>ss-so do I eat it or...?
I admire you dedication anon. I had a surf & turf burger at McDonalds this week.
>i havent given you your food yet, sir
>>217377928For me its the Land, Sea, and Air Burger.
>>217377954If I was intoxicated that would seem like a gift from Heaven.
>>217377903>no, sir, this is burger-as-a-service>you don't own it, you just purchased a licence to serve it to yourself
>>217378391Thus is basically what people whove done well for themselves in capitalism want
>>217378417>done well for themselves in capitalismSo everyone?
My order is $5.07, did you seriously just ask me if I want to “round up”?
I’m working 15 hours today. My dad is sick and we own a family business so I’m on my own. Should I DoorDash McDonald’s or something else?
>>217377981When I'm intoxicated all I want is French fries
>>217378527this is not cute it's just sad
>>217378441there are two classes. the rich and those who work. only the former has "done well"
>>217378587>only the former has "done well"Weird. I like having refrigerators and cars and medicine and kinos. Maybe that's just me though.
>>217378585There's nothing cute about any kind of drunk binge eating
>>217377903>You chew it so that your stomach can break it down into nutrients
>>217378587the idle richthe workaholics who actually run things (and are also usually at least well-off)the non-rich.
>>217378624how could you literally prefer the cuck filler serving to a meaty burger? maybe drunks and children do tell the truth...
>>217378637and for some reason the non-rich hate the workaholics the most instead of the idle rich
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger.
>>217378587Imagine actually believing this. Everyone wealthy I know works 10x your hours btw and that includes me
>>217378680because the idle rich are mostly sequestered away form the non-rich and have no cultural presence.
>>217378773you are not rich then. you didn't even dare use the word yourself Mr. "Wealthy"
Why do people eat fries when they could just eat more burger instead? Seriously, wtf is wrong with you? Someone explain?
>>217378663I like burgers but when I'm drunk I just want to stuff my face with salty potatoes I'm just being honest
>>217378886Social conditioning. Same people slurping OJ with their breakfast. A second burger would be a saner option that pairing a large fries.
>>217378886>why do people like salt and fat?
>>217378960One burger, one chicken or fish with cheese
Did McDonalds actually had REAL burgers?
>>217378990Technically every McDonald's burger contains human dna
who did it better?
>>217378976Good combo.
>>217379014What's the deal with toaster strudels?
>>217379051they're perfectly fine, just not a part the Kellogg's Cinematic Universe
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>>217379014What was with these business comedies?Was it the success of The Big Short?
>>217378773>10x your hoursTen times zero is still zero, buddy-ro.
>>217378920i know you are being honest i just think it's sad that someone enjoys things differently than me but unironicallyeatthemeat
>>217378527i prefer to boil a pot of water and instantly pass out
>>217379419it's "Stalinist Realism" of late capitalism, where instead of painting tractors and happy peasants, they paint sneakers and happy ceos
>>217379747making it "real"
A reminder this organic Founderposting meme thread is obviously about the same American entrepreneur that incessantly flooded the planet with hamburgers and “fries,” and Coca-Cola and the “Speedee” service system and endless (similar) goyslop .. pretty much all forced restaurants in the McDonald's franchise.Search "Ray Kroc founder McDonald's" (no quotes), it’s all the relevant search terms if you want to learn the story of McDonald's founder Ray Kroc yourself.Ray was obviously a genius, passionately committed to expanding the McDonald's franchise and accruing massive wealth. He recognized the potential of a "fastfood restaurant" (like hurrdurr people don't want to wait 20 minutes for food) and built a fast-food empire, with 16,000 restaurants, in 50 states, in 5 foreign countries, with an annual revenue of in the neighborhood of $700,000,000.His MO is always the same:- keep buying up plots of land where he wants to build a McDonald's - leases said plots of land to franchisees who as a condition of their deal, should be permitted to lease from him and him alone (McDonald's is one of the largest real estate owners in the world)- receives a steady, up-front revenue stream .."money flows in before the first stake is in the ground"- has greater capital for expansion, which in turn fuels further land acquisition, which in turn fuels further expansion "and so on and so on" .."land, that's where the money is"- gets angry when when franchisees deviate from McDonald's standard in service and quality ... uses the terms of the lease agreement to exert control over the franchiseesSuccessful businessmen always exhibit persistence and determination. Now that you know it, you'll see it. It's obviously him.Honor his contributions and innovations in the restaurant industry and continue Founderposting.
>>217377903Hustle fags sees this dude as a hero
>>217380210tranny rage or just a "refugee"