What the hell did I just watch?
>>217376278Oh shit I told my friend Jared I'd watch this 10 years ago and I never got to it. First time remembering that since
>>217376278I'm convinced this movie exists solely so Tarantino could suck Salma Hayek's feet
I hated watching this because I was thoroughly enjoying the standard Tarantino writing flick it was pretending to be, thought it was like True Romance
90s cocaine kino.
Sex n vamps
>>217376278overrated crap. watched it twice, disliked it twice
>>217376278A movie you can only watch once. Any subsequent viewings are meh because you know the big twist is coming
>>217376278Kino
>>217376278A movie who's first half was made by the guy who made pulp fiction and who's second half was made by the guy who made spy kids.Complete tonal whiplash: the film.Not the worst thing in the world though.
>>217376299Jared when he reads this post:>*unzips dick*>
>>217376852>put this on a rewatch>my boomer dad shows up just as the movie is starting>somehow he didnt see it before>hes totaly invested in first half>we get to pussy piramid and hes a bit confused but hes back on track when salma hayek dance with the snake>he goes to bathroom foe like 30sec after tarantino drinks tequila from her feet>return fast just to not miss anything, perfectly for reveal sceen>fuck son, why do you change the channel>wat?>that movie was good, why did you change the channel!I laughed for the whole evening and I had to prove him that its the same movie. The only other mobie that did sonething like this for him was crank 2, when he went balistic when they did godzilla skit and also belived I did something with the movie.
>>217376278Alright, this is what I call a perfect casting because Clooney and Quentin Do look like brothers
>>217376797I was surprised people didn't know about the twist. I though the promotion was pretty upfront about where things where going.
>>217376999its hard learning your father's retarded and you most likely are as well
>>217376785I wouldn't say it's overrated at all. Most people would acknowledge it's dogshit compared to the rest of the films Tarantino has been involved in.
>>217378339FDTD is a much better grindhouse style movie than Planet Terror/Death Proof.
HOT AIR HANGS LIKE A DEAD MANFROM A WHITE OAK TREE
>>217378386thats my fuckin jam right there
>>217376583holy heckin observation, kys
>>217376999Next time you should put Audition (1999) on and watch him totally lose his shit.
>>217376785
>>217376278White Sinners
>>217379594Sinners but good and not a bloated 2+ hours*
>>217376278A movie about psychos.
>>217379715Psychos? Did they look like psychos to you? Psychos don’t explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!
>>217379524>/pol/ postinto the trash it goes
>>217376278You watched kino of the highest order.
>>217378254He was late in his 60 kid, after hard day of work, im curious how your zoomzoom mind will be when you reach his age. Still was funny to witness it.>>217379436I know it, even pretty like it, but he hates horror and he have onset of dementia now (clocking close to 80). I always try to find a movie to watch with him when we see eachother. He goes to sleep 90% of the time, holds my hand while I reminiscence on the past.
George Clooney's best film
Cheech Marin was so good they cast him in three different roles in this movie. LOL
>>217379594Everyone called me racist when I was like "oh, so it's Dusk Till Dawn" when they explained Sinners to me.
>>217378396The soundtrack is fucking kino. Way better than Sinnershttps://youtu.be/_05lRKSdJBM?si=wUfvDuAd6bWpialc
>>217381304>George Clooney's best filmI don't see O Brother, Where Art Thou? in the post