>Characters mom constantly tells him to read the Bible
The character should. It's the greatest literature in the world, especially the old testament.
It's a casual way your parents are telling you to get your act together
>>217373878In a world as dark and evil as ours why wouldn't you put your faith in Jesus Christ?
KJV is literature. Read it. Then read a biography of King James himself. There was a lot of wild shit going on at the time and Christianity was way more based then than it is now.
>>217373878You should read The Holy Bible and if you have a problem with that then you should scald your genitals to show your devotion to His word.
Read the Quran instead brother.
>>217373878Wtf I loved Waterboy
>>217373878>son I know I mutilated your penis because Dr. Goldshekelstein insisted on a tip, aborted all your brothers and sister, cheated on and divorced your father and am currently reverse mortgaging the house you grew up in to go on monthly cruise ships but as long as you open your heart to Christ all is forgiven.
>>217373878Every good self-help book is a ripoff of Proverbs. It will change your life for the better.
>>217373878you have to want to find Jesus, you have to entirely surrender to him and invite him into your life and accept you are his servant to begin your faith journey with the bible, otherwise its highly unlikely you’re stick with reading it
