Are sushi places really this complicated? I think I might just get a pizza instead.
>>217359728this scene is plenty cringe in itself but the followup is even worse.
>>217359728American sushi is better
>>217359728>chill out mr miyagiLMAO
>>217359728Your webm is broken Ranjeet
>>217359728You have to understand, this is like putting ketchup on a hot dog in their culture.
you should carry mcd ketchup packets for such occasions
>>217359817so, it's just normal?
>>217359817Never understand this. Ketchup and mustard on hot dogs work so well together
>>217359854I bet you also like cocks
>>217359728Anyway, that'll be $10,000, gaijin
>>217359817so it's perfectly fine?
>>217359817I put ketchup on a hot dog and mix the onions with wasabi before dipping my sushis there. What timmy gon do?
>>217359874Totally not projecting
>>217359898Okay Mr Cock enjoyer
>>217359728its better not to order sushi because it may give you a bad case of diarrhea
>>217359875Easily the most pretentious dogshit documentary I've ever seen in my entire life.
>Cleanse the what now? The palate? No ginger on fish? Heh, I'll do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN!>h-hey guy he's an a-artist, a-a-a-and>SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Heh, I'm only messin' with ya. I love Japan. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!>y-y-y-ou're such a fucking c-c-c-c-CHUD!!>*PUNCH*>the weeb goes down like a sack of bricks. The chef has a sigh of relief for being rid of the weeaboo, for now. A nearby Asian girl gets sopping wet over the sight of Chad dominating>Ooooh, Mr. Miyagi over here, I thought ya knew karate, how come ya didn't block that? Heheh...>*the Chad picks up the weeb's wallet*>Hey whatta we got here? Twenty bucks? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. Rockefeller! Hahaha! Hey, keep the change. Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN. SAYONARA, DUDE! https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi
He's the one eating with his hands like a street shitter
>>217359780Care to elaborate for those of us who don't watch this shit?
>low t voice on a vocaroo straining REALLY hard to be funny/sound masculine Every single time.
>>217359817Chicago has no real culture; it's like a human meatloaf
>>217359929based
>>217359927Its funny how people got the idea wrong. The autistic dedication to putting fish on rice 100000 times before you do it for real doesnt inherently make your sushi good. Its just that jap culture value such dedication. But then, retarded gaijin picked up on that and now they thing the 10000x folded katana is better than the 10x folded one, when theres practically no difference.
>>217359966Post your voice
>>217359966gotta deliver now mate>>217359999respect the quads
>>217359728why are liberals like this?
Onions sauce is basically japs version of salt and pepper. It's very common, but to actually use it sends a message to the chef that he's a useless piece of shit that can't cook. Not that big of a deal in western countries where the chef doesn't see you use it and he usually gives zero fucks about his job, but it's a pretty big deal when done right in front of the chefs face in a country notorious for being extremely prideful of their work
>>217359946The dudebros find out that the autismo is their boss and apologize or something like that.
>>217359728if the owner/chef of that restaurant was worth his salt, he'd throw out the mouthy faggot and tell him not to come back. he's scaring off customers. know-it-all douchebags that bother customers aren't gonna bring in enough money to keep the lights on (even if the guy is a daily regular). new customers keep a kitchen in business. and every restaurant owner knows damn-well a customer can cover his food in moose piss if he wants to. it's HIS food. HE paid for it. if he wants to cover it in wasabi and onions sauce and cake batter, it's HIS prerogative
>>217359998I thought katanas got folded so much because the steel was shit
>>217359728If the weeb in this clip was REALLY a defender of Japanese culture, he'd do as the Japanese do when faced with obnoxious foreigners and silently seethe.
>>217359929you sound like you were on some vaxjamz
>>217359728>control freak screams at normal people>show frames the control freak as righteous and in the rightcringiest shit I have ever made myself watch
>>217360077yeah it was slagit was brittle as shit
>>217360105or he'd disembowel himself with his flimsy chopsticks
>>217359728This might be the most Reddit scene ever filmed.
>>217359728Sushi is fast food in Japan. You walk in, get quick food, leave. It's not "fancy" or "expensive" and americans for some reason lift it up. Really just to make more money. Being on your phone is shit, but also sauce a thing however much you like it.
>>217360175or eat a nuke
>>217359946Billions is actually kino tho.Wags (guy having a meltie) is 2nd in command to the biggest/most profitable hedge fund in the show. He'd be like Steve Wozniack for finance bro retards. I forget why he's having a meltie, IIRC it's brought on by something else that happened. He's just taking his anger out on some random noob over sushi.The dudebro calls Wags out for being a fag then concedes when he realizes who it is, even though Wags melty is really stupid and everyone else thinks Wags is autistic af for doing it
>>217359966post voice, pussy. mogged by quads
>>217360191It's a thousand year old dish, and like 200 years ago someone made a version of it (nigiri) that was sold as fast food.Some of it being sold as fast food doesn't mean there aren't tiers of quality above the fast food tier. It's like saying wagyu steaks are fast food tier just because there are a lot of fast food tier steakhouse chains that sell the lowest quality steaks for cheap
/tv/ - hollywood slop, gook shill, and anti-japan circle jerk
>>217360778you like this cringe ahh shit unc??
>>217360748It's rice and fish and maybe some sauce. No food should be fancy anyway, but least of all sushi. Fish are older than humans. Fish have been eating fish before humans even existed. Treating sushi like it's high art is like treating sliced apples like they're something else. The whole point of sushi is it doesn't take an artisan or a master to serve it. Nearly anyone can open a sushi stand. It's the same fish. It is NOT the same as wagyu, which has lower supply and higher demand, thus the price difference. Wagyu also has differences in its fat and protein spread meaning a chef does need to know the differences in it to cook it. Sushi isn't cook. The main difference in sushi will be freshness. A place that serves a lot sushi and has a lot of product moving, and thus fresh, will be good. Try for yourself. Go to a cheap place, go to an expensive place, see how different it is.
>>217359728Honestly ive found that traditional ways of doing things to be better, like id have sashimi tuna and add my wasabi to the onions sauce, its so much better to just brush a tiny dab of wasabi on the fish and then dib it into the sauce.
