>only gets parts because he is attractive
applies to the majority of actors desu
but he's been a greasy bloatlord since his mid 30s and he's doing his best work yet
>attractiveel oh el
>>217388037*was attractive 30 years ago
Those girls that hang around him just want to get knocked up and get on the 18 year payment plan. The woman that got knocked up by 80 something Al Pacino gets 90k a month.
>>217388037He also tries hard and is surprisingly cheap to cast for an A-lister
>>217388323He's so popular and hot, why does he surround himself with these 6/10 women?
>>217388097>>217388136>>217388147You guys don't understand the female gaze.
>>217388417they under estimate the bean flick
i met him once he was really charismatic and he sucked my cocked and tongued my asshole
>>217388387its his form of charity
>>217388037Lol he is not good looking at all. You are a woman who wants his money or a gay man.
His little conversation gif from this years golden globes was the first time it clicked that hes like extremely charismatic
>>217388564Whenever I see him on the red carpet he seems like a performative douche with zero self awareness
>>217388529And Elon Musk is a loser and Jeff Bezos is bad with money or something, we know
>>217388037i literally think he is the greatest comedic actor of the last two decades, which is funny since he's never actually been in a comedy
>>217388037yes, hello
>>217389000They are. They're propped up. Bezos pays zero taxes, you numbskull. Same with the wannabe antichrist elon.
>>217388037He looks too skinny and balding in that video where his manners and way of communicating confirm that he’s gay
>>217388037>was attractive When did he get the fat face? I remember him still looking good in The Departed and that was 06.
>>217388323>never married>no kids (legitimate or illegitimate)>only short term relationships with A listers>despite being 'swarmed' by young golddiggers looking to get knocked up for the paycheck not a single one has been impregnated yetHe's as zesty as a glass of lemon juice anon
>>217389112hes part russian.
>>217388037He hasn't been attractive for about two decades
>>217389140Ya just know he got tossed around by predators during his childhood. Kinda sad. Probably what got him the Oscar, too.
>>217389825When is the cut off? The Departed? Stutter Island?
>>217388037He's such a shit actor considering his decades of experience.Tbh he only got worse the more he acted.
>>217388037Seeing him interacting with Teanna Taylor at the Golden Globes made me realise how ugly he is now. Decades of alcohol and drug abuse take their toll.
>>217388037His face is too bloated now. Brad mogged him hard in OUATIH, stole the movie.
>>217388387He's contractually obliged to.It's part of his job.
>>217388037He has always been good at the job. One of his first roles was as a retard in 'what's eating Gilbert grape?' and he was very convincing.
>>217391338He's deliberately destroying his looks. He wants to be perceived as a serious actor, not a pretty boy from Titanic. Nicholson is his idol and who he aspires to become (and is failing miserably).
