>you gotta move to Texas bro
i still can't believe how hard he sold out. fucking coward won't talk about trump and epstein anymore which throws the entire reason he made it out of the window. fucking coward
>>217385962the last thing I'd want to do if I found a decent place to live is turn on a megaphone and talk about how great it is
Is America really THIS badass? Do y'all just shoot it the fuck up? The heroin?
>>217386013this
>>217385962Texas? You mean New India?
>>217385962>desert>all the fresh water dried up long ago>inside huge apocalyptic vulcano's instant kill zone>mexicans galore>obesity capital>taxes only slightly lower than elsewhere>"it's a trad paradise bro libtards hate it"
>>217386013I live a medium sized midwestern city that has perpetual little brother syndromepeople constantly talking about how we need downtown stadiums and venues and other dumb shit so we can finally be considered a "real" city, while simultaneously bragging to everyone that can hear about how cheap it is to live here and how good our schools arefast forward ten years and thousands of coastals have fled here to take advantage of our low COL and they're fucking up the housing market, and the people who previously sang our city's praises are all crying as they're getting priced out of their quirky midtown neighborhoods
>>217386009>I cant believe it>sobs>my eceleb man>breaks down>how could this happen?Faggot
>>217386009Hes a comedic and broadcasting and conversational genius though so cucklet chuddies like you will just have to keep seething.
>>217386182>inside huge apocalyptic vulcano's instant kill zoneisn't that California?
>>217385962But I don't like humidity
>>217385962this guy and Elon are the soul reason why urban life in Texas have gotten worse for the past few years
>>217386108are you attending a sleepover you better not be
>>217386013>>217386070In terms of real estate that's how you pump up property value
>>217386966yes, all the people from up North amd on the coast came into Texas but, not to be cowboys. They flooded into the cities, crowding the highways and schools, driving the rent up, taking the jobs
>>217386261What do you have against punctuation?
>>217386009what? he "made it" because he was always the first to sell out his "brand" to more and more corporate shills. the glowies came later
itt: SEETHING pedestrians
>>217386182>dude it's the capitol of freedom>wtf is that weed? are you smoking pot? JAIL JAIL FOR YOU
>>217386009>believing anything a talking head on tv says about themselves or their political stance>everTrump is a lifelong democrat who spent decades hanging out with the exact same liberal pedophile city slickers that how voters screech about. People who do not understand that television is not real life should be euthanized. You're on the level of a toddler.
Civvies unable to handle a stone cold comedy killer. A fucking samurai of sass.
>>217387240thc and cannibis is legal my guy
>>217387267>that how voters screech aboutsaaarrrr
>>217385962>Television and Film
>>217387277>joe rogan has no cultural imp-
>>217387267hes a kike puppet
non-murifat and honestly had never even heard of Austin until he moved there and was banging on about it so muchthought Houston was the main city in Texasmaybe Dallas from that retarded 80s show but .. 'Austin' ?
>>217385962>the guy claims to be 6'5"
>>217385962>>217386013Retards. He's buddies with Peter Thiel and all of those silicon valley techbros. They've been pushing to expand their company offices into Texas and fill them with jeets for the past 10 years. Rogan is one of their "fellow goys" that take your hand and calmly lead you to your Californization willingly.
>>217385962Gen-X are 10x worse than boomers and I'm sick of pretending like they're not
>>217387436>own half of the wealth boomers do>don't take to the internet to complain because they're too busy being gainfully employed and not leeches off the state>raised their kids right, unlike boomers (proof: millennials)>aren't the biggest propaganda suckers to have ever walked the earthnah boomeroid, boomers will always reign supreme when it comes to being selfish assholes
>>217387436>>217387488Gen X would've been the generation to save us all if only boomers hadn't crippled them for life.That lost generation is why boomers weren't replaced when they got old like every generation before them.Generations talk is almost always dumb and cringe but in this instance it applies.
>>217387389its the city in Texas people move to when they want to live in Texas, but not really live in Texas
>>217386182all this, and being the Brampton of America.
>>217385962I want to live in Nevada with the desert and the aliens.
>>217387608do they get harsh winters?
>>217386182>take land from mexico>be surprised there's Mexicans in it
The place with the biggest growth of muslim immigrants and mosques in America?
>>217385962Austin is ruined by progressives now, totally littered with druggie homeless that weren't there before. A famous park with hiking trail now has homeless camps + FULL OF TRASH. Hiking is GONE. And city wants to start a place to give them free drugs ("harm reduction"), across the street from schools!
>>217388929Jeets took over. Unlike most groups, they're PROUD of unintelligible.
>>217389001Jeets aren’t muslims but they also moved there yes
>Bro you gotta hear this AI 50 Cent song
>>217385962After the illegals, I think we should target drug users next. Who is with me?
>>217385962gen x are fucking filth, especially this 5'2 chode with lungs
>>217387722Vegas here. No better place on Earth but the summers are a doozy until you get uses to them.
>>217387878No it's 60-90F year long, it's like a drier version of Los Angeles, that's why so many Californians move there
>>217389259can't we just arrest and deport anyone we come across in the street? think of the efficiency savings.
>>217389708What kind of glowie shitpost is this Everywhere in Texas is unlivable 5 months out of the year from the heat + humidity. May-September is high 90s average. Hits a lot hotter than that. Source: actually live here
>>217387643*BRAPton of America
