Realistically what would you do here?
Smile, turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>217395030Shoot her in the back and force Bruce back into the Batsuit
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>217395030I'D CHECK EM'
>hey everyone! Its the asshole that saved Gotham, shittiest city in the world!>Hey, fuck you pal! I fight for freedom!
flying body slam the table
>>217395030>Tangerine!>Tangerine>Tangerine>Tangerine
holy shit thats bruce wayne. i thought he died.
Unironically, this scene was a "dream" or not?
>>217395030I'd fuck Anne Hathaway on that table right there and then.
>>217395030>mastah wayne! mastah wayne!Pay their tab quietly and then take a fat dump in the bathroom sink
>>217395030>told his sidewhore he met months ago but did not tell his father figure about his survival for maximum aurafarmingwhat's his problem
>>217395030why Did you shoop out CIA
Wait till they leave, walk up to their table, pretend like I dropped something and use the opportunity to sniff her chair.
>>217395030>>217395306And why did he shop in Bruce Wayne?
This was 100% a dream>when Bruce was in intense pain, he dreamed Liam Neeson>when Alfred was in intense pain, he dreamed Bruce Wayne>Alfred already had this in head before the ending>Bruce Wayne would have been recognized by someone
>>217395030Imagine if Elon Musk just faked his death, then started walking around not even changing his looks and no one ever recognized him.
>>217395495Don't be retarded. He deliberately set that up for Alfred. He's not just walking around like that all the time.
>>217395030whistle loudly and scream "hey alfred my man"
>>217395707Yes, I'm the one who's retarded and not this movie.
>>217395057His menisci are shot, he has osteoarthritis in every fucking joint, his spine has been fucking snapped, and he almost jobbed to a blind crippled retard who threw two haymakers in a row at a static concrete pillar thinking it was him. I don't think this Batman could take on Arnold Mr. Freeze or fucking Danny Devito Penguin at this point.
A barrel roll.
>>217395495It's Europe. They're not obsessed with America, its politics, media, culture, economy, or celebrities.
>>217396014>It's Europe. They're not obsessed with America
>>217396014lol
>>217396014
>>217395478Consider the idea that this movie was made by the high IQ genius Christopher Nolan and he simply didn’t consider the idea that everyone would immediately recognize Bruce Wayne in public
>>217395030We see Alfred sit down, order a small glass of sherry and then pay his bill, and only then did he notice Bruce. Did he eat an entire meal before noticing them, is he blind? Was Bruce wearing a disguise that he only took off when Alfred was about to leave?
>>217396752>scoffs>Américain stupide
>>217395030Uhhh finish my food. Starving. And then I'd be like "YO FRED, don't ever scare me like that again please."
ok so in the end fox knows bruce is alive, alfred saw him and the gooner turns out to be robin and probably will become a vigilante in the future. cool. 2 questions1) robin never trained with batman, he has police training at best. was he going away to train with him at some point? i dont think technology alone is gonna help him fight crime at the same level bruce did2)gordon saw the batsignal restored, does he think batman is not only alive but also active? hes gonna turn that shit on next night hoping to meet bruce again and the gooner is going to show up?
>>217395469Will the prodigal son return? Would you join his new website if he made one?
>>217395469I loved the Luggage Lad trilogy.
>>217395030I almost had this.
>>217395478>Bruce Wayne would have been recognized by someonePeople always bring that up to criticize this scene, but I don't think it's the gotcha you think it is. Bruce Wayne wasn't a TV personality or a politician like Trump, and he didn't do media presentations for his company like Elon or Steve Jobs. He was just a rich playboy that sometimes showed up to parties with women, the kind of thing that makes headlines in gossip magazines. Specially in a different country that doesn't speak English, if he's dressed and acting like a regular person, I do think he might go unnoticed.If he wanted to be safe he could get a new hairstyle and a beard, they could even have it done for the scene but it probably wasn't worth it just for a few seconds and it would have lessened the impact of Alfred seeing him.
>>217395469See you, space cowboy ;____;
