Is this the biggest lie ever told to mankind?
>>217393907Its not called jew park
>>217393907No, Avatar was
>>217394019Avatar is based on a true story.
>>217393907To what lie are you referring?
>>217394387dinosaurs arent real
>>217394387That the park was doomed to fail. They would have gotten it right eventually. The indomitable human spirit always wins out, especially over dumb fucking dinosaurs.
>>217394405Kek, yeah you are right. The biggest thing is they would have the proper guns to put one down in a few shots if they needed to. Humans wouldn’t be limp wristed trying to control one’s with a cattle prop
>>217394405This
>>217394392>Your brain on jewish fairytales.
>>217394454>rhat fucking scene in jurassic park 2 with all those guys armed to the teeth with rifles running away from a t rex>can hear some shoot but just 'miss'lmao
>>217394405The inevitable failure of Jurassic Park was always downstream of what the story and themes were all about, which was much more focused on the idea that there doesnt exist any complex system thats perfect, regardless of how much you think you have complete control. Whether it's because of faulty assumptions, human error or judgement, or just flat out unexpected factors your neat ordered pattern will fall into disarray in some form without being able to adapt. Thats a pretty common link in much of Chritons work
why did the park only have like 5 people working there?
>>217394616Because Hammond wanted to have a highly automated system so he could cut costs
>>217394616wasn't officially open I guess. But I've seen more fucking security at the san diego zoo
>>217394616They'd evacuated most of the staff before the storm.
>>217394616They kept a skeleton crew for the purpose of keeping the necessary parts of the park running for Grant and co. over the weekend while the rest of the staff got shore time in Costa Rica. Did you just forget about all the staff that were there before the tour started?
>>217393907It’s one of them, for sure. Holohoax is right next to it.
>>217394616Most companies could function with 5 smart people. 99% of jobs are make-work jobs.
>>217394807Imagine being this dense
>>217394392>>217394405Were you there? No? Then shut the fuck up
If dinosaurs aren't real and any interpretation of them is basically just an artist's imagining, then I choose to believe that they all looked like they did in Jurassic Park.
>>217395003scratch a conspiracy theorist and you'll find a creationist
>>217394795>Same-facing this hard.This image upsets me.
>>217393907Yes, I was so disappointed when I found out Jurassic Park wasn't real I cried for weeks. I'm still angry.
>>217394387That OP's mom took him to see it because she loved him. The reality has ruined the movie for him.
>>217395260When I needed a model to reference the JP uniforms I stood in the light of discovery and decided to act. An anime tomboy milf was the only logical option. I'm sure you can understand.
>>217395377>I'm sure you can understand.Sure, but you could at least change up the hair, like the handler and the vet having short hair, I get, but admin at least should have long hair.
>>217395471Lucky for you I thought of this as well.
>>217395499Yes, cute!
>>217394795>nice cock bro
>>217394405they were retarded they could have waited a while before trying to run the park. they didn't need rails and cars they could have used helicopters even have landing sites designed that no dinosaur could get up there to view them. they could have made even more money using their dropping as potential fertilizers and their blood and organs for science, heck they could even just add cameras all over the park and sell the documentaries to whoever with no casualties ever being possible
>>217394616I wish you were dead.
>>217395004OP destroyed
