I'm still seething
its not canon
>>217368787>tfw your situationship is off fucking a literal insect right now
>>217368787It really was a dog shit movie. It appealed to absolutely no one.
>>217368787I will never forget when /tv/ cried about a fucking rat.
>Literally meIt's crazy, I went through this recently, and it sucks. Knowing that she'll birth another man's child and that they'll live together, experience life together, have various memories, develop a strong unbreakable bond between each other, and be together forever. It hurts bro. It doesn't get easier.
>friend broke up with girlfriend and kicked her out>she finds some beta to let her live with him for free (he charged her for bills)>she cheats on the new guy with my friend and her new boyfriend forgives her>they have kids together nowMakes me glad I'm a 32 year old virgin.
https://x.com/Glassbuttboy/status/1527830227497394176
>>217369124why would you do that
>>217368787Why? It's non-canon Rogan (((((comedy)))). It's not meant to be taken seriously.
>>217369050>Literally me>It's crazy, I went through this recently, and it sucks. Knowing that she'll birth another man's child and that they'll live together, experience life together, have various memories, develop a strong unbreakable bond between each other, and be together forever. It hurts bro. It doesn't get easier.>tfw I've become so numb from getting hurt that I'm just playing a good husband to my wife but deep down I can never love her as much as I've loved my ex.
The bogged storyline was fucking funny.
>>217369050>>217369243Lol so you guys are just projecting at a cartoonHahahah
>>217368787qrd?
>>217369264/tv/ cried because a cartoon rat fucked a cartoon fly instead of a cartoon squirrel>this is literally me!
>>217368986She's not a "fucking rat". She's a mouse, and she was a symbol of innocence and purity. And then they go and do THAT with her. Truly satanic.
>>217369301>she was a symbol of innocence and purityNow she's a symbol of birthing 42 big fat maggots
>>217368787Every so often I forget about the waifu cult and am only reminded how funny it is that a less than one second long shot sent thousands of Russian men to an early grave.At least Pavel already got this out of the way.
>>217369301>satanicIt's not like he was LORD of the flies