If you complain enough, they give you what you actually want.
If you chuds had just supported the newer movie and the Netflix cartoon, we wouldn’t be here right now.
I didn't want Phoebe Waller-Bridge and some gay dude handling a male-skewing property though
>>217358867Looks good, I'm guessing she'll have to talk with a high class britbong accent
Sophie Turner is a terrible actress and plays the wrong type of bitch for Lara
>>217358867SEXhope the story takes inspiration from the first games, I'm a nerd for those
>>217358905Higher res
>>217358867What did they give us exactly?
>Amazon shills mobilized
>>217359133>Looks good,lmao, gay>>217358867>If you complain enough, they give you what you actually want.I want OG Lara and only that.Won't watch woke shit, reboots, or any cringe shit made after the 00s
>>217358867>they give you what you actually want.Where?
>>217359341>OGlook mom, I used a nigger word! lets niggerfy the entire language!
>>217358867Looks pretty fucking good. they better don't make it a poorfag doordash girl or whatever like in that movie
>>217359341you sounds like those retards that expect some bogged titcow onlyfans slut playing all characters
Shame, I was hoping after she abandoned her family to be a partywhore she'd have gotten some honking big implants for the role.
>>217359194Most of these images look AI generated. I'm not saying they ARE, but they have that AI look.Anyone else has been mindfucked by the AI paranoia?
she doesn't have the charisma and the presence for a lead. Meh.
>>217359451you sound like a troon
>>217359646/thread
>>217359664>t-troon!since you can only speak in memes, why not call me pajeet? it's the trend this season.
>>217359646also bogged as hell, she hasn't been cute for years already
She won lol
>>217359734Wtf is going on in that right pic, is she floating above ground?
>>217358867at least she is white
>>217358867Shansha Croft... nice
>>217358867Looks like they're going for the new remake look
>>217358867It looks good, the thing about making accurate costumes is that it can look like cosplay which is unprofessional and something that's already been doneI don't really care as I only played one Tomb Raider game in the 2000s for about ten minutes only
>>217358867>>217358905>>217359194Not nearly as thick and pretty as Lara Croft is supposed to be. Looks too muscular and man-ish, and Sophie Turner is fairly walled at this point. Sorry, but no, this is still poor casting and not sexy.
>>217358905Flat, no ass, stick thin.No.
Sophie Turner can't act
>>217359451Lara is literally a big titty top model.Also actors must be attractive, troll
>>217359716Wouldn't know, clown
>>217359880Which looks like shit and is just a nuLara in cosplayno thanks
>sickly pale>no tits or assGee thanks
>>217360339Lara is supposed to be athletic you mong, not like out of a porn parody
>>217358867So if I complain enough they'll add CGI DD tits in post editing? pic unrelated
>>217358867needs WAY MORE MUSCLE and some MORE CURVES. but this is kind of ok compared to the usual
sophie turner is 4/10 would not bang
>>217358867Still not good enough.
>>217358867
>>217358867let's first wait for a clip where she opens her mouth...
>>217358867>they give you what you actually wantNo one wanted Boy George playing Lara in a script written by queen nepo herself.
Tits too small.I need to complain more.
>>217358867>tits smaller than the shape of a bralmao, come on now. and without even going into an ass discussion, this girl has no thighs.
>>217358867i'll allow it
Sophie can't act worth shit and her tits aren't big enough.
Sophie can get a boob job and a BBL but it won't change that fact that she sucks at acting.
>>217358867the glasses make her look blind. why can't they give her high tech eyewear
>>217358867>mosquito bites >what I actually want Get the fuck outta here shill.
>>217360503Fuck off from internet, inbred
>>217363417But it would get my attention
>>217358867>no big boobs>no big lipsIt's gonna be a yikes for me
>>217358867Looks fine.But I doubt they'll make her the Peter Chung version of Lara Croft that was my favorite. I.e. not the art style but how she's badass femme fatale and the plot is edgy conspiracy theory mystical ancient aliens shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntv6oqQl-Ss
>>217359194This unironically looks way better than expected. Actually kind of impressed.
Lily James wore prosthetics to play Pamela Anderson. Was it really too much to ask?
She kinda looks hot. Might goon desu.
Sophie turner is more of a slag type bong than a posh type bong and Lara is supposed to be the posh type. Examples of posh types are like Keeley Hawes, Keira Knightley, Hayley Atwell, Daisy Ridley and so on. Do you understand?
>>217358867No tits no arse , we need to boycott this.
>>217359880There was a top down command that Lara must look like that now in all media.t.know people
>>217358867Tits not big enough but otherwise not bad.
>>217359194>>217358905Is it just me or does her head look tiny?
>>217358867They won't resist giving it some woketard plot where she's protecting illegal immigrants from white supremacist incels. And have constant contrived scenes of white males being slightly condescending and audience is supposed to be outraged, as if men never test and roast each other, and as giving alphas females shit tests isn't actually respecting them like a man.
>>217359194>Wrong type of gunsYA BLEW IT
>>217363569>Looks fine.>>217363821>but otherwise not bad.indian
>>217363902She objectively looks like Lara Croft just with smaller tits.
>>217359194Would be bad even as a cosplayer kekWoke shitters strike again
>>217358867This is the most relatable Lara Croft ever I'll say that she just seems like a cool chick you would have a beer with, if you get rid of the guns and wacky Daredevil sunglasses.
>>217358867Chuds are still complaining.
>>217358867how did she un-bog her face?were those notorious pictures after she'd eaten shellfish or been stung by a bee or something?
>>217363908She objectively doesn't, blind autist
>>217363930>This is the most relatable Lara Croft everSo it's not Lara>>217363931We get woke shit = we complainDeal with it, invader
>>217358867How do you fuck up this badHoly shit just give the role to Michelle Rodriguez and be done with it
.....where are her tits?
>>217363960You're retarded and likely some variety of nigger or other shitskin.
>>217359819A game with a vast majority of male players is catering to lesbians?
>>217364013>Blind autist get angry at people having eyes
This is what I wanted
>>217359194>black socksLara Croft wears white socks. Immersion ruined. I will not watch this.
>>217363845This is why i barely care about the character designs anymore. If it means I get a show or movie authentically (not gender/race studies 101) aimed at the male audience that actually shows up for these things i'll take a black Lara Croft played by Ella Balinska completely covered up.
>>217358867>Still small tetas and barely any curves>She has tattoos and moles all over her body>No dick sucking lips, and a narrow chinI never asked for this
>>217361063only good post in the entire thread
>>217358867I can't judge anything anymore. My standards and expectations have been brought so low I don't even trust my own intuition.>>217359194This looked fine to me initially, for a minute but then I'm directly comparing it to this (pic). I don't know. It's some improvement, an overall better look, cooler costume. But then I realize it still falls short of old games in my opinion. And then I don't know if they're trying to improve it from the new games and latest movie or if they're only slightly toning down the source material to get positive buzz. I don't hate this look but I'm going to remain skeptical.
>>217363979>we want old Lara>*gets old Lara*>NOOOOOOO IT'S BAD
>>217358867>>217358905>>217359194I was a little skeptical since Sophie isn't built like Lara but this has my attention.
>>217358867Lara if trans
>>217364334Old Lara had tits.
>>217364134>This is why i barely care about the character designs anymore.Nope, I'm not a beggar and don't need to meet those clowns in the middle>>217364210Settling for scraps won't solve anything.You don't need a mediocre piece of shit. You don't need a tomb raider movie.If you are not satisfied just ignore them and let them starve to death
>>217364462>If you are not satisfied just ignore them and let them starve to deathSolid advice
>>217364334>>we want old Lara>get a lame parody of Lara that is nothing like Lara>STOP COMPLAINING AND JUST CONSUME!!!
>>217359527my very same thought anon and i don't know
>>217358867needs pointy tits
>>217359194All she has to offer is the physicality and her face is kinda hotter when she's lean like this
>face is mid>boobs too small>actress is 30 but she looks even olderjust cast a hot piece of ass with big boobs, 25 year old max. That's the whole point of the Lara Croft character. it's like they don't care at all about making money anymore.
>>217358867those tits are sad as hell.
Costume is fine, I just don't like the actress and no way in hell is she going to make a good Lara
>>217365156I'd say 20 years old max.
>>217358867This casting is just proof that the game nowadays is just to do whatever will garner the most attention. They could have casted the hottest woman in the industry and it still would have been a flop. So instead they just pick sophie turner because eveybody knows shes a dogshit actress with zero charisma. But the decision itself is so appalling because at least the ends justify the means and people are now talking about the movie. Its kind of like how the time person of the year award is always the stupidest possible option. Everything is just ragebait. I have ascended and am free of it.
>>217358867>>217359194Be interesting to see if she will actually wear that, or something like that, consistently in the show. Could well be just a promotional thing or something she wears in the first episode and then is never seen again for the rest of the show.
>>217358867No one wanted this though
>>217359194The middle shot is the best one although her tits are still too small for a proper adaptation of Lara.
A flat tranny isn't what i want tho
