You're forced to pick 4 movies from the Criterion Closet. What do you pick?
Toy StoryGochiusa:My dear sisterK-on the movieTaxi driver
like i have even the slightest idea of what movies are part of it
>>217394926Home AloneGayniggers From Outer SpaceLolita Vibrator TortureDawn of the Dead (Zack Snyder)
Blade Runner 2049GoodfellasMatrixToy Story 2 or the first Winnie the pooh movie
>>217394926Nashville, Eric Rohmer's Six Moral Tales, The Complete Jacques Tati, and The Before Trilogy
>>217394926Pink FlamingosSaloBlue is the Warmest ColorFast Times at Ridgemont High
>>217394926The Killer (1989)Hard BoiledRoboCopKicking and Screaming
>>217394959One thing I’ll never understand about this generation is the amount of pride some of you mongoloids take in not knowing things. It’s some serious clown world shit, absolutely mind boggling
1 of Fincher, Tarrantino, and Scorcesse and Napoleon Dynamite
>>217395098>the first Winnie the pooh movieCriterion doesn't have anything that kino
>>217394926Antz Bugs lifeBee movieHoney I shrunk the kids Shrimps is bugs
four copies of whatever the most expensive item is
How does this work? I've only watched two of these videos on youtube and each time it seems like there's only a handful of movies to choose from. Do the actors pretend they're looking for movies when they were pre-chosen beforehand?
Godzilla 4k, Jacky Chan Box Set, Do the Right Thing, Godzilla vs. Biollante
>>217394926Three Fantastic Journeys by Karel ZemanPolice Story / Police Story 2Hedwig and the Angry Inch
>>217395038I want every guest to pick Gayniggers and only that movie. Imagine how fast that segment would end
The Rock Armageddon Le SamouraiThe Silence of the Lambs
>>217395161you're saying it as if knowing about this pseud collection is something to be proud of
>>217395211Oh I forgot one. I guess Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
The ones with highest re-sell value
>>217394926face of anotherranhigh and lowthe human condition
so like they just give free blu-rays to rich people?
>>217394926the most expensive looking box sets
Cannon & Ball's Boys in BlueTenue de soiréeFreejackL'Attaque des Clones
>>217395195Yes, they pick them beforehand. Most of the time you see the movies they picked already pulled halfway off the shelf so they can spot them easily.
>>217395720I would just start dumping the shelves into a giant tote bag with that look on my face that Norm MacDonald had when he was stuffing his face with fried chicken like he was famished. Then when they tried to stop me I'd shout, "YOU SAID I COULD TAKE WHATEVER I WANT! YOU SAID I COULD TAKE WHATEVER I WANT! YOU GUYS ARE LIARS!"
>>217394926An American Tail 1-4.
>>217394926Lady SnowbloodKwaidanTime BanditsWar and Peace
>>2173949263 Kubricks+Citizen Kane
>>217396033oh okay. It makes sense why they'd do it. I don't like it though. I don't like the little 'let me pretend I'm looking through all these movies to find ones I like' thing. Very dishonest, very Jewish.
>>217394926The Thief and the Cobbler: Recobbled CutAladdin 1992Kimba the White LionThe Lion King 1994BONUS FILM: Song of the South
>>217394926The GunfighterRed RiverThe Ranown WesternsPeeping Tom
>>217394926The KillerLost HighwayCureDressed to Kill
>>217394926Ive already torrented all the criterion releases i want. Nice try criterion!
>>217394926I'm taking the first four Kurosawa films I see and making everyone listen to me talk about Kurosawa. Not doing some performative variety selection to show how interesting I am.
>>217394926Revenge of the CreatureRevenge of the NerdsRevenge of the Nerds IIRevenge of the Jedi
>>217394926Ernest Goes to CampErnest Saves ChristmasErnest Goes to JailErnest Goes to Africa
>>217396785> Not doing some performative variety selection to show how interesting I am.And you go with Kurasawa? Unless you're Japanese, you're performing for me right now
>>217394926>Criterion Closethttps://youtu.be/YUou0rghddc
