>yeah I got the perfect movie, just let me put it on
problem?
>>217382677
>>217382688Big problem. Biiiiiig problem.
>puts it in hdmi 2 and switches input to hdmi 1
He’s plugging in his Blu-ray player :)
>>217382677Do the women view the HDMI cable as a phallic symbol?
>Yeah, babe, let me just load 123movies
>>217382756>the movie buffers>she uses the opportunity to grab your dickevery time
>>217382677you can avoid this by always having it plugged in like me.
How long is too long for an HDMI cable? 4 meters?
>>217382677>are you sure it's gonna fit in that port?
>>217382677>atacama desert.jpg
>>217382677Just use Plex>jellyfincucks need not apply
*guaranteed sex*
>>217382717bork is a coalburner opinion discarded
My gf was amazed when I did this, she now does it in her office
>>217382677this problem is solved with a HTPC and a NAS
>>217382792this why are people unplugging it all of the time?
Why are you guys using a cable when you can just screen mirror your phone with the downloaded movie/show?
>>217382677>Not gold platedGet on my level.
>>217382677I don't think they make TVs like that anymore. Ports usually point to the side or sometimes the bottom nowadays so the TV can be mounted flush to the wall
>>217382677The mistake in this meme is thinking that women give a fuck about movies at all. If you got a woman to come over you could as well put the movie on your phone and she wouldnt care.
who doesn't have a long HDMI always connected to their TV? lol
>>217382677>you ready for this?
>>217383074Apple or Android phone?
My gf blew my mind when she showed me she could cast anything on her phone onto the tv, havent touched my HDMI since. Women are alright sometimes
>>217383163Ah yes the compact cinematheke.
>>217382677This meme is dated everyone just throws all their shit on an external harddrive. Keep it plugged in and ready unless ur adding stuff to it
>>217382835Don't worry, i've done this before
>So the movie is sliced into 5 minute segments on bilibili.tv >Just ignore the Chinese subtitles if they bother you
>>217382677TVs dont even have analog RCA or VGA connectors anymore. Its all HDMI. Its over for analog.
>>217383210Youre just an idiot
>>217383232>urMoron
>>217382677Scart AND HDMI? What madness is this?
i just always have my pc connected to my tv, simply the easiest way to watch torrented kino in 4k aswell
>>217383399Europe where they watch movies at 25fps.
>>217382726mon visage when he pull out the coaxial
>>217383163*randomly dies*
>>217383594What is happening here? Is she shitting on Johnny Depp's bed or something?
>>217383682Never had that problem. Did you? Post drive
>>217382677>You know anon my ex used something called a "Plex" to stream the movies directly from his computer to the TV, no cable needed! Want me to call him and ask how to set it up?
>>217382937Sorry but I don't speak Mexican, what do you mean?
>>217383787no i throw them the fuck out
>>217383063yeah those stopped right around the time 4k tvs started, i still have an old bravia that has all those ports
>>217383319>anymore>Implying I've got the money to replace my old 32" TVHopefully she can hold up for at least 10 more years.
>>217383813God she's fucking disgusting.
Old fag here, but my ability to pirate stuff is how I got together with my wife. She was one of my coworkers, and was a big fan of the show House back when it was airing on TV. She complained at work about missing some episodes, so I mentioned that I could aquire them for her. So I pirated them, and got her to come to my place to watch them together. Then we started drinking while watching other stuff too, and then fucking, and then she got knocked up so we decided to get married. Seriously without that show I doubt I could have lured her back to my place to get her drunk.
>>217383850You don't even look at the insides?
>>217382677>dark souls reference>on /tv/LOL
>Old fag here
>>217382677How is it that you guys don't have multiple hmdi cables and an av receiver? Make the switch at the push of a button and have superior audio.
>>217384007Holy shit, that was literally a bomb of a life-changing first date. You didn't mind that you had to have to marry her after one date? How did she know she was pregnant after one time?
>>217382677>oh ya babe i got them right here>*pulls out kinos from my pocket*
>>217383939what are you gay?
>>217384101It was multiple times of her coming over to watch shows then get drunk before she ended up pregnant, not the first try.
>>217384124*randomly dies*
>>217384124what's the catch with microsds that large?
It wont be long before the main google tv menu will be ickworthy for these bitches
Literally no girl has ever said anything when I do that, they also watch movies the same way.
>>217383004your phone holds 32tbs!?
>>217384198i watched 4k extended lotr from one and they heat up a lot
>>217383765UTI
>>217384243kekbased
>he doesn't betamaxxxlmao
>>217384198they die randomly, faster
>>217384124Yell yeah, I use this shit for my trail cam too. Got them on rotation>>217384186You don't look inside broken electronics. You are not a man
>>217384307>he is a betamax
>>217384307It's Friday the 16th right now bub. Better put that away before you hurt yourself
>>217384327lewd
>>217383594when the optic audio cable is hooked up to the stereo
Any movie you want baby
>>217384332>schwashtikaLol, I thought he was saying the name of some northern town or something
>>217384243I open my jellyfin server from my phone and cast to any tv, not that hard
>>217383831>he doesn't have a home theater PC and a network attached storage>calls others mexicanfucking kek
>>217384355Kill yourself reddit frog
>>217384401That's just complicating things, amigo.
>>217384407>MY 27Had to double check that wasn't my station. Should be 76 so zoomies can laugh at it too
>>217384410
>>217384447it's only complicated if you're a retarded goyim
>>217382677Why is this stupid shit a meme?
>>217384518touch-starved autists who have never been with a woman think using anything other than goyflix or whatever dries up a girls pussy
>>217382677>not using the scart plug for some true RGB N64 gaming
>>217384541This, I don't get it, literally never had a problem with that.
>>217384518it's shit borne out of being a lonely loser.they don't use streaming services on a smart TV because that's what their normie bullies from high school use, so they use those shitty streaming sites that shut down every couple months and stream them from their laptop. same thing with the whole "no singles policy" at theaters because they have no friends to go with.
>>217383039Does this make it look and sound better?
>>217384541>>217384611I see. Kind of.
>inserts the bootleg vhs into the tv/vcr combo
>>217384541Fuck off unvirgin
>>217384223>WE HAD STAR FLEETZ N SHEEIT
>>217384401>>217384471>He hasn't kept all his old VHS and DVDs so he can watch his movies the way God intended, unfiltered, unremastered and uncensored.Keep laughing kiddo
don't mind if i do
>>217384892>implying i don't have my VHS and DVD collection, on top of my NAS full of HD moviesyou live like a goy and you're gonna die like a goy
Meanwhile nowadays.
>>217385005I genuinely have no idea how people get any coding done at a place like this. shitposting for 6 hours in complete privacy while telling people I have no time for their calls is a critical part of the process
>>217384939Oh sorry I didn't know that the emperor of nerds was blessing us with his presence, I feel humbled. Please teach us your ways ohhh my digital and cathodic grandmaster.
>>217385092>CathodeNice.
>>217385053Like this. Anyone you see that doesn't look like this isn't trying to work.
>>217385053Looks like some of them are browsing Facebook anyway
>>217383039https://youtu.be/2FnRnKHS5ds?si=vgO2zo2PGUjXrHlX&t=95
>>217384632I doubt it, but look how shiny it is.
>>217385092>buy a NAS>populate it with some hard drives>connect it to your router>set it up>????>profitit's really not difficult, anon
>>217384632No but it helps to prevent the infetterence
>>217385216>Turn on player>Put movie in it>WatchVs>All that shitYeah nah. I'll keep doing it my way, thanks.>>217385233>infetterenceOf the electronic kind I presume
>>217385233>>217385442What the fuck.
>>217384632Yes. All my cables are Monster brand. The guy at Best Buy knows how to hook me up
>>217382677 Yeah that movie that's still in theaters? I got that shit already.
>>217382756>the streams you're looking for on 123 only have shit audio>her when you search on fmovies
>>217382677>composite, component, SCART, and VGA inputs Damn unc got a tv from 2008.
