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>>217369345Reddit safe-horny garbage
>>217369345jaw and face looks like a crossdressed superman in ww's outfit
>>217369345even a below-average dude can easily heem the strongest "muscle mommy" in existence. what a garbage tier fetish.
>>217369385>Sees SnuSnu Woman>Immediately thinks of menYikes, homo.
>>217369486no I see what looks like a man and I think "that looks like a man"
>>217369345I'm batman
>>217369375Arent cat tongues abrasive as fuck with actual tiny spikes, frenching a cat girl would be like plunging your tongue into a really sharp and wet steel wool while it slides around the inside of your mouth cutting up everything, fucking no thanks
>>217369385>massive muscular dude fully shaven, looking girly and and cross-dressing interesting idea
>>217370103theres a big porn term for this but im not going to tell you what it isJesus loves you
>>217370134Please?
>>217370166no
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>>217370199Based.
Tall women hate manlets and want to kill them, please stop portraying such dishonest things to confuse lonely men. The Amazons went on manlet hunts in the jungle to kill males that weren't at least approximately six feet tall. They would then feed the manlet meat to their pet jaguars, believing it to keep their animals subservient and obedient
>>217370439>subhuman lanklet meltyKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK you will never know this feel
>>217370081are you from some sandnig country where they only eat/fuck cats? how do you not know they re like sandpaper
>>217371158what the fuck are you on about that is exactly what im saying
>>217371857what, you think the cat being scaled up would turn their tongue into steel wool? theyre sized to match their follicles
Wonder Woman looking like a seven foot roided monstrosity is an affront to her beauty, her history and her nature. Wanting her to look like that is like wanting Batman to kill people. It means you don't understand or like the character.
>>217371943Then itd be even worse and tear even more
>>217372023Don’t care. Bring back snyder and let batsy kill people. Make wonder woman some hot muscular insta model tho.
>>217371943But they would? You can find videos of Tigers and Lions just standing around with the pieces of meat that their tamers throw to them, and it's just hanging onto their tongue like velcro. You would get absolutely shredded to pieces if catgirls were real.
>>217372023Wrong, faggot. Nothing wrong with a bulked up Wonder Woman who has to bulk up to fight stronger villains. Plus you didn't even post the real wonder woman. I bet you didn't even know Wonder Woman was created by an incredibly horny guy.
>>217372023Seethe more, cuck. Wondie was built out of bondage play as a mistress that ties up rope bunnies. Her character design adjusting for this is simply in line with how it ought to be, particularly given the actual character backstory and general bloat that has occurred since the 80s wrt characters needing to constantly outdo one another in terms of proportions. WW being an Amazon and being part of the Big 3 means that she, by default, is going to be among the largest, most muscular female characters in DC because has always looked perpetually retarded when faggots obsessed with Hugh's shitty magazine didn't get the memo. There is also the writers to thank for this, whether you like it or not, simply because they have continuously kept certain aspects of her character canon even if it's only a meta contextual sense. Combine these things, and you end up with what the character should have been: A Mediterranean woman who is taller than Batman or Superman is built like a brick shithouse. The upside to all this, is because it's cartoons, you can still give her a giant rack even though she's at like 8% bodyfat.
>>217372023>>217370103>>217369385jacked wonder woman is hot. fags and trannies should get the death penalty
>>217369345i rlly want wonder woman to fuck me to deathjust straddle and go up and down and shes forcing my head forward to stare into her big eyes and beautiful smile and she just keeps going until something breaks and other things squish and she knows im fading away and I know she knows and I love her for it and she keeps going and then im gone
I love Big Bitches
>>217372085Her creator invented the polygraph machine and made Wonder Women with his two wives to introduce bondage and polyamory to wider audiences in a pg way.
>>217372204Correct. Also as usual the people claiming a weaker than average guy could manhandle someone like Natasha Aughey or Jessica Buettner are deranged. Weaker than average guys don't bench 250, much less deadlift 550 lbs, lmao.
>>217369486>finds this disgusting roided monster attractiveget out of the closet already
>>217372189>The upside to all this, is because it's cartoons, you can still give her a giant rackeww
>>217369345>rich>famous>gets a superhuman huge woman who never agesBatman is a fucking Mary Sue
Lmao look at all these seething fetishfags
>>217369345There's a woman like that at my gym with maybe an even bigger upper body. It's really not attractive
