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Why does left not work but right does?

I guess she is a natural blonde so it looks uncanny
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i wonder what the difference is ...
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>>217394070
I can think of two large, round reasons.
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>>217394070
I can give you two reasons.
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>>217394070
Lara has huge tits. The one on the left is practically flat. They are going out of their way to stop Lara from being a sex symbol like she used to be. Fuck jewywood.
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>>217394070
She's missing tits and lips. If left had bigger tits and lips it'd be perfect.
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>>217394070
bad lighting,
shorts too long
glasses too big
armpits shaven
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>>217394070
Angelina's gross sorry, and she's wearing padding under that shirt.
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>>217394070
Lara Croft is a character known for having large breasts. No matter how much time passes, no matter how much retards complain and try to hide and change that fact it will always be the case.
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>>217394987
But uncle, Lara Croft has not had notably large breasts in fifteen years.
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>>217395035
Tomb Raider Underworld was 2008 so longer than that.
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>>217394070
Jolie is as shit an actress as she is a human being.
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>>217394070
Look at left from another angle
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>>217394070
What's known as "woke" is rooted in cultural Neomarxism. Basically, the male gaze, the beauty standard, the patriarchy, White privilege, etc., EVERYTHING in culture is predicated on White Colonialism and thus it must be sneakily infiltrated, subverted, and ultimately annihilated.

Left is trying to make Lara Croft look like a dude.
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>>217394070
Neither works, both look like men
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>>217394983
So what if she wears padding? Tobey Maguire wore a mask with padding when he played spiderman. It helped to shape his head and make it look more like comic book spiderman. Same deal with Angelina and Lara Croft. And the Rock is wearing a body suit in the upcoming live action Moana film, too.

I will happily accept fake tits if it makes an actress look the part.
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>>217395367
where did that one get released? i only see the main one on the amazon press site
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Angelina literally wore padding to make her tits look bigger. Because Laura is coomer bait and her games suck so the only way to lure in boys is with her big titties
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>>217394070
Angelina always looked bogged as shit and I'm tired of everyone just living in a weird delusion where she is hot.
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>one looks like a tranny
>the other one looks like a woman
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>>217394070
sick of these fucking scraggly dry looking 'fit' bodies that come from the actresses doing 'training'. the most recent movie lara, rey, this one.
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>>217394070
tits doesn't matter as much as hourglass silouette vs that straight sides shit



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