>"this car is almost as big as Al's mom!">"Or as we in the solid waste industry call it: Al's moms stomach." "And here on tool time this Earth day, Al's mom will be visiting to change the orbit." >"Al's mom is a lot like a shop vacuum: big, fat, floppy and sucks anything, whether it's on the floor or in your pants">"Al, your mother is so big, I can't even find her vagina without a map, so we'll be testing this new GPS device today to see if we can finally find out what's between your mother's massive ass cheeks." >"Al, have I mentioned today that your mother is a hairy, big footed, ugly, stupid, beastly, disgusting piece of human garbage that only exists so I can mock her and humiliate you in the process? *Grunts arrogantly*"Why did Al put up with so much shit?
absolute worst family feud host
>Be Tim Taylor >Have millions of dollars probably >Have fancy expensive hotrods and a thousand top end tools >See Al>Lonely, sensitive intelligent, handy >You must try to break this buck before you're prepping him for Jill every morning while you still have coffee breath>"Hey Al.">"Hello Tim.">"Your mom is so fat I could probably fit a V8 in her ass before I've even finished gaping her. Your fat whore mother. That fat fucking cunt that spit your hairy, flannel covered idiot ASS out." >"Tool Time is my show, and Jill is my woman. Know your place, bitch. "
