Why didn’t George just grow a beard?
>>217364825Left looks better and younger though
>>217364874Insane how George was in his early 30s for most of the show's run. Always thought he was like 40
The right loves funko pops.
>>217364825It was before fat men realized beards make them look good.
>>217364825Kramer built it in his goon cave! With a box of scraps!
>>217364825bald people have ruined beards the same way they've ruined hats
>>217364825George pisses himself during a power lifting meet. Kramer sets up a side job making bourbon infused IPAs.
>Really Jerry? A 17 year old?
>>217364825beards were severely out of fashion in the 90s. they marked you as an unsavory character.
>>217364874Lmao in what universe Right is your average baldbro trying to beardmaxx Left is legit pedo tier
>>217364825The look on the left gives him a yokelish naivete visual styling that fits his character.The look on the right makes him look like he's a gay lumberjack or a trucker. Completely different vibe.
>>217364935The right makes him look like some performative faggotIs he going to start drinking hoppy IPAs and taking BJJ once a month too?
>>217364935Right looks way more pedo
>>217364825r*ddit didn't exist yet
>>217364935Left looks like a balding manRight looks indistinguishable from every other beardfat loser on earth
>>217364825northernlion?
>>217364825look tomar it's you!
>>217364825Right is objectively the better look but you guys pretend to hate it because every redditor looks like that
>bald with beard
>>217364825george had ascended beyond such petty things
>>217365220This lol. If you were bald like me you realize you have no choice besides growing a beard and shaving. Besides obviously saving for a hair transplant
>>217364935>baldbro trying to beardmaxxyou could have just said redditor
>>217364825That looks like shit.
>>217364825Left: rapist. Right: serial killer
>>217364825Look Tomar, it's you
Baldcels should be genocided for aesthetic purposes. NO one wants to see a baldcel. Their destruction would be a net positive for the world.
>>217364825because bald+beard looks retarded if you're a manlet and not old
>>217364825Why didn’t Jason Alexander just grow a beard?
>>217364825>>217364899In the 90s, the only men who wore beards in a big city were flaming faggots or tradies. Men who had beards usually worked in a trade or blue collar industry where it was permissible, but any man working in an office wouldn't be caught dead with facial hair because for the most part it was associated with being a faggot. Facial hair only became normalized in the early 10s and the default by like 2015 thanks to millennial hipsters and Arab bros
>>217366060>unemployed most of the time>still shavesthey could've made a joke about that by having him grow a beard whenever he had a job to show how petty he is
