>Al, let's have sex!>Mmmm no, Peg.
>Hmm hmm himmmmm....
>>217376652it's actually a very profound reversal of roles and a very strong social message of the wife being the one wanting sex and being rejected.
>>217376682>it's actually a very profound reversal of rolesIts funny because you have no idea what you are talking about. My wife usually initiates sex, and every friend i talk to has same situation. Woman are just as horny as man are, anon, if not more.
>>217376652He was married....with children.
>>217376682Don't let this guy distract you from the fact Al Bundy made 4 touchdowns in a single game.
>>217376974>Don't let this guy distract you from the fact Al Bundy made 4 dubs in a single post.
>>217376652>In the 80s your hot as fuck wife would stay with you even if you were broke as shit and had one of the worst jobs possible instead of divorcing you, ditching the kids with you and finding a millionaires cock to suck
>>217377198>one off
>>217376652Depression kills your sex drive
>>217376708>Woman are just as horny as man are, anon, if not more.Tell that to my wife!
>>217376652>OP is not married
The thought of even potentially having another kid by accident or whatever probably made him as limp as a noodle
>Sir we need a house for a poor family with a single income from a dead end job >Its already in the neighborhood and appreciating as an asset
>>217376652He has heart failure and is dying. That's the joke. Literally. He can still get an erection but involuntary or spontaneous erections are completely over. So the type of "maintenance" most men are used to is totally over. The literal need to have sex most men feel is completely dead.
>>217376652>>Al, let's have sex!>>Mmmm no, Peg.Al Bundy was stuck in a very strange mind trap. On one hand, his four touch downs in a single game would actually be legendary for his day, and the type of thing that could have gotten him a college degree scholarship and made him a Joe Montana in his own reality. he was the chad of the Polk High. he fucked the mega slut of the school: Peggy Wanker. He knocked her up and impregnated her, and had to take the consequences of laving his dream behind and landing a job as a shoe salesman. Just to support his kid. The joke is that any other man would kill to have a woman like Peg. Al doesn't see her that way... well maybe sometimes he does. It's a true mind fuck.
>>217376652>Heh this will be you zoomers one day tooCouldn't be me. Don't marry a dog of a woman and stop overindulging in porn.
>>217376652Be married for 15+ years and then get back to me, OP
>>217376652You wouldn't get it.
Everything boomers said is true. You'll realize it once you get to their age.No matter how hot a woman is, when you live with her you get tired of her shit.>This bitch got mad at me the other day because I had a good time with my friends. When I came back drunk and horny she "wasn't in the mood">Now she wants sex. Nah fuck off bitch, Jeopardy's on
>>217378177I think a large part of the whole "I don't want to fuck my wife" thing is that they tend to plump up real good during those 10 to 15 years and for most (normal) people that doesn't do their dicks any favours
>>217378328Not for me. Samepussy gets tiresome after years and years even with banging hot blondes. The male brain is just wired that way, spreading your seed to as many women as possible is a natural urge
>>217376652>boomers thought this was attractive
>>217378328she can stay as slim as she wants, 1 month of nagging is enough to make her unattractive
