>mrw the dish is precisely sauced
>>217364368my reaction when the cheese isn't melted, the bread is burnt, and the kimchi is simple, rustic
>>217364368humiliation ritual
is this a THING or are they mocking him
>>217364368I can't take his social media stuff seriously since that grilled cheese videoas someone in video production that's directed food stuff before, fucking up that bad would result in the video being shitcanned and reshot at a later date. the fact they didn't give a fuck and just said "we're on a schedule, hit upload anyway" says what they actually think about their own content
>>217364643You have no idea about food, you're an amerigoy who thinks a grilled cheese sandwich is supposed to be warmed bread with melted processed cheese
>>217364711>grilled cheese>with melted... cheesethat would be a start....
>>217364368He moves like an indian street food vendor
>>217364711>EUropoor thinks grilled cheese sandwich is charcoal bread with rubber tire cheese and kimchiUN should airdrop you some instant noodles.
>>217364368why does he always look like he's holding in diarrhea
>retarded tiktoks>reaction videos>shitty frozen meals>shouting like a retard on reality tvfrankly pathetic
>>217364711>You have no idea about foodand neither do you, bong
when the syrup comes out sizzlin
>>217364969Anthony Bourdain really let himself go after the suicide
>>217365000what is wrong with this faggot
>>217365000He didn’t even get the bite in
>>217364921>EUropoorThe UK made it quite clear they're not in that club. Think a frenchman would fuck up a bread and cheese sandwish like this brit did? Think italians need to have noodles airdropped?
>>217365011he made one meme video and now has the remake the same video 1000 times to keep the high going. it won't work
>>217364969>knorr
>>217365047I know a guy who once tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to a frenchman.
>>217364368Why does he make mutts seethe so much?I can't work it out.
>>217365077would be funny if england wasn't half indian already
>>217365034pretty sure syrup that hot going down the throat could kill you
>>217364711>who thinks a grilled cheese sandwich is supposed to be warmed bread with melted processed cheeseThat is exactly what a grilled cheese should be you commie fuck.>butYour definition is as wrong as your country is gay.
>>217365011One of his videos went viral and now he acts like a retard for the algorithm. Isn't modern monetized internet wonderful?
>>217364593Who did it first?
>>217365200Fact checkeranon here again.England being half Indian is really pushing it.Indians make up 3.1% of the population.
>>217365047British cheese overtook French cheese a long time ago.
>>217365055>>217365293He’s more talented than you
>>217364368You need low self respect to watch this abusive ahole making boring basic food
>>217365297no idea
>>217365334... and seethe about it
I realized why he calls everything bland in his shows when I saw that video where he adds a bunch of salt to fucking fritos
>>217364969he won
>>217364368>>217364593>>217365357>>217365000what is this move called?
https://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2021/11/08/gordon-ramsay-showed-off-his-moves-for-strictly-star-daughter-tilly/
>>217365357Holy shit he lost so much weight and got some hair back!
>>217365323Still can't bake decent bread.
>>217364368he built his whole career on the retard public not knowing anything about cooking and now that everyone knows its a farce he looks like a clown
>>217365427He has multiple Michelin stars. He’s one of the best chefs in the world if not the best
>>217365357>>217365000>>217364368cringe
>>217365427He built his career on scripted fake scenarios of him verbally abusing people because that is what interests retards who watch fake drama shows. Then this mutated into people taking his tv persona seriously and larping about him being the greatest chef in the world.
>>217365427>a farcekek
>>217365453so do some rat holes serving pagpag
>>217365398It’s called the “doesn’t need a onions bath”
>>217365472>He built his career on scripted fake scenarios of him verbally abusing people because that is what interests retards who watch fake drama shows.This is incorrect. This only happened when his television career was already in full flow and he was invited to make shows in America.The American approach to "Reality" television is completely different to the UK.He knew what he'd signed up for, making shows for an American audience who have much lower IQs and shorter attention spans.The shows had to be filled with manufactured drama and conflict and he adapted well.He did what was asked of him, got paid, flogged them some frozen microwave gruel and flew back to blighty with a big wad of cash in his back pocket.
>>217365453no the expert chefs he hired to work in his restaurants got him multiple michelin stars. his job was to engineer his brand so everyone percieves him as superhuman at cooking
>>217365398The tweaking giraffe
>>217364368lmao why does it look like AI
>>217365398The incel self esteem inflator. You're still bottom of the barrel even with people doing that shit out there, btw.
>>217364921your food is third world tier, I've been there. keep coping and seething.
>>217364593he doesn't even get any cheese on the piece he eats
>>217365909You can tell he's just holding it in his mouth as well. Probably spat it straight in the bin. Americans don't let vegetables pass their throat.
>>217365836Your food is third world tier because it’s literally all from the third world
>>217364593don't make fun of this guy he's ultra based
>>217364368is this AI?
>>217366106Whos is this BLACK gentleman?!?
>>217364368Gordo's such a faggot.
>>217365034it's AI
>>217366106
>>217366106>a hundred years ago people who integrated peacefully with this nation brought over some cuisine that became a big part of our culture, and they technically shared the same label of "refugees" as murdering rapist brown retards who contribute nothing, refuse to integrate and cause chaos and misery everywhere they go, so if you accept the first group you must accept the second, because the same rough word can be used to describe both of themIs this a fucking joke? Are these people serious?
>>217364368Reminds me of the grubhub commercial
>>217366106Useful
>>217364711>grilled>it's actually friedeven the name is a lie
>>217365334>abusive ahole
>>217366276kek
>>217366297its a foid, just ignore
>>217366106>Have you ever thought about where I actually come from?Don't take your antipsychotics, Gary.Listen to the chips, they know what's best for you. Why don't you fill your mansion with immigrants? You're not racist, are you, Gary?I'm sure your wife won't mind.
>>217364711Go choke to death on a spotted dick, Nigel Cockingsworth.
>>217364368>he got fat
>>217366230These millionaires parrot this shit in the hopes that the marauding brown hordes won't crack their skulls open.
>>217365293>>217365055
>>217365981that guy is canadian
>>217364921>amerimutts physically rolling in with their vomit cheeses and chlorine chicken to pontificate on good eating
>>217366458>that guy is canadianReally? Is he retarded?
>>217366459t. sucks brown cocks by the dozen in exchange for a good chicken tikka masala
>>217366458No way! How come he looks so American?
>>217366519Obviously. He's Canadian.
>>217366542I made it clear in no uncertain terms that I'm not an amerimongrel.
>>217366542Tikka masala is an English dish that was invented in Scotland.I have no dog in this fight, but why would he be sucking brown cocks for a tikka? Is the brown man waving the delivery fee?
>>217364593Why not dip the piece in the pan that still clearly has some cheese left? And why not blanch the broccoli?
Why won't he retire? His wife nearly divorced him because he was in America all the time for work but apparently that wasn't enough of a wake-up call to just hang it up.
>>217366619It's all for show. Americans are puppets for the algorithm. He's holding vegetables in his mouth for 5 seconds for updoots before slinging the whole thing in the bin.
>>217366594>ordered on an app staffed by browns>cooked by browns>delivered by browns
>>217366668Nah, you're better off cooking a tikka yourself. It's a very simple dish. Takeaways are for plebs.
>>217365981>>217365909what little he got is probably burning the shit out of his mouth as he's dancing
>>217366667he drank the cheese when it cooled
>>217364368
>>217366849
>>217366820>Waiting until it cooledA rare display of restraint from our tubby cousins.
>>217365000This is AI, right?
>>217365380>saltHis tongue is dead
>>217366106KWABWABfocking bongs and their dogshite 'food' innit
>>217364368For the love of god tell me this is AI
>>217366871"Proper chefs" like their scrambled eggs to look like undercooked runny sick, so I'd guess the one on the right.
>>217366912>add salt according to your tasteI hate this shit in recipes, I literally have no idea how salt improves taste of the dish because i never ate anything without salt. Like i literally have no baseline to judge.
>>217366944Food still cooks when you take it out of the pan you fucking dumbass
>>217366912Could use a bit more salt to be honest
>>217364368All the gordon ramsay haters will never admit it, but the reason they hate is because he makes like $100k a year just dancing around making food.
>>217366849>>217366871Unlike the cowboy burger comparison this one is bullshit, Gordo's fag eggs have a fluffy but cohesive texture and the Amerimutt mystery meat's eggs have a wet vomit texture. You can tell by the volume of Gordon's eggs that they're thicker in consistency.
>>217366970Yeah, just give it a minute and now you've got cold runny sick. Bon appetit.
>>217367042He made $100k a year like 25 years ago, he is ungodly rich
>>217366944his is the one on the left, right is slightly more runny but they are both runny garbage, you can tell it's gordons by looking at the webm earlier>>217366969Maybe eat some food without salt to find your 'baseline' ? I wouldn't suggest it though. Have you never cooked a soup or a dish that you can constantly taste as you add seasoning / salt to get the right amount ?
>>217367090$100k a year for 25 years, that would be $2.5m if he never spent a a cent, I doubt he's THAT rich.
>>217366969There's never a need to add salt to anything. There are a million other things you could add that give the desired effect without being insanely bad for you.
>>217364368Is he having a seizure?
>>217367155you're insanely retarded. 2.5m is nothing. the dude has multiple very successful TV series, aside from being a famous world class chef
>>217367246
>>217367366i need more details on this, what kind of indecency? like was he pulling one of those cheeky piss all over the public bathroom stunts, or was he doing gay butt sex
>>217366106>Anyway... $4 a pound.
>>217364711I've made step for step this kimchi-burned-bread-fancy-hard-cheese sandwich and it's unironically amazing4chan and reddit have no fucking clue
>>217367366>Gross indecency>sexual activity between men that falls short of sodomy.Can't say I'm surprised.>>217367319>2.5m is nothingIt may well be now. Living in London with a coke habit of epic proportions tends to chip away at your nest egg.
>>217364368I've been thinking about what this reminds me of for the past several minutes, and realized it's that big fat balding mongoloid that freaks out and does an autistic dance when he sees the updated fortnite store.
>>217366230They're fully aware of what they're doing. Contorting language and with that, perception, is their burnt bread and unmelted butter.
beautiful
>>21736610616th century BIPOC Jews built England
>>217365077Stuff that didn't happened at all
>>217367500It's not even language, it's just absurd non-logic anyone who isn't retarded can spot instantly. It's like me saying I'm a man, and your father is a man, so I get to fuck your mother too, because both of us can be described with the word "man".
>>217367155Do you think he was on a $100k salary the entire time? You're Indian level stupid
>>217367319>you're insanely retarded. 2.5m is nothing2.5m in one payment would be a lot, however over 25 years it is not much, I never said it was a lot.
>>217367567I'd say he was making at least $100k a year during that 25 year period.
>>217367535Absurd comparison but yes people who use the migrants bring new cuisines argument is absolutely retarded.
>>217367246>Gordon Ramsay>USD
>>217367215no wonder the blacks make fun of you for not seasoning
>>217367042Wasting ppl's time gets you hate. Simple as.
>>217367215why do white people hate seasoning?
>>217367885If the odds are against you reaching 50, there's no reason not to pour Baileys on your cornflakes.
>>217368144black pepper and most seasonings are too spicy. mayo is where it's at
>>217368212>strongest white man
>>217366519No, he just talks really slowly, eh?
>>217368212>black pepper and most seasonings are too spicy. mayo is where it's atkek. I'm just saying, you can substitute salt with other things.
>>217366849>>217366871>>217367043I cook my scrambled eggs I learned from Gordon's famous video and they are kino. You pour them out a little early and they keep cooking for like a minute and are perfect; moist but textured.
>>217368144>nigs when they've destroyed their tastebuds by eating a pound of Lawry's a day since birth
>>217364368Cringe>>217364593Based
>>217365000Is this the boomer version of dabbing on'?
