>>217368887I wouldn't want to make anything for starfags. Attaching myself to any project in this franchise for retards and children has a 90% chance (historically) to kill my career for 25 years, get death threats for my entire life, and/or ruin my physical and mental health with shock therapy and drugs
>>217368973Literally all you have to do is include Grievous and hype/aura moments and you'd get a 7/10 at MINIMUM
>>217368887All of this trickles down from Bob Iger’s incompetence. Star Wars was always going to make billions regardless of retreading. There was no need to Rush episode 7.
>>217368973I would do it for millions of dollars. Who cares if a bunch of nerds online impotently tard rage about you?
>>217368887>"I think Rian made one of the best Star Wars movies"Take the L Kathleen for fuck's sake, just lay down and accept that it single handedly ruined a $4 billion dollar franchise and it was your fault. It's 2017+9, stop blaming the fans jfc.
>>217368973>>217368887Maybe it's because these people go in thinking "Hhmmm, should I tell a good Star Wars story or should I find ways to ruin the franchise?". That's why Andor was the only good thing that Disney did. Even Baby Sneed was good until that retard Filoni started thinking "hmmm. How can I continue to ruin this? I know, I'll just keep adding more shit from my shitty cartoon that no real Star Wars fan has bothered to watch because it isn't canon"
>>217369036>stop blaming the fans jfc.Yup. Did the Fans produce it? Did they direct it? Did they write the shows and movies? Did the fans cast it? No. So why is it always the fans fault?
Rian Johnson was known for antagonizing the fandom and coming short of calling them illiterate retards. I remember being offended at the time.
>>217369037>s01e01 of a comfy show about a mute mandalorian just doing bounty quests>no greater plot or jedi or sith or anything, just following a badass guy in full armor complete missions>this show is gonna be fucking great>baby yeedInstantly noped. The second that little shit showed up I knew it would inevitably lead back to the Jedi and galactic level threats, it was inevitable. The show was doomed from the end of episode 1.
>>217368973FPBP.Wait for fanboys tears (they love AI sloppa)
>>217369036It was obvious that Disney stepped in and nerfed Rian’s original vision for TLJ so that it complied with their usual guidelines for disneyslop (good always wins at the end of each movie, female empowerment, mc is always right, etc.)
>we can't just make any random bullshit and shove it out the door>nerds might make mean tweetsthese people are spineless
>>217369085It was just Lone Wolf and Cub because Lucas liked Kurosawa and Jap films. Filoni was like "oh. I like Jap films too. Lone Wolf and Cub is great! Except I REALLY want to make this the Bo Katan show!"
>>217368887>mfw Rian's trilogy was supposed to be a completely new era of Star Wars with completely new characters>it will never happen because fans kept bitching and demanding more Luke, Vader and stormtroopersStarfighter, you're my only hope...
>>217368973Go to bed Filoni
>>217368887They wouldn't have to be afraid of fans if they just made a good fucking star wars movie for once.
>>217368973
>>217368887wow I guess his expectations got subverted XDDD
>>217368887The scariest fanbase is clearly zeldafags, the psychopathy they show over any less than perfect review scores
>>217368887What kind of pussy is scared of fans? Just make your movie faggot.
>>217369101People are more forgiving of higher power levels in animation than live action, and even more forgiving again in vidya
>>217369101Consider this>Savage Oppress is related to Darth Mail>The most popular moments and besr highlights from rebels always came from anyone not apart the ghost crew
>>217368887weird almost like he was an asshole to the fans and went out of his way to piss everyone offmiss me with the poor tortured artist isn't appreciated by fans because they just want dumb fanboy action lightsaber fights bullshit please>>217369101the Clone Wars was all slop for babies made to sell toys so who cares lol. "Savage Oppress" is like the most badass sounding thing ever to a 8 year old.
>>217369215Megatron never said that.
>>217369201It'll be him next
>>217368887>What's going to happen to me?You're going to lose your job when you make another shitty movie that nobody wants to watch that loses the studio another third of a billion dollars.
>>217369101>Mfw neither is canon so I don't give a single shitLmao
>>217368973All they had to do was make Harry Potter: Star Wars edition and they would’ve been able to print money forever. Have legacy characters as teachers or making cameos. Disney has lots of money and no ability to create content that appeals to men or boys
>>217369036The amount of obvious narrative switching by corporations at the behest of mainstream media has not escaped notice and is basically why people hate both of them now
>>217369215Funny how we never see proof of these death threats. Every single time.
>>217369128You're delusional.
>>217369101No one cares about children’s cartoons
>>217369101>Savage OpressPlease tell me this is not a real character
>>217369197Let’s not forget Mando is basically Boba Fett but Disney doesn’t like paying royalties. Then they awkwardly reintroduced boba fett then did an awkward Mr Roger’s crime lord show with him since they couldn’t retread the same premise
>>217369492It's just someone telling shills "kill yourself" which they label a death threat.
>>217369036Bro, she’ll go into her grave believing she was the hero of the story.
>>217369128Nah, it his movie 100%, just watch anything else he wrote and directed. KK was pretty wet about this shitshow, it was her dream coming true. Seen Luke getting buttfucked while Rey, her self-insert, took the big step was the realization of years of humiliation being Spielberg and Lucas office girl.>>217369036Do you remember The Cope? Someone must have the pic. "It's russian bots. It's incels. It's right-wingers" and so on and on. RT trying to lock the numbers so nobody could vote becase this shit was what, 18%? People hated the movie, I watched in a theater, half walked away before it was over. What a shit show.
>>217369326Bloodlines were never supposed to be important. The OT makes this abundantly clear.
>>217368973only if you suck assfans love andor and hype the shit out and the cast/creators get nothing but love and respectKK's problem is that her hires were shit. JJ, Rian, retreading the kasdans. it's all on her. Mando was favreau but then he let filoni in the door and that fucked him over too. only gilroy had the big enough dick to keep everybody quarantined out
>>217369543Savage is pronounced the fancy way
>>217369215They loved mandelorian season 1 and 2, plus andor 1 and 2.Explain that.
>>217369543Welcome to post Prequel Trilogy Star Slop by Filoni.
>>217368887>What's going to happen?yeah, because no one fucking knew since there was no unified story/script for the whole shit nutrilogy.
>>217369101Top was introduced as Force sensitive right from the get go, is related to Darth Maul, is infused with Nightsister magic and is trained in the Dark Side by Dooku on-screen, which is faster and easier, as said by Yoda in Empire Strikes Back. He manages to very briefly lift the columns after failing a dozen times and getting electrocuted by Dooku and being forced to channel his hatred through pain. Anyone who actually watched those episodes knows this. But this shitty "meme" is clearly a disingenuous bait made to farm engagement on twitter and reddit. Bottom is a shitty retcon. There was never a hint that Sabine was Force sensitive in four seasons of her dogshit Rebels show. She traveled with two Jedi, and not a hint of that was said. Then four years later, she is now a Jedi in the shitty Ahsoka live-action show, for some reason. That's on top of all the utterly retarded bullshit that she already had on her list of character traits. She is the biggest mary sue in all of Star Wars. Rey got nothing on her.Nigger.
>>217369970Savage Opress was created by George Lucas and Katie Lucas. You don't know what you're talking about. Like 90% of the people who post about Star Wars on the Internet.
>>217369970>>217369543Also more shit from Filoni Wars>Asohka is super duper fucking important yet is never fucking mentioned one time in the prequels yet she was there >Palpatine can time travel or open portal to other dimensions or some shit>You're supposed to believe that the Clone Troopers somehow gain personalities instead of being mindless drones>Darth Maul SOMEHOW has returned and he has robot chicken legs>The retarded lightsaber helicopter weapons>Mandalore is actually a thing and instead of the Mandalorians being some rare extinct race there's millions of them and SOMEHOW they were involved in the clone wars
>>217370042No he wasn't.
>>217370084Yes, he was.
>>217370120Filoni joined in 2005.He directed the shitty Cloen Wars movie in 2008.Savage Bullshtress appeared in 2011.It's. All. Filoni. Slop. If you were an actual star wars fan you'd know this.
Shut up racist Chuds. Stop complaining about your franchise being ruined!
>>217369085>help us find this guy, mandalorian, we will pay you handsomely >here is his tracking fob that tells you exactly where to go to find him What a retarded fuckin waste of a show
>>217370173You are so insanely low IQ, it hurts. So patently wrong about everything you say, yet so confident. Consider suicide. That would be mercy on you and your family.
>>217370211Nothing that I said in that chronological line is wrong. That all happened and Filoni is a fucking hack. I'm not a zoomer so I grew up outside the box of seeing Revenge of the Sith end and seeing the garbage kids cartoons show up. I remember because we also had that dog shit era of Clone Wars Lego which killed the them for me and I wouldn't get back into Lego until 2014
Why do people defend rian johnson? he has literally admitted he was being a douche to fans
>>217368887Literally blaming the fans for his supposed new Star Wars movies, promised by her for years, being turned down by the jew executives who know better than to let him fumble the franchise again.
It's Up!
>>217370436Because Brick and Looper are good.
>>217368887>omg the fans are complaining??? I'm getting genocidedDon't ask questions, just consume product!
>>217368887He was too scared to direct?
I'm feeling ACTIVATED
>>217368887Reminder Lucas sold Star Wars because he was tired of people criticizing everything he did.
>>217368973I swear to fucking God man you just need to treat Starshit fans like pro wrestling fans and you give them what they want then you earn their trust to put your own spin on things.You show Luke disrespecting his lightsaber and gets the audience to boo and be like fuck this guy and then you redeem that by making Luke feel defeated and then pay it off with character growth. You get him to feel the lowest he can but it pays off through a personal triumph like realizing that family is worth fighting for, mentoring a troubled youth who CHOSE to fight for the good guys but felt like quitting and choosing dark side.All the action sequences can stay cinematography was great.You want to kill the Jedi that is going to piss people off UNTIL you pay it off by having Rey rebuild the Jedi to go a different way (Grey Jedi). The Last Jedi sucked because it didn't pay off enough. We didn't feel like the subversions were earned.They also could have easily explained the lightspeed attack by saying that the inventor was the Its A Trap guy. He could have said *laugh maniacally* ITS A TRAP and that would have made the entire audience freak fucking out and also paid off the entire bitchy captain character who was sworn to secrecy. She cannot be the one to do it she hasn't EARNED the right to do that a legacy character has. She has earned the right for kayfabe and to be a Heel and then be given redemption at the end.If you do these things, give Luke a scene of him crying, you give more Jedi Academy scenes putting Han, Leia, and Luke in the same space dude people would think TLJ was a legendary movie. AND YOU STILL get to subvert people but as long as you have a point you earn that subversion.
>>217368973all they had to do was write a story before they made three movies, and it would have been a massive improvement over the disconnected, aimless, soulless, corporate slop storyline we got. They didn't do even that bare minimum.
>>217368887Fat, obnoxious mentally disabled manchildren. Less scary and more avoid at all costs.
>>217370723every single thing you wrote sucks as much as nu wars
Complete tier list. Most accurate.
>>217370804based prequels fag
>>217370058Did Filoni have anything to do with the Order 66 brain chip switch or was that some other retard?
>>217370898Yeah, this guy.>tfw clones who are said to be genetically altered to be totally obedient without question end up being genetically altered to be totally obedient without question
>>217371050No, you completely misunderstand. The way George wrote it made sense and was more tragic. Some new writer retconned it from indoctrination training to a literal brain chip that could be activated like a light switch.
>>217371138No, retard. "Indoctrination" was never in the movies. What was in the movies is physical alteration on a genetic level to make them totally obedient without question. Organic inhibitor built into genetic code is a genetic alteration that makes them totally obedient without question. In a show created and executive produced by George Lucas, in a story arc conceived by George Lucas, in a script written by his daughter, Katie Lucas. That lines up with the movies created by George Lucas. Duh. All the indoctrination bullshit is EU fanfiction made by other people, who could not even decide on what Order 66 was, and which was different depending on the book, comic or a game - because it was all fanfiction that didn't come from original creator. Retarded monkey.
>>217369128>good always wins at the end of each movieI don't remember the "good guy" winning in the original Sleepy Hollow cartoon
>>217371224>"Indoctrination" was never in the movies.What the fuck are these for then?
>>217371331Learning a bunch of shit. Interactive computers. You can see the kids interacting with it and talking to each other in the process. They are not being MKUltra'd. They are MKUltra'd on a genetic level through ways of direct physical alteration of their genetic template, as stated by the Kaminoans, and as stated by fucking Lucas personally. Clones are genetically altered and programmed, and Order 66 works like Manchurian Candidate, as Lucas said himself. Darth Sidious says the code word and they flip, which is what Revenge of the Sith portrayed very obviously, when you see Cody going from Obi-Wan's pal who just gave him his lightsaber to shooting him down a moment later, and with all the clones across the galaxy responding the exact same pre-programmed way.
>>217371331Dont pay attention to that anon. He's a Filoni faggot.They also did some stupid shit where red lightsabers are red because the kyber crystal absorbs bad energy or some stupid shit instead of just being a stash of sith crystals secretly passed down through their cult.
>>217371413Yeah they are more programmed through generic manipulation to be obedient. When order 66 happens they simply drop their current orders and follow the new directive. The new retcon is that they have brain ships controlling them.Prequels were so fucking kino how they basically spell it out that Papa Palpatine is making the republic create billions of organic military fodder and making the CIS create billions of mechanical military fodder. Like absolute resource depletion and waste.
>>217371413>"Indoctrination" was never in the movies.>What were the clones doing in the movie doing?>Learning a bunch of shit.
>>217369159Funny how people in power are so sensitive.
>>217368887what's the point in crying like this, you came into this with a set agenda to turn a male centric ip into subversive jewish demoralization, you got to spend more than a decade pumping out a constant stream of that type of content that was meant to humiliate and enrage any and everyone that liked the universeyou won and cratered the franchise into the ground, what more do they want, do you wantyou ruined it, just like you wanted to
>>217369543He's a real character and he's Maul's brother.
>>217368887Every single person involved in making disney slop wars deserve to be waterboarded
>>217368887>>"I think Rian made one of the best Star Wars movies"I will say that I think TFA and TROS are worse than TLJ, but that is like saying getting castrated is worse than getting raped in the ass.
TLJ is popular with a small vocal subset because it avoids the typical mistake of feminist power fantasies by tapping directly into the libidinal drive. Women primarily experience existence through the clitoris. It shares this in common with Handmaid's Tale and Titanic.The appeal of Kylo is in recasting the threatening entitled white male reactionary "incel" archetype intended by JJ (about which women feel deeply insecure and frightened of) as a sex icon. It's the only daring thing Rian really does. Simultaneously, it thus serves as comforting cultural meta-commentary while also appealing to the frustrated libido of the watcher. Most feminist stories make the mistake of having the heroine either>be completely alone>end up with an inoffensive jester numalebut TLJ averts this pitfall between the spoken and expected. Feminist discourse revolves around "need no man". But beneath hides the biologically rooted obsession with "a man who needs me."The rest of the film is just a three-act story of man vs. woman where the woman wins. But none of TLJ's fans give a shit, except as a supplement to the main course. The only part of the film ever discussed is Reylo. Which is admittedly the only real satisfying arc in the film and what birthed most speculation of "what next".The destruction of Luke is tangential, the old "nice guy nerd self-insert beta male" symbolically responsible for Kylo and atoning for it with his death. This is characteristic of Rian's career, which is defined by his fascination with right-leaning male archetypes. Perhaps the result of his self-admitted lingering daddy issues. But who knows.
>>217368887Ep 8 was a turd but his decisions to make Luke a washed up coward and the girl a nobody were kino. He just failed to execute. I would take his same ideas but make rey fall to the dark side.
>>217368887Shit like this will be posted by the media and starcvcks will STILL give their money to disney
>>217370284yeah but Lucas oversaw a lot of the clone wars and he definitely came up with that name"darth tyranus""darth plagueis""darth sidious" savage oppress is right up his terrible villian naming alley
>>217371331goon stations to extract more genetic material for more clones, duh
>>217368887I love how they immediately claimed Rian was going to make a trilogy just to drum up hype but had no concrete plans to actually make anything. And then when it turned out everyone fucking hated TLJ except a tiny minority of contrarians who hate the rest of Star Wars they realized that it would be a disaster, but they can't cancel it either because it would be admitting defeat.>uhhh, Rian was totally going to make a trilogy but you fucking chuds forced him not to!Who believes this shit?
>>217374541Rian was especially outspoken about how happy he was that TLJ was divisive. Like he lived for that shit.
>>217369101>Savage OpressBruh people didnt care because no mentally adult person watched that, and if they had this name itself would be a meme
>>217371417Not him but that bleeding stuff makes a bit more sense than sith using artificial crystals, because in that version jedis need to hunt for natural crystals because they're anti-GMO or what? It also ties both jedi and sith to their sabers in the force since it reacts to you applying force to it in a different way.
>>217372784>his decisions to make Luke a washed up coward and the girl a nobody were kino.Why was doing that to Luke "kino"?
>>217374668I mean the more you think of it, "artificial" being bad feels more Nu Wars than this hocus pocus crystal color change from emotion meditation that feels like it's from the 1980s and could've happened in that dark cave in Dagobah.
>>217368887Johnson literally won hard from making TLJ. It made a ton of publicity for him and is the reason anyone cares about his detectiveslop. What does he care if TLJ torpedoed disney's star wars? That's their problem
>>217368887>overbearing producer that is going to hire you, stamp your name on a project giving you 100% accountability but then strip you of all creative control and force in wokie slop has no idea why new directors are willing to sign uplike, I don't know. It's kind of icky wtf is their problem
>>217374835>are willing to sign upnot*
>>217368887How fucking hard could it have been to just make some action adventure films featuring Jedi and Sith? Are all the talented Disney people retired? Must have been the easiest assignment just give the people what they want.
>>217369805Yeah. 'Bloodlines were never important in the OT'. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the main protagonist and antagonist of the OT were a force-sensitive father and son, and the daughter/sister of them both is also stated as having this power due to her bloodline.
