Hollywood should start making Ancient Egyptian movies again.
>>217370750She's cute. What's her name?
>>217370802neta-lee herschlag
Generally; they're all always set in ancient Roman times when in Egypt
>>217370872I want to see Old Kingdom kino
>>217370802nagila havashlag
>>217370900I want to see Nat's freshly waxed naked pussy in 4K but you can't have everyone in life
>>217370802Niggerlie Whoreslag
>>217370802Nat Porthole
Clones is worth watching just for Nat and her costumes>b-but she gives a poor performance!Be silent, homo.
>>217370750this bitch as a mummy
>>217371103>Be silentironically muting it is the only way to make it tolerable>>217371155she's like 50 what do you expect
>>217371155her as my mummy
>>217370750The pyramids aren't that spectacular. You're told they're called the great, and shown a picture with no reference for scale on it and shoddy angles and you're brain fills in the gaps. Give me 30 thousand drunk Jew slaves, I'll make a pyramid twice the size in half the time: guaranteed; deal?
>>217371394make a pyramid if you're so great
Hershlag is Hershlag
>>217370906
Yes but also keeping the old school casting of white people as elites and brownoids as slaves/servants
>>217371394honestly they're the most poorly designed buildings for their intended purpose of all timesupposed to be these inviolate houses for dead pharohs in the afterlife and the first thing literally everyone thinks when they see them is "what's in THERE let's go break in and find out"even archaeologists are overwhelmed by this and constantly go in knowing how bad it is to the people who built it
>>217371661for poorly designed buildings they survived pretty well for 4,500 years
>>217371704Pyramids are minimum 10,000 years oldEgyptians didn't built them
>>217370802winona raiden
>>217371704>for their intended purposeit's like building an auditorium that absorbs sound
>>217371723>lose the cute jewess schnozz>nobody can recognize you anymore so your career tanksoof
>>217371848Their primary purpose was to be the focal point of an extensive imperial mortuary cult that lasted hundreds and sometimes thousands of years after the death of the pharaoh. The secondary purpose was to be a tomb containing grave goods.
>>217371848They only built pyramids for like a hundred years, they were a pain in the ass which is why they moved all the new Pharaohs to the Valley
>>217371921>to be the focal point of an extensive imperial mortuary cult that lasted hundreds and sometimes thousands of years after the death of the pharaoh.which implies it's supposed to garner a deific kind of respect for the pharoh>The secondary purpose was to be a tomb containing grave goods.which was completely upended by nobody respecting him enough to not break in
>>217370802Natalia Porkman
>>217371973the valley was smarter but still not smart enough since everyone knew where it wasI guess it shows just how ancient they are since they were kind of naive about human nature, and didn't realize putting these statuary beacons all over was a bad idea
>>217371983>nobodyMost likely the grave robbing happened during the chaos of the First Intermediate Period when there was economic, political and social collapseProbably led by redditor type atheists who didn't believe in the Son of Ra
>>217372007>even archaeologists are overwhelmed by this and constantly go in knowing how bad it is to the people who built itok so it lasted during their rule, fair credit
>>217372002Smartest was the uber chad Genghis Khan>In a frequently recounted tale, Marco Polo tells that the 2,000 slaves that attended to Genghis Khan's funeral were killed by the soldiers sent to guard them, and that these soldiers were in turn killed by another group of soldiers which killed anyone and anything that crossed their path, in order to conceal where Genghis was buried. Finally, the legend states that once these soldiers reached their destination they committed suicide.[1][2] This tale does not appear in contemporaneous sources, however.[3]>Another folkloric legend meanwhile says that a river was diverted over Genghis Khan's grave to make it impossible to find, echoing the myth of the burial of the Sumerian King Gilgamesh of Uruk or of the Visigoth leader Alaric.[2] Other tales state that his grave was stampeded over by many horses, that trees were then planted over the site, and that the permafrost also played its part in the hiding of the burial site.[2]
>>217371178>>217371227don't forget your tons of lube
>>217372007The robber's tunnel was obviously cut into the pyramid by people who knew exactly where the granite plugs were i.e. the laborers who built the pyramid. Don't believe the Muzzies claiming credit for it - the most they did was probably clear it out of debris after thousands of years and widen it a bit, maybe to take out more trash from the inside.The accuracy of the tunnel implies it was robbed fairly quickly after construction was complete, probably by the sons and grandsons of the laborers who built the thing.
>>217372025agreed his burial was the smartest, to hide his gravehowever their funeral customs defeated them militarily since they had to drop what they were doing immediately to go back to mongolia>>217372058truly time walls us allyou can never take away my ability to jerk off to young nattie though
>>217372058she monkey
