wtf
>>217392111Are you really as good as they say you are?
>m4 carbine with a red dot sightNot what I'd associate with a sniper. But I guess you could snipe with that. I dunno, I've never been a soldier.
>>217392276Stop nitpicking, anon. He’s watching your six
>>217392111Van dam. Not you know, Van Damme.
>>217392276he only snipes TWICE in the film because he legit sits on his ass mumbling 90% through the film
Isn't Seagal a dual citizen of Russia so he can pump out a few shitty movies for them every year to launder money for the Russian mob?
>>217392111When is the sequel coming out?
>>217392111Two day special operation?
as usual cumtown made just about every joke you can squeeze out of this seagal's fat ass about this movie.sniper special ops from a lazy boy recliner
>>217392111Seagal was instrumental in the capture of Madman Maduro
>>217393770>seagal betrayed maduroDamn, what a twist.
>>217392111Aka Fatty Magoo sits in a chair bc he is too tubby to stand.Seagal is a caricature of the kind of pathetic high school boys who would use the word “badass”.
>>217392111>he’s watching your sixI’ll bet he is. Been a while since fatboy got any action. I didn’t know Seagal was an old chinese man…. oh wait nevermind he’s just so fat his eyes won’t open.Van Damme had charm and good looks even if he was a ballet-dancing fairy. Seagal was always a no-personality, boring mop in a bucket with a face drawn on, and i never understood why anyone let him be in movies.
>>217393951The first movies he made are action movies classics and his style of fighting was something never seen before.
>this threadHoly fucking reddit. We love Seagal here.
>>217392111Why is he playing an American soldier?
>>217393951>i never understood why anyone let him be in movies.Iirc, two kikes made a bet with one claiming to be able to turn anyone into a movie star, and the other going "ok. This guy. Steven Segall. Make him a star."
>>217393810Almost as cool as when Sean Penn helped bag la Chapo.
In every Seagal thread there's always an Australian anon who shares his dad's collection of pirated Steven Seagal movies and iirc a couple from Blockbuster that he never returned. If you're reading this please post it
>>217394203He is a real life double agent, working undercover for the CIA. His cover is as an actor
>>217392111https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4
>>217392111How much did Seagal weigh in this movie?
>>217394419The asian connection was one i kind of liked.
