>as far back as i can remember i've always wanted to be a shitposter
Like a child who's running wildSinking deeper down the lineI close my eyes to see the lightWAAAAYYYYYYY DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNN BELOW THE OCEAN
>>217376384Being a shitposter is actually a genuine talent. It takes a lot of bans to learn how to shitpost successfully without getting hit by the hammer.
>fuck you, bump me
>>217376384Six year old me never realized they were supposed to be the mob.
>>217376456Unless you're the fundie guy, the globinx or a 40 year old virgin poster. I wonder how many proxies those fuckers have permanently burned
>”I knew I’d go from ragsssssssss to richesssssssss!”
>>217376384>One day, some of the anons on /tv/ solved the CAPTCHA for me. You know why? It was outta respect
>all anon was offering was protection from the jannies trying to ban his fellow anons, that's what the mods could never understand
>>217376629Holy fucking Kek balls
>Oooh Janny>Hey Janny, all dressed up and doing the town>C'mon I've been rangebanned a little while and now you're acting like a fuckin' jerk
>>217377818no more sneed billy
>>217376456Everyone gets hammered, but you do it right. You learn nothing, and they get paid nothing.
>>217376476I can't believe they kept up with that shitty segment. It was the same fucking joke every time and a parody of characters from an R-rated movie. So the joke was, what if Goodfellas but cartoon pigeons? I usually changed the channel for a while when one of their segments came on.
>>217376384>Never report cunny threads and always remember not to bump them
>>217376384>you would be late to your own fucking archival
