ITT: Characters you're turning into. I hate my girlfriend who lives with me and turn down sex because I'd rather jack off. I own my home, at least, and have a dead end job. I'm also an alcoholic fatass.
>>217395681im terminally online and i fight with my mother and i yell and break shit
>>217395681Only incels don’t get this dude. The hottest woman in the world will eventually start to annoy you if you spend a lot of time with her.
>>217395681Life isn't a tv show bound by the status quo. Go give your woman that cock or she will go get it elsewhere.
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>>217395681There is no character for me. If they tried to write me into a show it’d immediately ruin the show.When you lose everything enough times over until theres nothing left and you just give up & wait for the cancer to kill you, it doesn't help sell pampers.
>>217396426get a hobby schlub
>>217396426No one that is kinda close?
>>217395681I'm good enough, smart enough, and people like me.
>>217395681Doakes. I’m suspicious of my coworker. I just know something is up with him. No one is that “lonely” to the point they turn down getting hit on by the most attractive chick in the office. Fucker said he was lonely and was too used to being an incel. You expect me to buy that shit?
>>217395681Childhood is thinking you’ll be like Dan, adulthood is realizing you’re more like Chris.
>>217395681Literally Fry. Holy shit I know to much guys. I'm in way to deep.
>>217396674Actually not too far off at all, but minus the cop job, bc in my case the cop jobs all went to china & left me with… a hobby. Unfortunately it was the only thing i was ever any good at, so idk maybe ill deliver the mail.
>>217395681>I hate my girlfriend who lives with mesexless loser here, why not just leave them? Especially if you're not married.
>>217395681Im becoming more eso-fascist by the second
Empty job that's draining on the soul. Everything I own adds up to nothing, they're being bought just because I have the money to.
what's the point of a gf living with you if you'd rather jack off? she's not your wife, you can just end it
>>217395681>I'm turning into "married with kids" because some girl sometimes sleeps hereModern men are just done. Too retarded to live and breed>>217397199>my job sucks so I'm just like the mentally ill guy who has sex You're not though
>>217395681UHNHH
>>217395681If you're a white man over 35 and you're not turning into pic related you're some kind of retard or a commie-faggot.
>>217397613You find yourself killing nazis? How very based
>>217397613Inshallah
>>217397579The point is obviously baiting and shitposting
>>217397620>>217397637a retard and a commie-faggot, wow my lucky stars what a get.
>>217397732>I'm like THIS character (character that kills nazis)So based dude
