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>Characters mom constantly tells him to read the Bible
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The character should. It's the greatest literature in the world, especially the old testament.
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It's a casual way your parents are telling you to get your act together
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>>217373878
In a world as dark and evil as ours why wouldn't you put your faith in Jesus Christ?
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KJV is literature. Read it. Then read a biography of King James himself. There was a lot of wild shit going on at the time and Christianity was way more based then than it is now.
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>>217373878
You should read The Holy Bible and if you have a problem with that then you should scald your genitals to show your devotion to His word.
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Read the Quran instead brother.
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>>217373878
Wtf I loved Waterboy
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>>217373878
>son I know I mutilated your penis because Dr. Goldshekelstein insisted on a tip, aborted all your brothers and sister, cheated on and divorced your father and am currently reverse mortgaging the house you grew up in to go on monthly cruise ships but as long as you open your heart to Christ all is forgiven.
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>>217373878
Every good self-help book is a ripoff of Proverbs. It will change your life for the better.
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>>217373878
you have to want to find Jesus, you have to entirely surrender to him and invite him into your life and accept you are his servant to begin your faith journey with the bible, otherwise its highly unlikely you’re stick with reading it
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>>217373878
>Character wants to be religious very, very badly but legitimately can't believe any religion because of how far fetched and retarded it sounds whenever it's explained out loud and thus remains agnostic despite his best efforts to believe in something, anything
It's not even his fault at this point, it's the writers' crappy worldbuilding.
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>>217373878
>mc venerates his ancestors and spends hours meditating on his craftsmanship
>produces a tool that will stand the test of time and feed his family for decades to come
>thanks his forefathers for the generational skills he inherited with a celebratory feast where all clan members celebrate their connection with the land
>teach romans how washing your hands prevents infection
>migrate south during harsh winter and earn position as a general leading Roman troops during the collapse of the western Roman empire since all the cool romans went east
>paint clan symbols on senate
>venerate the ancient men that built the foundation of your clan, allowing you the opportunity to safeguard the greatest empire known to man
>end up running it
who needs gods? I prefer a good underdog rise to riches story myself.



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