Realistically what would you do here?
Smile, turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>217395030Shoot her in the back and force Bruce back into the Batsuit
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>217395030I'D CHECK EM'
>hey everyone! Its the asshole that saved Gotham, shittiest city in the world!>Hey, fuck you pal! I fight for freedom!
flying body slam the table
>>217395030>Tangerine!>Tangerine>Tangerine>Tangerine
holy shit thats bruce wayne. i thought he died.
Unironically, this scene was a "dream" or not?
>>217395030I'd fuck Anne Hathaway on that table right there and then.
>>217395030>mastah wayne! mastah wayne!Pay their tab quietly and then take a fat dump in the bathroom sink
>>217395030>told his sidewhore he met months ago but did not tell his father figure about his survival for maximum aurafarmingwhat's his problem
>>217395030why Did you shoop out CIA
Wait till they leave, walk up to their table, pretend like I dropped something and use the opportunity to sniff her chair.
>>217395030>>217395306And why did he shop in Bruce Wayne?
This was 100% a dream>when Bruce was in intense pain, he dreamed Liam Neeson>when Alfred was in intense pain, he dreamed Bruce Wayne>Alfred already had this in head before the ending>Bruce Wayne would have been recognized by someone
>>217395030Imagine if Elon Musk just faked his death, then started walking around not even changing his looks and no one ever recognized him.
>>217395495Don't be retarded. He deliberately set that up for Alfred. He's not just walking around like that all the time.
>>217395030whistle loudly and scream "hey alfred my man"
>>217395707Yes, I'm the one who's retarded and not this movie.
>>217395057His menisci are shot, he has osteoarthritis in every fucking joint, his spine has been fucking snapped, and he almost jobbed to a blind crippled retard who threw two haymakers in a row at a static concrete pillar thinking it was him. I don't think this Batman could take on Arnold Mr. Freeze or fucking Danny Devito Penguin at this point.
A barrel roll.
>>217395495It's Europe. They're not obsessed with America, its politics, media, culture, economy, or celebrities.
>>217396014>It's Europe. They're not obsessed with America
>>217396014lol
>>217396014
>>217395478Consider the idea that this movie was made by the high IQ genius Christopher Nolan and he simply didn’t consider the idea that everyone would immediately recognize Bruce Wayne in public
>>217395030We see Alfred sit down, order a small glass of sherry and then pay his bill, and only then did he notice Bruce. Did he eat an entire meal before noticing them, is he blind? Was Bruce wearing a disguise that he only took off when Alfred was about to leave?
