>Approximately 19 years after the end of the original series, Malcolm now lives a happy life with his daughter Leah and girlfriend Tristan, having purposely distanced himself from his birth family. He is forced to bring them into the family's chaos when his parents Hal and Lois demand his presence for their 40th wedding anniversary party.Wasn't Malcom like 18 or 16 or something in the final? He's the middle child. There's no way Francis was under 18 considering Reece was an adult at the end of the show. Did the parents have Francis out of wedlock or something?
yes. no. maybe. i don't know
>>217364130In one episode I watched recently there's a quick joke about that when Francis is doing math, pretty sure Hal knocked Lois up so they got married. Happened with my parents and fits for the time. The show's timespan pretty much is Malcolm from age 11-18
>>217364183how much older is francis than malcom? if it their 40th anniversary and malcom was 18 when he graduated (I thought he graduated early?) he'd be 37 so is francis only 3 years older?
>>217364330I think he was 16 when he was sent off to military school.
>>217364130I'm excited even if it bombs hard.
How can the actor for franci look exactly the same?
>>217364492Pure Scientologist life
>>217364492Good genes, mild botox, and a beard
>Modern TV is now "Lets reboot a tv show from the 90s or 2000s with its aged up cast and introduce a bunch of modern references to it"Insane how we went from the Golden era of television to simply not giving a fuck anymore so quickly
>>217364386it's only 4 episodes>>217364367yeah so he's gotta be like 22 by the end of the show so he's 41 and older than his parents marriage
>>217364492>>217364517>>217364528being a rapist makes you regain your youth and he and his brother from that 70s show raped a bunch of bitches
>>217364559the WGA and hollywood (really all companies in general) stopped hiring white men into entry level jobs around 2008-2016ish during the obongo years so they could hit diversity quotas and if you don't have white male jr writers you don't end up with white male sr writers so most writers rooms now are women, fags and blacks, none of whom can write, and maybe one or 2 white boomers on their way out.oh and for writing specifically the new system of like 4-10 episodes on streaming vs 20-26 episodes on tv means that the writers are paid less so talented people are less likely to go into that field. the jew in charge of the NSF in the late 80s intentionally lied about a stem shortage to lower wages so that got a lot of smart kids to go into tech or finance instead of science. now tech is being jeeted up which is pushing more of the top students into finance
>>217364608well at least the discrepancy isn't too far off. good catching that though
>>217364130I thought Malcom was supposed to become the president. What happened?
Do burgers really care that much if people aren't married before having children?
>>217364839Are you kidding? America has become the most relaxed on that, so whatever eurofag country you're from must be terrible.
>>217364822Just because Lois said he will become president doesn't mean its actually gonna happen. Malcolm honestly didn't have the charm or charisma the win votes. I doubt he could've even won a mayoral race
There was an on-going gag that Francis was actually a year older than he was because he was a wedlock baby
>>217364130>Did the parents have Francis out of wedlock or something?there's an episode where they outright spell itit's a flashback to Hal and Lois's marriage and she's pregnant and about to give birth
>>217364822Not enough wiggle room for writers to work with
>>217364915She literally goes into labor on the wedding altar
>>217364839American would rather their children see war footage than a naked woman
>>217364839do yurojeets not believe in christianity?
>>217364822Lois was delusional. It's not a easy job to get.
>>217364608>and older than his parents marriagepretty sure that was a plot point in one episode. the one when him and hal steal motorcycles.
>>217364967>yurothirdies like showing children porn isn't that what the child molester does in different strokes?
>>217365013>>217364822In my headcanon, nobody truly believed Malcolm could be president, but saying it would appeal to his ego and allow him to be manipulated by his family
>grew up in a loving family>always roof over his head and food on his table>nobody molested or assaulted him>got everything he needed at the expense of his family...>OMG my LE FAMILY is LE EVIL>I MUST ghost them!I always knew Malcolm was a little bitch, but damn.
Malcolm's family was black-coded. It's why Hal's friends are all black and why Malcolm had a black best friend. It's also why their neighbors hated them lol
>>217365308>Wigger in the Middle
>>217364130>lives a happy life with his daughter Leah and girlfriend TristanOf course they made him some cuck who isn't even married.>>217364130>having purposely distanced himself from his birth familyThe whole show was about how he can't get rid of his family and is secretly ok with it.>>217364183It's well established that none of the children were planned and that Hal + Louis fuck like rabbits.>>217364330>how much older is francis than malcom?About 5 years.>Non-binary "sister" who will be the secret protagonist>Malcolm's wife will run his life and he will be some social retard>Of course his wife is DEI approved>One of Dewey and Reese will be alphabet>It will turn out that Hal got cucked at some point
>>217366080It's a 4-episode special event, but I still think it's a backdoor pilot and this reunion is just to feel-out enthusiasm for MitM reboot
Imagine having frankie muniz as your dad, lmao. How can you take anything he says seriously? Brittle bone lookin' midge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqBQzfLDwAAMoviebob goes on a sexist profanity laced rant against Lois-a hard working middle class mother- because he presumably can't stand women. Bobmob: This is the guy you stand by?
>>217366617Lois is a great test to see how men feel about their own mothers. If they start acting like Malcolm - RUN!
