What movie are you putting on in this situation?
>>217384427would you take 10 million dollars or the opportunity to be in this room, refill these guy's drinks, bring them snacks and be Elon's ashtray?
No one in that picture actually enjoys movies or art
I would take the hit, but whatever distracts them long enough is fine.
>>217384427chlorine gas: the film
>>217384477>choose second option>bring a tape recorder>"what's up, fellow billionaires? rape any children lately? I know I have!">use the blackmail to get rich myselfI'll also get some taekwondo classes to protect myself against assassination attempts
I remember pouring Elon a glass of wine at a friend's house in SF after another mutual friend's wedding in 17'. I was decanting another, he didn't want to wait "honey badger drinks when he wants" I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am…
why is it old zuck and not new zuck?
>I just need to grab something from the kitchen, be right back
Ernest Goes to Africa
>>217384584>honey badger drinks when he wants
Eyes Wide Shut and I watch their reactions.
>>217384556theyd just have you killed
>>217384427Spiderman (2002) in 480p
>>217384699did you miss the taekwondo detail you illiterate peasant?
https://youtu.be/XgDG_wc19aUThis in repeat, and I look in their eyes and say "that's yous soon, fellas"
>>217384720I am the guy you are replying to, oh shit your right, sorry about that i am also an idiot btw
>>217384427Damn those leather jackets are cool.
>>217384427Fortress (1992) starring Christopher Lambert
>>217384899know your place, scum
>>217384477>take 10 million>buy stocks and crypto, 10x it to 100 million >repeat>now I have a billion dollars>invite them over for kino night on my private yacht
>>217384427All that’s missing is Steve Jobs :(
>>217384672Best reply in the whole thread
>>217384720Nta, but you're an idiot. Your "martial art" is fake and only works with a willing partner.
>>217385073>serve them drinks in my maid outfit>have them fuck my tight feminine bussy
>>217384672>>217385089These off-putting tech nerds would never get invited to a real old money orgy, and it's unironically something they would like.
>>217385093what a tough thing to say behind a computer screen god knows how many miles out of range from these murderlegs, brah
>>217384672>I-IS THAT ADULTS HAVING A CONSENSUAL SEX WITH MASKS ON?!?!?MY MIND IS BRRRRREAKIIIIIIING!
>>217385093Oh? Whats your current address, If I am within bus distance we can settle this.
>>217386168>Whats your current addressSame as youre mom's adress.
Think of all the great Taekwondo champions in UFC history. Oh wait
>>217386563>UFCShort for Ultra Faggots Congregation lmao
i invited them as a joke i had no idea they'd all show up
sausage party
>>217384427Snakes on a Plane
putting on every inch of that room being covered in blood and bone and viscera in the next five seconds
>>217386875zuck will fuck you
>>217384427blacked raw
>>217384427Black Mirror: Bandersnatch and I tell them we are going for all the endings. I regularly misclick the dialogue options and we’re stuck rewatching the same scenes. I don’t allow any of them to use the internet to streamline the process.
Zeitgeist is the only option, I would also punch one of them in the mouth but I am not sure who to pick, maybe not zuck because he trains mma
>>217384672>they all say it before the old man does
>>217384584this lives rent free in my head
>>217384584Lmaoooo
>>217384427I only know Elon, Zuck and Benzos. I'm guessing one of the guys with glasses is Bill Gates? Anyway I'd just put on some early Seagal kino because that's what I want to watch and if they don't like it they can fuck off out of my house.
>>217384427Goldeneye
>>217384427Scat Gay Porn
>>217384427Is this the pre-flight meeting to Epstein island?
>>217384427Nice random bed.
>>217388475it's AI, retardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UwwHyohIzM
>>217384427Imagine how much better the world would be, at least short term, with a molotov cocktail right in there.
reminder anything but apple is poor and pozzed
>>217384427Gay porn then watch them fuck each other (like it must happen irl wink wink)
>>217385512So the gay mexican twink has actually managed to convince his """""""""""""nazi"""""""""""" followers that illuminati jew sex parties are hecking based?
>>217384672Based.
>>217388523so much hacks in one picture i think i just got a virus
1984https://youtu.be/djx5i7nNZ-Y
