why ypipo be makin dat face yo

>>217377708
Is Nippon really like this? Jews really raped their society
Why didn’t the japs fight back like the Palestinians and Afghans did? Now their birth rates got destroyed by ZOG

>>217377968
>Why didn’t the japs fight back
How do you fight back against nukes?

>>217377989
With Nipponese steel folded a thousand times, capable of splitting bullets and deflecting a thousand nukes.

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>>217377708

They didn't call Bill Murray "white guy" in Lost in Translation

>>217377762
The face I make when the nigger apologized but I already called the cops on his ass (the white and black cops duo)

>>217377708
I pretended to be the retarded brother of a girl so she would get a free pass at a museum.
>inb4 it was easy

>>217377989
America only had 2, if the japs stood their ground, there wouldn’t have been a 3rd nuke to use and America’s bluff would be exposed

>>217377708
>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to explore the universe
>born JUST in time to witness the Brennaissance

Ill take it

>>217377708
so are asians renting white men to be their heads of family for a week or what? if so rental bf when? I am available on weekends and holidays just want to put it out there just in case

>>217378987
They're renting various people for various things, the agency hires Brendan because they need a white guy. He plays 2 main roles in the film: pretending to be the father of a mixed white/japanese girl (because her mother wants to get her into a fancy school and they don't take the children of single parents), and pretending to be a reporter whose interested in this old dying actor (because his daughter knows he's depressed about being forgotten).

There's also several quick flashes of him doing other jobs, like being the friend to a hikikomori (playing games with him and going to strip clubs), and his first job is being a mourner at a fake funeral (the guy isn't even dead, I think he just wants to know what it would be like to be missed when he's gone).

>>217379099
Plus pretending to marry a woman so her parents will be happy for her to find a man. When in reality, she's marrying a woman and is a lesbian. Pretty fucked up movie. It's just all lies.

>>217379099
>like being the friend to a hikikomori (playing games with him and going to strip clubs)
Sign me up, I have all the qualifications for this job.

>>217379264
I was gonna torrent the movie, but knowing it has lesbo dyke shit, I’m not even gonna waste the bandwidth

Is there a censored version with the gay shit cut out?

>>217379574
It's only around 10 minutes of the whole movie and he doesn't like doing it. It's just to be comical as he is trying to adjust to the job and freaks out hiding in the toilet because he doesn't want to go through with lying about a wedding but the company employees are panicking trying to get the dumb gaijin to do his job

>>217377968
>>217377708
No, this movie is so fucking off base.

>>217377708
So to weebs who think this is muh special Japan movie

>he speaks shit Japanese but can so,show understand complicated sentences
>uses subway seat to set luggage on, savagery
>this movie pretends wholesome people use this service

This service does exist, but it’s 99.9% the type of shit the woman did like pretend to be the mistress to apologize. This whole ‘self realization journey’ bullshit is a fantasy

Also everyone represented in the film is fabulously wealthy except him. It’s only Tokyo elite depicted, which is a very very different world.

Kino movie

>>217379636
>It's only around 10 minutes of the whole
It's not even 30 seconds...

>>217379766
>Also everyone represented in the film is fabulously wealthy
I imagine you have to be at least quite rich to afford this kind of service, it's rather sophisticated.

>>217379521
It should be mentioned that while he does hang out playing Dreamcast with this guy, there's also a montage later of him doing his various jobs, and we see snippets of him helping this guy clean his apartment and get a more flattering haircut

>>217379574
snowflake faggot who can't tolerate even the suggestion of queerness. you think you're gonna "save the west" and you can't even watch a movie, you bitchmade coward

>>217380802
It really shouldn't be. Depending on what is asked, it should cost the same cost as a prostitute. Rent someone to come hang out with you for $40 an hour plus tip. Maybe be required to buy them food or something. The mother requiring him to play a dad role for several weeks would be much more expensive since it's way more involved. And of course the Apology Woman who gets slapped by angry wives would get paid way more. But like the main guy hires a woman and teenager to pretend to be his family. They all know it's fake and are just being paid to hang out and play pretend. That's not too spendy.

>>217381143
Ask me how I know you have a frankencock that has hair growing out the tip

God is everywhere inside me and inside you.

>>217381387
No it's much more than renting someone to come hang out with you in many cases, it's a job with resposibilities. For example the angry wives have to really believe the fake mistress, it's not something you do by just showing up, you have to study the case.

>>217377708
>yfw you help a couple avoid getting married

>>217377708
>Brendan plays the returning father
>has to sleep with single Japanese mother to ensure the role is believable
oh no this such terrible job haha