Why didn’t George just grow a beard?
>>217364825Left looks better and younger though
>>217364874Insane how George was in his early 30s for most of the show's run. Always thought he was like 40
The right loves funko pops.
>>217364825It was before fat men realized beards make them look good.
>>217364825Kramer built it in his goon cave! With a box of scraps!
>>217364825bald people have ruined beards the same way they've ruined hats
>>217364825George pisses himself during a power lifting meet. Kramer sets up a side job making bourbon infused IPAs.
>Really Jerry? A 17 year old?
>>217364825beards were severely out of fashion in the 90s. they marked you as an unsavory character.
>>217364874Lmao in what universe Right is your average baldbro trying to beardmaxx Left is legit pedo tier
>>217364825The look on the left gives him a yokelish naivete visual styling that fits his character.The look on the right makes him look like he's a gay lumberjack or a trucker. Completely different vibe.
>>217364935The right makes him look like some performative faggotIs he going to start drinking hoppy IPAs and taking BJJ once a month too?
>>217364935Right looks way more pedo
>>217364825r*ddit didn't exist yet
>>217364935Left looks like a balding manRight looks indistinguishable from every other beardfat loser on earth
>>217364825northernlion?
>>217364825look tomar it's you!
>>217364825Right is objectively the better look but you guys pretend to hate it because every redditor looks like that
>bald with beard
>>217364825george had ascended beyond such petty things
>>217365220This lol. If you were bald like me you realize you have no choice besides growing a beard and shaving. Besides obviously saving for a hair transplant
>>217364935>baldbro trying to beardmaxxyou could have just said redditor
>>217364825That looks like shit.
>>217364825Left: rapist. Right: serial killer
>>217364825Look Tomar, it's you
Baldcels should be genocided for aesthetic purposes. NO one wants to see a baldcel. Their destruction would be a net positive for the world.
>>217364825because bald+beard looks retarded if you're a manlet and not old
>>217364825Why didn’t Jason Alexander just grow a beard?
>>217364825>>217364899In the 90s, the only men who wore beards in a big city were flaming faggots or tradies. Men who had beards usually worked in a trade or blue collar industry where it was permissible, but any man working in an office wouldn't be caught dead with facial hair because for the most part it was associated with being a faggot. Facial hair only became normalized in the early 10s and the default by like 2015 thanks to millennial hipsters and Arab bros
>>217366060>unemployed most of the time>still shavesthey could've made a joke about that by having him grow a beard whenever he had a job to show how petty he is
>>217364825>>217364911>>217365235>>217365815I'm bald and have a beardpeople often think I'm older than I really am, but I don't feel like I have any other choice fin and min have shown little results, and hair implants look like shitsuicide feels like the only way out at this point
>>217366133You are retarded
>>217365220Nah, beards look like shit.
>>217366468You have a choice, idiot. Shave your beard.
>>217366601>t. can't grow one
>>217365235>>217366060it looks silly when your head is that round
>>217366629and then I'll look like a lizard or a cancer patient
>>217366635Everyone can grow a beard unless you’re on HRT. I have an actual chin and jawline though, so no need for a beard.
>>217364825George get lifted Dodge Ram and wraparound sunglasses and tailgates everyone.
>>217364825Stocky bald guys with beards are so common now it’s becoming distracting, like how that undercut hairstyle was inescapable 10 years ago. Its become so lame to me.
>>217364917What? he had no issues with that
>>217366133Shaving the face comes from the gas masks in WWI. Men didn't want to have a beard as if they didn't serve.
>>217365815We as a society shouldn’t have stigmatized receding hairlines as much as we did in the last few decades. Grown men of all walks of life used to be able to live securely with thinning hair.
>>217366786I saw like 20 of them in Walmart today.
>>217364825now he looks like a cheap steve jobs impersonator
>>217366133Look at literally any picture from the 80s and 90s and virtually every guy regardless of sexual orientation looked like Kenny Loggins.
Reminder that clean-shaven is always the superior option unless you're a jawlet
The best move when you're bald is to become a hat guy
>>217366133Yeah I feel like everyone back then was clean shaven and if you did have a beard, it was a goatee. I think goatees will make a comeback with zoomers. Some will start doing it ironically to stand out, like moustaches, or out of vicarious nostalgia for the 90's/2000's, and then it will spread unironically. Seems with moustaches being so common, it's the next step
>>217366919This is just cope, and everybody knows it's cope
bald + beard only looks onions if you're a glasses fag
>>217366812Kek
>>217364825I don't get how you can reach that point and not roid yourself to the gills, there's nothing left to lose
>>217366972hats protect the scalp but faggots like you insist its cope what a mess
>>217366919This only works on people that have only known you as a hat guy. Your old friends will always find it a bit silly.
>>217364825damn, he looks so good and manly with beard, wtf
>why yes, I am bald and have a beard, how could you tell?
>>217364825George likes his face smooth
>>217364825>Why didn’t George just grow a beard?"Opposite George, Jerry. Opposite George!"*Get pussy left and right*
>>217364874younger maybe, but not better.
>>217364874fpbp
>>217364825left one looks like some based nerd who doesn’t give a fuck while right looks like some neurotic numale on antidepressantsi know there’s probably 200 of these posts in the thread but there’s my original take
>>217366812if he was bald+beard he would he’d stop being based and become onions
>>217367206sounds like projection
>>217364825Because he was playing a character. Guy on the right is just Joshua Tomar with glasses.
left looks a lot better, right looks like a rabbi missing his cap
>>217364825>Hello Darkness, my old friend.
>>217366812its funny because irl jerry was pumping someone her age
