What are your expectations for The Batman Part II?
>and also...
it will be just as big of a wasted opportunity as 1
Hopefully shorter and better
>>217388959probably gonna be pretty good for the most part, but hope reeves tone down the monologues and i dont want to see a robin of any kind
>>217388959it's a damn shame we live in the woke era, that's all i'm gonna say about it.
>>217388959that it's goodriddler was a bit over the top especially at the end but idm the more 'realistic' villains if they're doing that again>>217389813also this, no robin
>>217388959she looks like one of my coworkers
>>217390578pics of her pussy?
Disappointment because of ugly catwoman and they made The Riddler a weak bitch who didn't kill enough people in the first.
>>217390189wrong cold weather maskstupid foid
>>217390590bunkr.cr/a/JgGAnXxl
>>217390762whoa
>>217390635what a fag
>>217391108Yeah she’s such a fag for that one lol
>>217388959>be me>watch “the batman”>3 hours of wet asphalt and sad boy eyeliner>movie thinks it’s zodiac>actually just a true crime podcast with a cowl>pattinson batman isn’t intimidating>he’s a depressed reddit mod with gadgets>every time he’s supposed to look cool the movie undercuts it>wingsuit scene looks like a go-pro fail compilation>batmobile literally has erectile dysfunction>riddler turned into a livestream incel>not clever, not scary, just a twitch chatter with bombs>plot pretends to be a detective story>batman solves almost nothing that matters>the case solves itself while he stares at crime boards>bella “real” is a thesis statement, not a person>name might as well be “correct opinion woman”>catwoman exists to lecture bruce about race hustler empathy>reduced to an exposition microwave with forced emotional beat>movie keeps telling you it’s “mature”>really just allergic to fun and afraid of myth, because “that’s Snyder incel shit”>no sexual energy>no competence fantasy>just trauma journaling with better lighting>final message:>“fear bad, hope good”>wow thanks christopher nolan for toddlers>cinematography is ai wallpaper set to “David fincher night rain”>score is nothing>everything else is Netflix vibes prestige cosplay>it’s not bold>it’s batman for people embarrassed by batman>3/10>long, wet, and emotionally neutered
>>217388959More edge kinoMore dark and slimy GothamMore grisly crime and rotten underbellyMore penguinoMore batmobileMore hope-kinoLess goofy rata alada bullshit plot stuffLess ugly Catwoman (though desu she killed the role, just force her to grow her hair out or something)Less runtimeSome kind of social development trading some parts of teeenage edge Batman to suave billionaire batmanNo barry keoghan as joker (frankly no joker at all)
>>217391422>alfred reduced to an exposition microwave with forced emotional beatFixedFuck my life
>>217391422>>every time he’s supposed to look cool the movie undercuts itOut of everything you've said, this is the only thing that's true. Why show the wingsuit once and have him fuck it up on that one run? In Batman Begins, he fucks up, improves and does it successfully next time. Minor criticism.
>>217390189Woke era? Nigga have you spent 5 minutes on literally any platform? We’re in the most hostile racist, xenophobic, homophobic, misogynistic era since the 1800s man lmao you been living under a rock? She’s got sweet tits tho
>>217391516Yes 4chan is the only place with free speech left because it’s the woke eraYour post is so dumb it proved what you were trying to argue against
>>217391516“mean posts on tiktok” isnt a cultural era, dumbass. power is who gets hired, who gets greenlit, who gets awards, and who gets fired for wrongthink. slurs in comment sections are free. studio HR and press leverage arent. and “most hostile since the 1800s” is peak zoomer ahistorical larp.
>>217388959It will be more boring brooding Nirvanaman. I don't care at all unless they do something interesting.
>>217391516do the blacks know you say nigga despite being white?
>>217388959Wasn't it the one with Catwoman and Penguin?
