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Have you ever recommended a movie to a girl you like? How did it go?
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If a girl was 'into' movies I'd be concerned. Girls don't have genuine hobbies or interests. If a girl likes movies, it's because a guy she dated got her into it and she kept watching them out of habit after they broke up. A girls only interests are attention seeking on social media, and things related to vanity, such as fashion and makeup and content about those things.
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>>217395234
>Wang Bang
>8 hours
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>>>>The Birth of a Nation
massive red flag there
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>>217395234
Not even /tv/ faggots watch my recommendations, let alone femoids. You faggots only watch mainstream Hollywood shit made after 1975
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>>217395234
Does my little sister count?
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I want the full list. I might actually watch some of them.
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>>217395293
Recommend me some stuff anon, I'll watch it
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>>217395234
>birth of a nation
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>>217395234
hey thats my list
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>>217395283
this whenever a girl is based it's because an ex taught her
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>>217395234
>that list
This chick is going to be mighty disappointed when she finds out how absolutely flaming gay that guy is, there is no doubt whatsoever.
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>Birth of a Nation
thats how I know this foid made this list by googling incel films
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>>217395234
kek does that guy browse this board?
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>>217395293
lol, lmao even
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>>217395283
Like 40% of women are into astrology. You really think men got them into that garbage?
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>>217395234
Was 20yo, dating my 34yo boss, being competitive athletes & general jockishness
>she has a fucking laserdisc player
>for real
>baby on ur way home pu a movie? I wanna snuggle wit u
>me ok i got one, a great one, i know theres a whole thing about ppl not liking these movies but just trust me this one is really good
>put it in
>Star Trek: First Contact
>the look on her face occurs
>I ignore this
>proceed to make her watch intently and explain all the lore
>she being polite as possible but keeps wanting to fool around
>no Steph, watch watch this next part is super important

Don’t really remember how that relationship ended but I have an idea of the turning point.
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>>217395366
Othello starring Laurence Olivier. People only ever talk about the blackface but it's kino.
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>>217395234
Sure, it goes well. I always recommend John Huge movies and other silly 80s flicks. On the off chance I'm with a woman who likes kino I put on a stylish Freidkino joint or Italian horror.
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>>217395425
The romans did
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The thought of some zoomer girl sitting down to watch a 5 hour foreign movie made in the 1920s… like have some common sense bro
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>>217395425
That isn't the same. They have child tier superstition and will eat up anything that can help them rationalize their retarded emotions.
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>>217395565
>leaving for the summer
imagine if he just works on that list as a shitpost with no intention of ever actually talking to her again
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>>217395425
I would class astrology under vanity-related interests.
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>>217395234
>that list

>>217395290
It's practically 3 moves in 1 revolving around the same phenomena but the guy made a typo there. The overall runtime is actually 9 hours 11 mins not 8.
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>>217395453
I made my gf start a Warhammer Fantasy army with me. Your first mistake was dating Stacy, there are literal model tier BPD Crystal Cafe posters if you're mentally ill enough to keep up with them.
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>>217395453
>trying to watch a movie but she just wants to fool around
Hate this so much.
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>>217395412
>Birth of a Nation
>he's recommending 9 hour movies
He's in /film/ right now, anon, let him know he's got a real shot with this gal!!
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>>217395283
trvke
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post the actual fucking list.
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only complete retards/pseuds recommend slow cinema to regular people
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>>217395234
>running time
A tip of the hat to Gregg Turkington, no doubt. This guy's a real film buff.
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>>217395713
>there are literal model tier BPD Crystal Cafe posters if you're mentally ill enough to keep up with them.
what does this mean, and how do I get one?
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>>217395234
>Birth of Nation
I know you’re lurking right now you bastard
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>>217395785
>lists Drive 117 times
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>>217395234
patrician list, real oldheads know
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>>217395234
>all that pseud shit
Completely wasted on normalfags. Should instead have recommended something more palatable like Golden and Silent Era Hollywood movies.
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>>217395412
it's shooped
the original is marvelslop
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>>217395572
Astrology is taken into account on wallstreet. You don't believe in it but people that matter do.
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>>217396001
clearly a different kind of astrology otherwise these bitches would be loaded
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>>217395740
>”no don’t suck my cock DONT SUCK MY COCK”
Is literally you. Here’s a thought, tell her to hang on just a sec, finish whatever scene you’re on while playfully teasing her, then pause the movie and go at it all you want, simple as. Works like a charm every time and it even has the added benefit that she’ll be inclined to pay more attention to the movie now that she’s got the horned up mode out of her system (that’s assuming you actually know how to pleasure a woman otherwise you’ve just doubled down on your pathetic non-issue). You guys sound like some serious dorks, let me guess they rarely stick with you for very long huh
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>>217395234
What a Chad, he can do better than her
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>>217396001
Only because a small percentage of market participants believe in it and therefore move the market. Not because it's real, lmao
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>>217395234
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>>217395816
Trust me when I tell you, you do not want one of them. They’re basically the Chinese EV of humans, pretty to look at and sparkly, seemingly a great situation but will eventually drive you off a bridge and kill you. In both instances.
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>>217396052
>small percentage of market participants
That is people with actual money. And if it influences markets then it's real. Dawkins lied to you: astrology is real, YOU are not.
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She told me her favorite movie was the Shape of Water and I don't bring up movies, music, or books with girls anymore. Talk about dogs or crystals if you can stand it, all girls seem to love both of those things nowadays for whatever reason.
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>>217396046
Nah, once I realise a girl isn't interested in the movie I want us to watch, I just want to be alone.
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>>217395283
This is true.
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>>217395234
>I don't watch movies
This will never work out
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>>217395234
What's the point? Women have the attention span of hummingbirds, if any piece of media is over 10 minutes long they'll get bored and walk away or start browsing their phone.
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>>217395234
wtf is that angle? she looks completely different
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>>217396302
I don't like her nose.
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I once told a girl my favorite movie was blue valentine. She was NOT happy with me.
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>>217396074
Oh, okay. Thank you. I don't leave my bedroom anyway.
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>pic of female
>mass replies

You are fucking fags.
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>>217395234
Sure I have, but I'm not going to go full autismo and recommend a 9 hour Chinese documentary about steel workers lol.
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>>217396302
she looks like a legit 10/10 in the op picture, but looks very upper mid here
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>>217395291
Yeah, watch that movie with your woman after fucking her.
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>>217396302
>>217396678
>/tv/fag meets filters and makeup
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>>217395234
scooby doo and the legend of the vampire
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>>217396046
Wow thank you for taking the time to explain all that to us anon. I don’t know how the species propagated itself without you there to keep us on track. Thank you for sharing your deep insights into our relationships and setting us all right again.
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>>217395234
people who recommend films like this are trying way too hard.
hell Birth of a Nation may be interesting as something of existing from almost 100 yrs ago, but to recommend as a movie? No. People like this are insufferable and probably think Spielberg is shit.
if someone asked me to recommend a movie id say dumb and dumber
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>>217396302
damn that's disappointing
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>>217396711
she's obviously wearing makeup in both retard. it's just the angle suit her face shape better
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>>217395234
>Girls don't have genuine hobbies or interests.
really hard to disagree with this if you spend a lot of time around women.
one exception i've found is that many women seem to be into crafts like drawing, painting, knitting, crocheting and they're good at it too. it can sometimes be for the sake of vanity but it doesn't seem to be so for most of them.
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>>217395234
hes trying to keep her busy so she doesnt have time to cheat
it will be obvious she cheated if she doesnt review them all
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>>217395234
I almost got a date with the girl of my dreams because of Mind Game (2004). She was into it. She stood me up.
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>>217395234
full video
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>>217397046
I went to art school. The old lesbian at the head of it itemized the whoooole long history of women exclude from the arts through the centuries, and continually talked about how oppressed women are in the arts. I’m looking around the lecture hall and out of 300 people, i could twelve guys. Every class i had was all women. I thought I was in paradise the first couple weeks but oh boy women get fucking aggressive and mean to each other when left to themselves. Thankfully i was older (40) so i was never in their crosshairs but i also only talked to them like a partially interested, mostly clueless grandfather to keep from getting too close. They were fucking crazy.
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>>217397445
>i have a crush on a man
>makes tiktoks to get the attention of other men
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>>217397046
...so women have creative hobbies.
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>>217395283
Get off /pol/, get off 4chan, get a life.
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>>217397469
or she's bragging to other women
not everything is about you
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>>217397445
FOR ANTS?
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Ahem
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>>217395234
>foreign film titles still in their sand scribbles and slant sigils
What a pretentious snob.



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