>Sophie Turner as LARA CROFT, a thrill-seeking archaeologist and adventurer.
she's hot
>Jason Isaacs as ATLAS DeMORNAY, Lara’s uncle.
>Martin Bobb-Semple as ZIP, Lara's tech support and friend.
>Jack Bannon as GERRY, Lara’s personal pilot and snack collector.
>Bill Paterson as WINSTON, the Croft family's loyal butler.
>>217386656you gay if you wouldn't
>August Wittgenstein as LUKAS, is an illegal raider who shares history with Lara in more ways than one.
>Sasha Luss as SASHA, a fierce, deeply competitive new adversary of Lara’s.
>Celia Imrie as FRANCINE, the Head of Advancement at the British Museum, focused solely on raising funds and glasses of champagne.
>Juliette Motamed as GEORGIA, a devoted, by-the-books curator at the British Museum, dedicated to the proper preservation of history.
>>217386656Looks like a man trying hard to be a woman.
>John Heffernan as DAVID, an exhausted government official who finds himself tangled up in Lara's unusual world.
>Paterson Joseph as THOMAS WARNER, a senior government official brought in to clean up an almighty mess.
>Sigourney Weaver as EVELYN WALLIS, a mysterious, high-flying figure who is keen to exploit Lara's talents.
>>217386656the glasses do it for me
>>217386656>hot>looks like the character (no lame "realistic" redesign)>not a brown ugly dykebased, woke is officially dead
They should have give Keeley Hawes a role in this show as a nod to her voicing Lara for the longest period.
>>217386668>>217386756>>217386986>>217386987I like how you had to make a third thread and quickly say this because the others are making fun of the casting If she was hot we would say so and you wouldn’t have to convince us
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>217387135Huh?
>>217387158>he did the thing
>>217387188Oh i get it this is a bot.
>>217387173
>>217386656Solid cast outwith Lara herself. I might actually have half a hope of it being decent if it wasn't written by the franchise slayer.
>>217387196See you next thread!
>>217387195Heh. Watch this.
>>217387173HELLO HELLO, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
>>217387255Phoebe Waller-Bridge wasn't involved with the writing of Indiana Jones 5
>>217386827>>217386856Lara Croft doesn't give a shit about "archeological" things going to a British museum. She wants them going into her house>LARA CROFT, a thrill-seeking archaeologist and adventurerThe series is called TOMB RAIDER. She steals shit from Tombs. In fact she's even stolen shit right out of museums
>>217386656>ugly librarian lady >takes off glasses and unties hair IS NOW HOT?!?!
>>217387340It's actually called Womb Raider
im supposed to be outraged by this!
>>217387340i don't think we know what her relationship to these characters will be. Celia Imrie played a villain in Doctor Who and did a really good job of it so i imagine her character will wind up having some competing interest for artifacts or will try to steal Lara's.
>>217387321She didn't write Solo either but her contribution still made it at least 20% more intolerable than it should have been.
>Awkwafina as THE CELESTIAL, a sassy priestess in a mysterious sex-cult hoping to use an ancient artefact. Is she friend or foe?
>Steve-O as Whitemale Badguy
>>217387340Who says Lara Croft will work with the British Museum?
>>217387382fat
>>217387321She's the writer of the first series of Killing Eve and the Cuba scenes in No Time to Die, good enough for you?
>>217386656Too flat
>>217387427True.
>>217387359>YES im vaccinated>>217387451 No time to die isn’t good at all
>>217387379Isaacs, Imrie, Paterson, Weaver and Joseph are all effortlessly great. They'll either carry the show or shine a big spotlight on just how bad Sophie is.
>>217387479>No time to die isn’t good at allWorst Columbo episode by far
>>217387472>doz THIGHS
>>217387173Oh God.
>>217387549how did they get away with it
>>217387264As much attention as you want anon. Just reply we're here for (you)! ;)
>>217386656It's sad that women don't seem to realize that working out is good BUT being lean to the point you have abs showing it not a good look. Keep the body fat and enjoy you body having more curves because the extra muscle mass
>>217387645Sophie Turner has never had curves and women don't care about what (you) think of their looks.
>>217387288I had no idea about her having nipple piercings. Gross. I feel like Ace Ventura when he worked out who Sean Young really was now.
>>217387479*dies of polio*
>>217387135what the fuck are you talking about, brother?
>>217387630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw5vFEr4UKA
>>217387783The person who made the show, nigger
>>217387340>She steals shit from Tombs. In fact she's even stolen shit right out of museumsIn the original series? I played all the games and don't remember this.
>>217386656>AmazonI ignore anything shat by that forsaken company.
>>217387698Oh they actually care so much that they want such opinions censored But you’re right she has a ugly body
>>217386656literal tranny's in cosplay in porn have better lara costumesthey need they take whatever the fuck (((hollywood))) is smoking to make them think that looks good off the streets
>>217388007post literally 5
>>217387937>>217387997Compare these two
>>217386656It should have been Daddario
>>217388023reddit is down the hall and to the leftyour paid advertising posts will get better engagement there rajeesh
>>217388179i just wanted some tranny porn man...
