>1300 live viewersThat's fucking awful. I could reach more people by walking out into the street and shouting obscenities.
>>217360954They didn't make her quirky enough
>>217360954what a hit! Extend kurtzman for 10 more years
>>217360954>twitter>fandom menace grifterfuck off
>>217360985This franchise is so dead.
>>217360985Oh hey, that's the dude from the Mummy
>>217361036I rather watch this cat for an hour than Nu Trek
>>217360954LolThey're washing money.
>>217360985Barefoot is legal
>>217360985Why do all modern shows look so shit, where is the money going because it's certainly not on the turdskins in the editing room
>>217360954>screenshot>time stamp 17 hours ahead of CST>only one timezone possibleI thought we banned Australians from the internet
>>217360985There are starving kids in Africa but you say you don't enjoy THIS?
>>217361061So would everyone on youtube it seems. You would struggle to upload a cat video to youtube and not have it hit 1300 views.
>>217360985Legitimately.... WTF is this writing, nigga
>>2173611171300 views != 1300 live viewers
>>217360985who the fuck enjoys this? who is this for?
>>217360954Its a streaming series. Why would anyone watch it live that defeats the purpose. I can watch it right now but I'm waiting until the full season is out. Welcome to 2026 grandpa.
>>217361134You'd get the 1300 views on the cat video within an hour, tranny.
>>217361088most of the money goes to shell companies that don't do anything then creatively accounted back into the parent company's coffers
>>217360985Wow that looks so fun and amazing. What fabulous voyages into the unknown!
I got Nu Trek fatigue bros...
>>217360954I'm sure millions of people watch it on netflix or whatever. Why else would there be like a dozen current star trek shows?
>>217360985Why the fuck does the camera move so much
>>217360985>sometimes i just need to let the little piggies out to pasturewhat the fuck did she mean by that
>>217361166No you wouldn't, chud.
>>217361117It is a pretty awesome cat
>>217361220shakeycam exists to give the illusion things are happening
>>217360954>RIP Star TrekIt's been dead for decades, now they're just pissing on its corpse.
walks barefoot on the floor,puts her dirty fucking boots on the chair.
>>217361229That is a lie. I just checked.
>>217361189So everything after DS9 didn't happen right?btw why was his mom so weak?
>>217360985>tonight: the writer's barely-disguised fetish
>>217361264I don't see why anyone needs more than:>TOS>TAS>TOS films>TNG>TNG films>DS9>VoyagerIf you need more Trek you might have brain damage. There's classic video games and books too.
>>217361088Half of budget is for CGI, let's say $3MExecutive in charge of hiring CGI companies take that $3M, give it to his buddy's company, gets some kick backs. $2.8M is then used to hire subcontractor companies in India. Subcontractors then hire their cousins subsubcontractor companies, who each pay themselves with kickbacks. So on and so forth. Of that original $3M, about $800,000 is used to hire 50 barely tech literate indians to rush the scenes.
that would happen for any show. people don't watch tv shows on yt, they go there for clips
>>217360985They had Holly Hunter show feet in the first episode and you guys are still complaining? Come on now.
>>217361346>people don't watch tv shows on ytLol not modern ones anyway.
>>217361294>I need someone to dress me in the morningNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT, PLEASE
>>217361346maybe. in this case its because the show looks bad
>>217361346That's not trueA couple years ago a random baseball match between two literal who countries had 50k + live viewers
>>217361383not even older ones. are there some old ones that have millions of views on YT?
>>217361377That's Holly Hunter? She looks unrecognizable. Why even hire her then?
>>217361385thats the point. she was flirting with that man. looks like its one of those shows where all the women are confident and think fast and all the men are confused and have awkward moments
>>217360954The video is only available in the US on youtube, and trek has always relied on a more thoughtful, intelligent (= European) audience
>>217360985Why is Vance such a futuristic name anyway? Now everyone needs to be named Vance. Its weird.
>>217361405Yes, Anon. I watch old TV shows on YT all the time. Won't tell you which ones because you'll get them taken down out of spite. In fact, everything cool is held back from this site for myriad of reasons.
>>217361088>Why do all modern shows look so shitIt seems to me that digital cameras and CGI makes everyone involved think 'we'll fix it in post' when it's shit and there's nothing to fix in the first place but because you don't have to spend any money on film there's no incentive to get it right and since modern film and television is mostly just made to sell marketing and toys no one involved gives a shit.
>>217361420The average trekkie is a pedo so this checks out, yurokebab.
>>217360985For some reason this cringe but Data LARPing as Sherlock Holmes was wholesome and endearing.
>>217361294Now this is pod racing!
>>217361420>europoors on damage controlDon't you have some sandniggers to round up for gang raping your children? Oh wait, you guys invite them in for that and don't consider it a crime.
>>217361473
>>217361468The Holmes/most holodeck episodes are definitely ultra comfy. Voyager did its best to ruin that feeling, yet failed.
>>217361220Phone kids need overstimulation at all times or they tune out even more than they already are.
>>217361468>>217361506The vast majority of holodec episodes are shit. People have been making fun of them for decades.
>>217361468That's because there were always clear similarities between Data and Sherlock Holmes.
>>217361468The only thing I ask about star trek is cool character living funny adventure that make you think a bitHow is Moriarty less alive then Data ? Both are program, both know it, yet one claim to be human and the other claim he's not
>>217360954This post probably got more views
>>217361568Data has a body.
>>217361552Holodeck episodes were meant as bedtime stories you watched to unwind from work or school. Note the relatively low stakes and warm color palette. They were not meant to be taken seriously or held up as fine art.
>>217361552Your post just makes me enjoy them more.
>>217361110Africans starving is objectively more entertaining
>>217361441sure but there aren't a lot with a lot of views>>217361398>50k + live viewersthat's not even a lot. a decent tv show not too long ago could have easily gotten 5m views
Women in the writing room percentage?let's call it a WWRP index
>>217361150>who the fuck enjoys this? who is this for?Retarded American(ized) wine single mom who does yoga and reads "spicy" "literature" basically. Like most things nowadays.
>>217361134yeah it's completely wrongheaded, like assuming there are more than 2-3 people posting in this thread.
>>217361427It's because in the future every second family in America will name their children after the greatest president of USA - JD Vance
>>217360985>grounding shit in Star Trek, unironically, told as if it was soience
>>217361568Is Moriarty still running around inside his fictitious universe in that little memory module?They should have an episode where some holographic rights activists demand his release.
>>217361271Remember when Kirk was supposed to be a shit captain for ignoring protocols, going on missions and tearing his shirts? And still he was a hundred times more respectable than this.
>>217360985My Honest Reaction:
>>21736163990-100% Women love school settings because they thrive in status-based environments. Women who were popular in middle and high school never advance past that mental age. And women who were low status in high school carry that with them for life.
>>217361740Is this going to be another season where we all side with the "asshole" character?
>>217360985It's like when a 40 year old woman has destroyed her life having a train run through her in her 20s and 30s then suddenly thinks she's some awesome epic hippy in her 40s to cope and forms this new fake personality and its so blatantly obvious with how try hard it is. Gets her "hippy" turquoise jewerelly off shein. Pops head meds.
>>217361031“Grifter” is just shorthand for “social media personality who says shit that makes me butthurt” at this point.
>>217360954>>217360985What's the big deal? By the west for the west.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYZ4IoyztIw#blm #pride
RLM bros... we eating good
>>217361798>>217361840The "Wine Aunt" captain.
>>217360985had a hippy friend call it "earth-walking" when i went outside barefoot to take care of some stuff. some chicks think it's spiritual or freeing being barefoot.
>>217361840>those comments
>>217360985A real army nigga wouldve stomped on her toes and tell her "this is why you wear regulation boots, included in your uniform." I work construction and dropped a hammer on a guy who wouldnt wear his steel toe boots. Faggot didn't come the next day.
>>217361798Tell me about your relationship with your mother.
>Starfleet is a place for the best and brightest humanity has to offer>THIS is what they getHow is the Federation still around?
>>217360954I mean, did you watch the trailer? Whoever greenlit this 90210 trek parody was either blind, drunk or both. I thought they had pilots to prevent these kind of blunders.
>>217361036>franchise is so deadbecause paramount beats their golden goose of an IP as if it's a worn out mule. Just take some years off and workout a decent IP shift. Let people miss trek content for a while.
>>217361965How is Star Trek a golden goose? Who watches this shit?
>>217361918kek
>>217361831no, it's the fact that every one of those fags has said over and over and over that they hate the current direction of Star Trek/Star Wars/Marvel and have stopped watching, yet they tune in to watch anyway so they can performatively bitch for engagement and rage clicksthat's what makes them grifters. I hate nuTrek too, but unlike them I haven't fucking watched any of it since the first episode of Discovery
>>217361965>>217361985I thought it was all desperately greenlit and funded with debt to try to raise their price before the inevitable buyout by Skydance.
>>217362081How would a show like this raise anyone's price
>>217361831No its literally when people lie to your face to get money either directly out of you or passively by getting your views. Its a grift most of them have gone mask off and admitted it on camera more than once.
>>217361750Sounds like men who fetishize military fiction.
>>217361985
>>217360985>hmm lore wise this doesn't make sense but I really want the protagonist to wear open toe heals because it makes my dick hardbased?
>>217362116>tryI didn't say it succeeded, just that its the kind of thing execs attempt from lack of better options.
>>217361831The guy spent time in prison for selling meth to minors.
>>217362156Well, yes.
>>217360985>Medieval fantasy setting with high politics and magic IP>inane teen high school drama dialogue >Forensic crime investigation show>inane teen high school drama dialogue>Science fantasy space opera >inane teen high school drama dialogue
>>217362287
>>217361944They're literally rebuilding the federation in this era. The academy is bringing old allies back to the table. It's a whole thing.
>>217362322>men women numbers don'tadd to 100%
>>217362250So?
>>21736238236+61 is pretty close to 100...
>>217361294>I need someone to dress my and chew my food and spit it into my mouthI'd fucking sprint towards the nearest toothbrush with inhuman speed.
>>217361088Because it's all made for the bottomless slop trough of streaming services.
i tried to watch it, it's not good.what the fuck is up with every shitty show doing 1 hour runtimes? i swear these fuckers have never heard of pacing.
>>217362081can't say for sure but the fact they rushed to get cameras rolling on season 2 before the acquisition when they had previously taken years to do seasons on the other shows says to me that they wanted it to be a sunk cost Skydance would begrudgingly allow to continue
holy killshot
>>217362465They are all fucking retarded and bad at their jobs. Pic related is Murder My Sweet/Farewell My Lovely told in a competent manner in an hour. No way could dreidelwood do anything so skillful these days.
>>217360954We deserve a world with 1300 less people in it.
>>217361831But only for people on the right. The college professor teaching her Disney is Sexist course is a professional and an expert.
>>217361911It's called "grounding". But yeah just hippy shit. Supposedly walking barefoot in like a garden is good for your feet or something
>>217360954>>217360985>10 million per episodeH O WOW
Chuds lost again
>>217362382Less than 1% and only in 2020 which is likely due to undisclosed/non-binary bullshit. The 2011 numbers all add up to 100%.
>>217361840>Transports in the middle of an alien argument as an alien invader.>They just let him deliver a longwinded "war is bad" speech without question>He has a presentation prepared on their AV systemWell... that just happened.
>>217360985She sure stuck it to that crusty, bitter old dean.
>>217362514>More people watch a RLM review of Star Trek within 35 minutes of it premiering than do watching the actual episode across a 12 hour periodJesus Christ. Talk about dead franchise.
>>217360954>geo blocked in my countryI'm losing out in this kino?
>>217362514We've always known this. People would rather reminisce than see their playground wrecked.
>>217360954>live viewerswho the fuck cares about that shit? This nazi PoS truly has no life
>>217362723>reddit>"The characters aren't actually cringe"Like they'd know.
>>217362382The math was done by a woman.
>>217362723probably the most obvious shillpost i have seen in a while
>>217362766Anon nobody is paying to watch RLM. People pay to watch Star Trek on streaming. Use your noggin.
>>217361965>Let people miss trek content for a while.I've been missing Trek for 20 years dude.
>>217362932the first episode is free on youtube
>They make ANOTHER star trek show where they shit all over it>I still don't watchSimple as. Women seethe like nothing on earth if you ignore them and their tantrums.
>>217360954STAR TREK: NO WHITE MEN UNLESS VILLAINSACK earns the distinction of being the most cringy trek yet. 25,000 views, less than 1% clicked "liked" and thats having been up for over 15 hours.Its dead, Jim.
Who is gonna watch it to share the memes? NOT IT.
>>217361585Moriarty have one too, he is capable of kidnapping people from outside and threatening them.he can even influence the outside world
>>217362682Today Anon learns that people lie and steal.
>>217362723>how do you do, fellow trekkies?
>>217363130This is my favorite example.
>>217361831Bodied that tranny freak
>>217362682hebreo-accounting
>>217360954>uncslop
>>217363157Haha what?
>>217360985you could not pay me to watch this shit
>>217360985>Somehow, she thought it was a good idea to go barefoot, Jim.
>>217363099Here this is all I could stomach so far. Double fisting ice cream.Its all downhill from there
>>217363220GMO's budget was $15 millionThe Acolyte was $29 to $31 million per episode
>>217361840I didn't watch this show, the Federation is contacting pre-warp species now?
>>217363157>>217363220>godzilla minus one budget: 15 million>the acolyte per episode budget: 22 million
>>217363273This is interesting for anyone into minutiae. dredelwood got completely btfo in every way by this display of Japanese efficiency.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4pi1F25sxg
>>217363287No, you see when Discovery warped forwards in time a thousand years they somehow created a thing in the sky that a pre-warp civilization could look at through their telescopes and discover how to reverse engineer a warp engine just from those images.
>>217361710>muslim tryhard frog>ESL baffled confusion at basic normalfag TV speech pattern>"unironically"
>>217360985Ha ha I can't believe she showed her FEET! What's next?!?!?!
>>217362932>Use your noggin.Why is it the people who say things like this are always the dumbest fucks around?
>>217363335you good, bro?
>>217363273>The Acolyte was $29 to $31 million per episodeMY GOD
>>217363335
>>217361322Voyager was pozzed dogshit. It was peak “political correctness” during it’s hey day. Basically proto woke. Every episode of it I tried to watch back then and even recently was lame as fuck. Enterprise was dramatically better.
>>217360985This can only be redeemed if her lack of regulation shoes is somehow her undoing
>>217363447>It was peak “political correctness” during it’s hey day.No. It had some very based episodes, but you're right some of it was pozzed.Also:>its heyday
>>217360954How low will it go?
>>217360985I happen to believe in grounding and you should too.
I thought it'd get easier watching series that I love get raped after long enough, but nope it still feels just as awful as the first time
>>217363447>“political correctness”
>>217363447"pozzed"You honestly think a pozzed show would introduce a character specifically for the viewers to wank over?
>>217363486everyone who think "but the critic score is high!" should read the actual reviews.
>>217363510How are the elder nerds coming along with the 4K work on this?
>>217363353They go to corporate assemblies and watch Jake Paul (and other similar lesbians) go on about doublespeak, brand worship, safe spaces, etc. Utterly pathetic, uniquely selfish and evil, and rife with the worst traits of pilpul one can imagine. It's purely subconscious for most of them. They don't even realize they're imitating the archetype of the fat, schlubby redditoid. They sincerely have deluded themselves into thinking the world is a DMT trip and that Ayahuasca Aztec demons are a cushy blanket of naturalism - rather than the symbols of a culture that raped and sacrificed countless people. But hey, what can you expect? That kind of thing is in the nature of the weak man. Unquestioning servility, to the degree of informing a pompous and self-insisting ego, is the modus operandi of said redditoid cult. They have also deluded themselves into believing absolutely everyone who disagrees with them is a /pol/ cryptojew who wants to make babies nazi. Which is quite a hilarious form of projection, given the provocative history of the LGBT, and the fact that there are no longer sides in this game but only arguments of truth and delusion. Weeding such from the other is too difficult, much too difficult, for these weak men. They would rather be culled by the black shepherd than to be treated harshly yet humorously by wisdom. But, as they say, "God watches over the simple."
>>217360954I get more on my podcast premieres lmao
>>217363369Hit dogs holler, as they say!
>>217363527Yeah the audience reviews are great; they're shitting it faster than the shills can compensate for.
>>217360985>Aligning with institutional and cultural standards is le fascist. Reject the mainstream, go barefoot, resist Trump!I would happily roll a white phosphorus grenade into the writer’s room then hold the door shut while laughing at the screams.
>>217363335> baffled confusionBuddy, I think you might be the ESL here
>>217361189You know how couples have their song? The Drosdrosdros Steel Reserve video is my wife and I’s song. I showed her that video years ago and she thought it was hilarious and now when I play it she’s all over me grabbing my dick.
>>217363600You got me, muhammad.
>>217363510
>>217361294
>>217360954I'm not watching seasons 3-5 of Discovery just so I can understand what "The Burn" is.
>>217363370>wrath of khan costs $12 million to produce (adjusted for inflation)sad
>>217360985Why do they all carry themselves and emote like blackpeepo? Just uncanny.
>>217361294The fuck?
>>217363644>I'm not watching seasons 3-5 of Discovery just so I can understand what "The Burn" is.Its Jewish. All space fairing civilizations are basically destroyed by all the antimatter engines exploding. Soma great reset.Like I said, very Jewish idea. "Lets just start from scratch..." "yeah thats a great idea...." "lets call it "the burn."
>>217363636wtf is she doing with her face?
>>217362723>the Voyager doctorOr, as Trekkers call him, the Picardo doctor. By this mistake alone shall you know the shill.
this is what happens when you cast too many white people>>217360985he shoe raped her, almost as bad as asking her to smile
>>217363671The biggest new cost was probably building the Reliant model. They reused footage from STTMP for a bunch of Enterprise shots and I think Regula 1 was just the starfleet orbital office thing from STTMP redressed a bit. Amazing how cheaply it was done, so much so the flyover to the Enterprise is clearly reused from TMP. And yet its so so soooo much better than these $30 million AN EPISODE shows.WTF???
>>217363487I believe in grounding too. So go to your room.And no supper!
>>217363324I think honestly it's just a case of knowing and locking down the vision before anything starts. Everyone points out, rightfully, ACKolyte did not look like it cost that much and that largely came down to an inexperienced showrunner not having a clear vision that locked in that could be consistently spread across the entire thing. This guy has had this idea for this Godzilla in this setting since 2007, he knew what he wanted and how he wanted it to look, and he actually is already knowledgeable in building period-accurate sets and how to use CGI for backgrounds. Knowledge and proper planning is the difference between The Return of the King costing 90 million, and the first Hobbit movie running 200 million and looking way worse.
>>217360985>meanwhile, in French entertainment
>>217363273>The Acolyte series probably cost more than all the Japanese Godzilla films combined.Literally how?
>>217363782>t. didn't watch the video
>>217360985all that talk about feet and they didn't even give us a good look at them
>>217363636>titless androgyny vs an actual womanYou can't think the two are comparable?
ok how do we make our own trek show
>>217361718the dr in voyager turned into a whiny hologram rights activist
>>217363566what does that have to do with anything?
>>217361220The attention span of Gen Alpha is measured in milliseconds
>>217362932Idiot
>>217363157How is this a sustainable business model?
>>217363353>>217363856You mad bro?
>>217362786Yeah its shit pulled out of his ass which nobody has ever cared about until he made it up, can still be a bad show though. I want to see the rant videos about it first but I watch Star Wars occasionally.
>>217363486>84% critic scoreNuts. These review sites should just be shut down
>>217360954Nerdrotic was arrested for selling meth to children.
Look can we all at least all agree that Holly Hunter in Star Trek is top shelf waifu material?
>>217360954>Haters and grifters were wrong as usualStar Trek is back baby!
>appealing to footfags, the feminist goy horny fetish
>>217363959This is a shill lol
>>217360954KWAB
>>217363940Uh, no. She gives off gross feminist grandma vibes. Probably smells like cat shit, too.
>>217360954why is the bridge so dark?
>>217363959>87mfw that retard is as old as me
>>217363510She was introduced later to boost the ratings. Which is why Kate mulgruw or whatever janeway’s actor is was so assblasted about her. The show introduced>a female captian>a black vulcan>a female mexican klingon>an indian (of the redskin variety) with a mike tyson face tattooAnd all this bullshit was leaned into heavily for the marketing of the show. Faggots just want to refute this because they are either zoom zooms that weren’t there and dont remember a time when globohomo shit wasnt forced upon you 24/7 or an oldfag that didnt notice because they weren’t paying attention.
>>217363959It's funny how reddit millennials think they're the first generation to inherit a "broken world" when their great-grandparents lived through the biggest wars in history along with literal plagues and economic collapses. "Oh but my English degree didn't make me a millionaire and there's a really mean guy in office :(((("
>>217361294BOGGED
>>217363486i genuinely don't understand critic ratings for nu-treks31 got appropriately shit on but then all the shows they let slide. Reading some of the ones for this many of them basically say "yeah this kind of sucks, but maybe it will end up being good, 3.5/5!"
>>217364093>millennialsPatrick Stewart was 80 when he said the world has utterly gone to shit and nobody has any hope for the future due to Trump and Brexithttps://www.npr.org/2020/01/12/795631574/patrick-stewart-didnt-want-to-reprise-captain-picard-in-a-post-brexit-world
>>217362322Now do jews
>>217360985Why is a 60 year old woman a student?Why did they find the biggest nose they could?
>>217363598i really hate when political grifters talk about things that i hate because i have a woke girlfriend and i have to stress the point i do not align with their rhetoric every time i make a criticism
>>217363940Nah. Funnily enough I only ever liked her in Top of the Lake, and she was a white haired cranky hippie there.
>>217364167He already did.
>>217363598Elon Musk really needs to kill himself
>>217364185Women have the ideology of the last guy they fucked, I can't imagine how much of a cuck you are
>>217363789Lune uses her feet to channel elemental energy in battle. It's a more reasonable excuse than "14 year old in a 60 year old body doesn't like being told what to do".
>I hate those damn GRIFTERS for being... right about everything
>>217364240>14 year old in a 60 year old bodyHer character is thousands of years oldI guess they're going for a Guinan/Doctor Who type thing
>>217363686They were created in the image of their God
>>217364185Do you explain it to her son too.
>>217361918You would have got your hammer back in the face. Boots are a tripping hazard which is way more common.
>>217364143I was talking about his parent's generation
>>217364202There's a non-zero chance he will when Tesla collapses
>>217360954Kikes really don't have better things to do with their mountains of sheckels
