HBO needs to produce a sequel to the Sopranos. If I had full creative control I'd write it like this:>Takes place in 2026 New Jersey>AJ Soprano is now the "big boss man" in command of everything>AJ is miraculously twice as successful at the job than Tony ever was>Somehow, Chris Moltisanti has returned... A callback to his Cleaver film>Chris claims Satan let him out of Hell on an important mission cause as much possible damage to the NJ Italian community>Chris cripples AJ with insanity along with blinding and castrating him>Donald Trump is a character, played by Alec Baldwin or whoever wants the role>The Mafia is in a brutal civil war spawned solely from TDS amongst the 2020s made men>Every gang member on the show is afraid to mention who they voted for>Anytime somebody dares mention who they voted for they quickly get whacked>Character who mention they did not vote also get whacked asap>Hesh Rabkin is a MAJOR character. Perhaps even the main character?>It's revealed Hesh molested both of Tony Soprano's sisters in an alarming flashback scene in the 1960s>Hesh's main multi-season arc involves him panicking in terror that he will be named in the Epstein files>The Mafia refuses to help Hesh even after being offered $750,000,000 dollars because they say they lack the resources to solve Hesh's dilemma. It is simply a problem above their paygrade. The mob wants to help Hesh but CAN'T DO SHIT!>In the final episode Hesh manages to kill Melania, Usha, JD Vance and President Trump in a secret Mara-Lago meeting with a single shotgun blast using a high-tech explosive 20 gauge round>This assassination proves to be a short-sighted desperate gambit which completely fails to redeem Hesh from his inevitable fate>Hesh Rabkin is promptly eliminated at age 99 by Secret Service agents, getting shot over 245 times in the goriest bloody mess HBO has ever put to filmDoes this sound like a TV show normies would enjoy watching? Should I join the Hollywood Writer's Guild?
>>217385832Chris Moltisanti moves to Stars Hollow, where he begins to extort Luke's Diner and recruits Jess as his associate. After they put a hit out on Dean, Chris introduces Rory and Lorelai to heroin. In multiple scenes, Rory is totally naked, often with no dialogue, just walking around the house.
>>217385832>Between Season’s 1 & 2, Meadow decides to travel to every country in the world in order to have unsimulated lesbian sex with a woman in that country.>Every episode is her arriving to a country, finding a girl, 2 minutes of small talk followed by 40 minutes of lesbian sex.
>>217386143As an Italian, Meadow is more likely than not to have pussy hair, and even butt crack hair. Hard pass.
>>217386170It’s nice to know you people are unkempt savages still, even after thousands of years of “civilization”.
>>217386170A popular fan theory is Meadow Soprano is not actually Tony's daughter at all. It's not spelt out directly in the show (at least not in a way that felt forced down the viewer's throat) but think about it, why would they require a Jewish actress to play the offspring of two Italian Catholics? Not to mention she's the biggest SJW in the franchise. She's almost certainly a half-bred bastard imo and the show writers need to comment on this theory if they haven't done so alreadyThe real question is who was Meadow's real father?
>>217386284>TONY! Get real. This barbaric demon forced his daughters shave their pussies! You okay with this perversion?>Worse even! Mario ordered his poor girls to shave their ass cracks!>But they're literally still children, Tony!>WHAT KIND OF CRUEL FATHER DOES SICK SHIT LIKE THAT!? Do we not live in a civilized society? It disgusts me!!>I don't give a fuck if he's your top earner! I'll whack him myself with or without your blessing damnit!>We have a code! We work with respectable gentlemen! We do not work with deranged circus monkeys!! JESUS FUCK TON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMOKING!? Crack? MJ? Meth? PCP? All of the above?>Okay well how would you feel if Carmela shaved Meadows naughty parts? HUH?>Oh suddenly it's an intolerable sin? Suddenly you'd decapitate your own wife in such a hypothetical? Interesting>LICK MY FARTING FUCKING ASSHOLE, TONY! You better start sleeping with one eye open you evil heartless pervert!>As far as the boys and me are concerned? You make Vito look like a pure sinfree saint! That's the scale, T>Shaving pussies of your loved ones is WORSE than being king f'ing faggot!>I know you know that!>Fuck you Tony! I quit! I hate spineless hypocrite cumstains like you! I WANT NO PART OF YOUR OPERATION! Goodbye! FAREWEL! BON VOYAGE! HAVE FUN 69'ING SATAN FOR ALL ETERNITY IN HELL, FREAK!
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Just remake Baby's Day Out but with a 1 to 1 perfect CGI Hesh as the baby
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>>217386933Realistically what would happen if Tony shaved Meadow's vag? You're saying nobody would whack him?
