She is 29 years old in real life with nipple piercings, a kid and a divorce. Who thought it was a good idea to cast her as cherished and beloved video game character Lara Croft?
Feminists
>>217385944Classic Lara was canonically 28 in TR1 and got older with each sequel.
>>217386078Shut up
>>217386116You keep you mouth shut until you've actually played the original Tomb Raider games.
>>217385944>with nipple piercingsIs there... is there proof of this?
>>217385944>Who thought it was a good idea to cast her as cherished and beloved video game character Lara Croft?A flat-chested feminist who hates men, hates attractive women, and especially hates it that men look at attractive women and not her.
>>217386078>>217386161She looked good though is the point
>>217386183Fleabag is a masterpiece, so is Killing Eve.
>>217386236Yeah anything you say is true
>>217386236You are a feminist?
>>217386236Fleabag is just Bojack Horseman for women.
>>217385944The Ozzy Osbourne, the prince of darkness.
>>217385944Crazy that this bitch is still in her 20s--technically. I thought she turned 30 like four years ago or something.
>>217386236Sandra oh is literally painful to look at
>>217385944tomb raider is just an IP people have heard of but never interacted with these days, it's meant to be used for slop like this.
>>217385944What does any of her personal life have to do with acting in a movie?You're just as retarded as the retards saying a gay actor must play a gay character or it's discrimination. Fuck off.
>>217386368She just looks “old.” Like her age doesn’t even matter. But she is only 29 too. Grim. Like she is just invisible.
>>217386515Nah it’s definitely part of casting People look at actors and see their whole life and career in a meta sense whether you like it or not
>>217386515But you have no problem with blackwashing characters. Optics matter. Cope about it. Faggot.
>>217386560If you thought this person >>217386183was going to cast anything that signaled fertility or agreeableness to men you’re insane
>>217385944It could be much worse. Sophie seems like a nice girl. Maybe maisie will make a guest appearance as a troll guarding some treasure.
>>217386589Based
>>217386597She looks ugly on the inside for sure too. >>217386606She has nipple piercings, a kid and a divorce. She is a piece of garbage subhuman, bro. You don’t need to simp. The lara croft pic isnt a turn on at all.
>>217386684Why are you so hung up on nipple piercings? You know they are removable right? Anyways, who would you cast?
>>217386742Subhumans get them. Garbage tier people get them. If I had to pick someone from Hollywood, probably Kate Beckinsale.
>>217386742Crystal Reed was okay. Maybe she is too old now. Angelina Jolie was massive star power. No way any sequels can top it.
>>217386742Hayley atwell
>>217386684If you get nipple piercings, does that mean your kid can't feed as well? That's really sad if so, breast feeding objectively results in smarter people. It should be considered abuse to intentionally do things that hinder that. I get trying and failing, but not even trying cuz you mutilated your nips is sad.
>>217386840Her character in Mission Impossible reeked too much of dei and just for the sake of forcing in female characters. Not her. Fuck her.
>>217386776>Kate Beckinsale.>not garbage tierMight have worked in her underworld days, she weighs like 60 lbs now
She doesn’t seem competent enough to be Lara or an adventurer
>>217386907And Paula Patton wasn’t? Get realHayley is stacked
>>217386908Lara was skinny af in the Tomb Raider Underworld game. Kate Beckinsale can pull it off. Bitch still makes action movies.
>>217386930I hated all the female characters.
>>217386984Based.
>>217386984Based?Rebecca Ferguson is my waifu though
>>217387026A Swede playing a Brit? Have you gone mad?
>>217387026Her stupid upturned snout and snivelly arrogant attitude to Ethan Hunt was a turn off.
>>217386078retards here don't care about accuracy, they want a softcore porno with barely legal girls with big tits and swimsuits
>>217387082She’s only part swedish and she’s beautiful>>217387091I love noses like that and I wish she would act like that to me
>>217387139>t. 35 year old roastie
>>217387139Sophie turner isn’t accurate you monkey brained and pig bodied female virgin
>>217385944That's the build of a woman who might feasibly be able to do up to 10% of what Lara does without being obviously roided up and completely unattractive
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>>217387170She simply isn’t attractive or charismatic enough. And her real life personality is low tier. She is low class stock.
>>217387194people gooned to this
>>217387194sharp boobs, wouldn't bang
>>217385944And she's an awful actor.
>>217387194Why does she seem so much smarter than Sophie ?
I could tell from her late night tv show appearances that she is a piece of garbage. And she married a man that she is clearly not attracted to.Bottom of the barrel type of female.
>tattoos>divorced>alcoholic>nipple piercings>has a kid>29 years old Hell no
>>217385944>Sansa Stark is 29 years oldguys I'm not feeling so good
>>217387541We all feel those grains of sand falling eventually
>>217387541she looks so much older. like 30s
>>217385944>nipple piercingsFuckin' Maisie had a piercing under her upper lip at 16. Hole in her nose. Horrible tattoos.Whoever of you said these two were best friends didn't understand that Sophie was Mophie's worst enemy.
So many loser cuck simp redditors on /tv/No one is posting in here kek
>>217388287White skin ages so poorly and actresses with white skin age poor mentally too. They hit their 30s and love all the dei nonsense.
>>217388292I just posted this >>217388287Only just got here, what's your flavor?You want crewds, lewds, or newds?
>>217388329What? I thought this was a thread about Sophie Turner? She looks amazing for someone who chainsmokes and drinks all day long. That said, her ass is aging poorly. But she's had two kids as per the contractual agreement with the Jonas Estate.
>>217388347Her nudes aren’t that nice. She really peaked at 18.
>>217385944Her Lara Croft news is overshadowing the much weirder news of her Onibaba remake.
>>217388409Gross bro
>>217385944When did men become such pussies?
>>217385944What does a charisma vacuum with the sexual energy of a tree stump have to do with fucking lara croft. And they seriously sit around wondering why movies are fucking dying
>>217388483It took close to 80 years to get here.
>>217388409Lmao>you must this walled to get cast in a feminist ip
>>217388347just post something more interesting than her acting ability which is null and void
>>217388483The nipple piercing has broken them.
>>217388582nah its more like the entire generation of women being about as sexy as a bag of shit with the acting skills to matchFucking brooke shields knew more about sexuality by her first pube than this grown fucking woman literally playing a sex icon
>>217388329youre a fucking brown obsessed moron, please stop fucking posting your delusions about white women
>>217388635This is scientifically proven. Lmao.
>>217387228you probably think feet are sexy because dude are not getting laid so badly they gotta start fapping to cosplayer feet and fucking armpitsId say go fuck yourself but i wouldnt want you to have a stroke
>>217388552This. I looked at the pic and went :|
>>217388644not that anon but explain slav genetics then, those fuckin russian women are adorable til they hit menopause
>>217388635It isn’t a delusion. White actresses/females are known worldwide for aging the worst. Enjoy the expired milk, I guess.
>>217385944>with nipple piercingsFucking hot.
>>217388695Slav genetics? They look like garbage once they hit early 20s. What is there to explain? They age terribly too.
>>217388729I want to Steve O to knock her out. Stupid foid.
>>217388739Oh you are a moron okay, nevermind, carry on
>>217388799Oh you have low standards. Slavs age terribly too. lmao. Where did you get the they age better thing from? They all have hag features by mid 20’s.
>>217386236Fleabag maybe. Killing Eve is good for like four episodes
>>217385944what a fucking awful choice kekomg
>>217385944alsohow many lara croft films do we needthis the 3rd actress right??holy shit
>>217388729giwtwm
She has no hormones going on
>>217385944Why would her personal life cause any issues? Don Bluth is a mormon and still draws hot bitches
>>217386236and yet she was ok with casting sophie turner, who can't act nor has any charisma whatsoever. doesn't seem very smart to me.
>>217388942Still can’t comprehend how she made Fleabag which is absolutely perfect from start to end and after that only shit
>>217389167>female>smartPick one
>>217385944How is she still being casted for anything after how awful she was in got and apocalypse? Her or someone from her camp blackmailed the casting director, that's the only way this happens.
>>217389059Don Bluth? The guy who voiced Roger Rabbit? Wtf r u talking aboutHere's the facts jack: Sophie and Maisie did the scissoring thing while getting high in a bathtub together. Started as a joke. But Maisie just wouldn't stop rubbing nubs. Sophie asked her to "please stop it's not funny anymore", but Maise only grinded harder.
>>217389211> A dry-witted woman, known only as Fleabag, has no filter as she navigates life and love in London while trying to cope with tragedy. The angry, grief-riddled woman tries to heal while rejecting anyone who tries to help her, but Fleabag continues to keep up her bravado through it all. Comic actress Phoebe Waller-Bridge stars as the titular character on the series, which is based on Waller-Bridge's 2013 one-woman show of the same name.PASS.
>>21738924520 and onwards is just downhill for a woman.
>>217385944The previous Lara was a lot better
>>217389290YOU DON'T SAY THATSophie has still got it! Who is Don Bluth? Seriously?
>>217389255Your loss, Fleabag is kino and unironically funny
Love from Khazakstan
series would improve drastically if Maisie showed up as a sidekick and occasionally pinched Lara's butt
>>217389354>dry-witted woman>known Fleabag>has no filter >navigates life aimlessly >cope with tragedy aka baggage>angry, grief-riddled woman >rejecting anyone who tries to help her>continues to keep up her bravado through it all. >Comic actress Phoebe Waller-Bridge. women aren’t funny >one-woman show of the same nameSo many redflags. No thanks. Into the trash.
>>217385944There is literally nothing wrong with her being older. Lara was never meant to be some young inexperienced adventurer. She always knew what she was doing. The only issue is that she doesnt have huge tits.
>>217389465Cope gramps
>>217389406They're not frens anymore. Grew apart. Had different goals:Sophie wanted fortuneMaisie wanted fameLife is like that sometimes.
>>217389503Grim. A females proudest and happiest moments are the ones from they were under 20.
>>217389503They both want youth, not fame and fortune
>>217389604You're giving me that vibe brother.Say what you have to say... /tv/ is a judgement free zone
>>217389627Then it makes sense that Lara's first adventure is the fabled "Fountain of Youth".
>>217389660So they were 18 in these pics?So much more youthfulness and cheeriness in their faces. Now they look look old, pale, dried and lame.
>>217389660They genuinely look like happier people when they are under 20. I wonder what trauma Lara Croft has in the upcoming film.
>>217389696I have no clue their age, I just use my best judgement. You ever hear a movie assassin say,>"No women, no kids."You're the type of assassin that says"Teenagers only."
>>217385944
>>217385944NOOOOOOOOO NOT ME PIERCED NIPPLES
>>217389771yea god forbid we want to see women during theyre best years until life bogs them down. Happens to us, happens to them, let us enjoy cute shit while its cute.
>>217389780holy shit happened the moment she turned 18 too, what the fuck kinda satanist selling your soul shit are we witnessing here
Am I the only one that thinks she looks good?
>>217389429Fleabag is about the human experience in general. But I get it, I also dismissed it for a long time and only watched it two years ago for the first time.
>>217389795Imagine being a baby and your mom high on gummies jams a steel rod piercing into your throat as you breastfeed. Not so COOL now, is it.
>>217389771Nta but I wouldn’t think twice about women or girls
I mentioned it last thread but this bitch has the opposite of Laras lollipop body (skinny petite with a gargantuan head) This chav bitch looks like an upside down corndog, like someone shrunk her head in photoshop somebody shrink her head in Photoshop pls
>>217389826no, but I'm never going to watch a vidya show that isn't TLOU so the marketing is wasted on me.
>>217386236Impressive dog shit take
>>217389842WHOA! So only men? I think you're looking for the "Heated Rivalry" thread. This is "Lara Croft".
>>217389841Pretty sure you can just pop them off.
>>217389855why did you watch TLOU though, genuine question after knowing what druckmann did to the series
Not watching anything with a female lead
>>217389406>be on vacation in bongland>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with gout>follow her for a block>working up courage>gently touch her shoulder"H-hello, I'm Anon. Y-you're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?">she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence"YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!">quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths"FAKKIN ELLI POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu"ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! ΟΙ CARNT READ THIS, I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?">look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script>she shoves her menu at the waiter"I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!""I'm sorry, madam, we don-""I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!">he slinks away without even taking my order>Arya pulis a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at her crotch>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles"JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! ΟΙ LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?">look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Arya is slumped over the table>raped to death by Pakis
>>217389826No, I genuinely like it as well. I’m ready to give her a shot. And she’ll be the first on screen Lara who’s actually English.
>>217389771I would not think twice about women
