goofy way of making it so the ship woulddnt work during specific times so they could just do whatever they wanted and actual have stakes in an episode. the drive got burnt out in one season but i cant remember if they fixed it or not

right now discovery is sitting in a random place in space for 1000 years before a guy in an escape pod crashes into it
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>>217362315
>I'm angry when sets are dark
>I am also angry when sets are bright

Yes, we know. You just like to complain.
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>>217362476
can trekpu-anon put him in a blanket on the bridge floor?
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>>217358745
... Shouldn't it be, like, a sonic toothbrush or something?

...And I guess birds are just the same everywhere, seeing how she's clearly an alien
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>>217362413
I like Firefly and BSG for being realistic. Star Trek was always been far future, SA is even more far future. There shouldn't be people sitting in chairs at consoles, it should be incomprehensible.
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>>217362612
>SA
It's called ST:ACK
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>>217362623
But its apt, because its raping a beloved franchise
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"M'lady -- would you like to go whale watching? Then afterward get a snow cone."
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>>217359103
How the shitfuck is this real?
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>>217362612
Voyager does a good job of staying timeless despite airing in 1995. Everything on Voyager looks amazing, except one scene where they have a meeting in the deactivated holodeck, and it's filled with office chairs.
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>be immortal
>maintain the same idenity for 800 years
>dont accomplish anything of signifiance
>watch society collaspe around you
pic unrelated
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>>217359103
>shoes are required
>i dont like wearing them unless i have to
>shoes are required
>shoes are required
>shoes are required
and what exactly did she waive? her right to sue starfleet for transporter credits if she breaks her foot being an entitled cunt?
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>>217362694
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>>217362849
Her right to foot privacy and having them unmolested by any male member of the crew at any time.
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>>217362849
"Is -- someone breaking the rules? Not in MY Star Trek. Good day to you Sir!"
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>>217362911
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>>217361044
Who's Gary
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>>217362952
[sarcastic laughter]
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>>217362849
Surely by 3100 they have forcefield shoes
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>>217362911
theres a huge fucking difference between breaking the rules because the immediate situation demands it and openly violating the rules when you are serving as the head of an institution with the core purpose of indoctrinating initiates.
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>>217363047
Oh, so one of those rules you arbitrarily make up and demand everybody follow.

How about -- no.
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>welcome to starfleet academy where the rules are made up and demerits dont matter
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>>217363123
>I bwoke the twektank
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star trek is pretty gay now huh
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i want to get fucked hard in the ass by kiras strapon
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>>217361478
I think she likes it up the ass
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>outperformed by random assholes
oh no no no no no no no no no
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>>217362388
>Grifter
Does he make Nerdrotic O's cereal he shills for and yet never ships out or something? How does one "Grift" something you watch for free? It's impossible to steal time someone wastes willingly.

You sound like an idiot who doesn't know what a word means but use it because it sounds funny.
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i have to do a poo now
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>>217363344
Nerderotic is my online friend too! we should exchange numbers
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>>217363299
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>>217363398
You sure? Wouldn't want to "Grift" you out of that time spent. Or maybe "Grift" you out of those words. Or "Grift" you into engaging with me.

Because clearly nobody knows what that word means, so clearly they don't look stupid when they use it like they're praying the rest of the world is that level of idiot.
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>>217358211
This, but a Kzinti
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>listening to Mr Plinkett and Dick the Birthday boy talk about how Garashir was and is canon
I do not deserve something this beautiful.
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it was an academy hazard

(this is impressively bad. I was able to chew through Picard and Lower Decks, and even section 31. Even the kids show with Janeway in it. But Jesus Christ, Academy is like they are literally trying to make the worst Star Trek show they possibly could. I've read erotic star trek fan fiction that makes more sense than academy.)
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>>217362258
YOU SICK FUCK
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>>217363571
The adults did a good job chewing scenery. The kids could use work.
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>>217363544
I just saw it. It's Ira's opinion but opinions after the fact are not canon.
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>>217363474
Haha so true Nerderotic brother in arms!
Those stupid idiots just use words they dont even have a clue about! They'd sure know better if they just subscibed to Nerderotics Patreon and visited the mixedtees dot com merchandise store for some epic t-shirts to own the stupid woketard haters!
They should also leave a tip in the paypal tip jar just as Nerderotic instructs me to do!
Dont forget to leave a like and follow on Minds, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Parler, iTunes, Android Player.FM and of course Twitch!
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>>217358316
>ywn steal a runabout and have space drug-fueled space adventures with Cadet BPD
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>>217363344
>>217363474
kek you actually bought this didn't you
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>>217363496
You ARE aware Kzinti females are literally feral animals, right?
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>>217362528
>Complains when burning
>Complains when freezing
There's just no pleasing some people!
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>>217363740
>>217363740
>>217363740
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>>217363752
New is at 310.
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>>217363766
oops
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>>217363726
>What's that? Rightsless, mindless feral breeding stock?
The HORROR!!
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>>217361485
read it in his voice
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>>217359722
>that one Wheaton blogpost where he claimed Tierney called him a "sissy faggot"
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>>217363662
That will be quite sufficient, ensign.
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>>217363766
theres no time for that
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>>217363804
that's the kind of shit he tells Weyoun when they fight about his obsession with her
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>>217363662
Dear oh dear how do (You) >>217363474 recover from this?
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i will not watch the pilot and I will not watch any videos of anyone talking about it! i don't care!
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Star Trek: Sexual Assault
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>>217361756
>>217361352
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>>217359103
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>>217363662
>They'd sure know better if they just subscibed to Nerderotics Patreon and visited the mixedtees dot com merchandise store for some epic t-shirts to own the stupid woketard haters!

Damn him for not delivering that merch-oh he does?
Well those subscribers to patron didn’t get their rewards-oh they did?
>They should also leave a tip in the paypal tip jar just as Nerderotic instructs me to do!
How dare he steal their money like that, he shouldn’t be allowed to… have a tip jar?

Now let’s all just curl up and hope to god every idiot like us can’t read what grift means, please god please don’t let them find out what it means or all of this is going to make us look so stupid again! Why does a word have to mean something besides what I said it does?
>Dont forget to leave a like and follow on Minds, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Parler, iTunes, Android Player.FM and of course Twitch!
… oh so this dumb motherfucker thinks you can grift advertising now.

Maybe just go look up the word. Takes you like two seconds. I know you felt proud of this, but you really just proved you just plain don’t know what the word means. Simple as. No fuss no muss, you’re too stupid to read the word definition and see the incompatibility of delivering a product and a grift. Don’t get angry, go read what it means and get smarter
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>>217363895
By reading the “gifting” definition.

Doubling down on “I don’t know what it means so I’m going to describe merchandising and advertising” isn’t a win against someone who’s smart enough to look up what a word means. It only works on people like, well, you. Welcome to the “can’t read” club



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