>No Sam, go back to the murderous orcs who are chasing us
was frodo autistic?
>>217396171Enough orcophobia. Slava Ukraini.
>>217396171The orcs were all dead and Aragorn and Legolas were there.
He wanted a fat orc cock in his hobbit hole
Sauronman didnt specify how many halflings there were though
>>217396171>But Mr.Frodo, you don't even have loicense to drive boat.
>>217396171why does sam have a normal name while everyone else is called rimbagin
>>217396171does this look like the face of a man you safely leave in the company of your lembas bread while you sleep?
>>217397246it's short for Samwise
>>217397246His name was samwyse gamgee you dumbass
>>217397304Shut up Smeagol
I can only think about how Sean Astin sliced his foot open during this scene now
>>217397304It's just a translation. His real name is Banazîr Galbasi.
>>217396171kinda fucked up gandalf put everything on frodo, basically sacrificed him
>>217397401He volunteered, retard.
>>217397401wwyd?
>>217397416did he though? he wss already kinda made the keeper initially and then theres the whole gods plan shit
>>217397416"Thanks but no thanks" is all Gandalf had to say
>>217397453he was the keeper initially because he owned it
>>217397792so? gandalf found it and left it with him. its like leaving a handgun with a kid because hes too naive and stupid to shoot anyone
>>217397360Here's a video of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5bPjp9m1dY
>>217396171>You have to share the load, Mr Frodooo!
>>217396957This. OP is a giant mongoloid
>>217397426use hydraulic press on the ring
>>217396957>>217398190Do you think Frodo and Sam had a little minimap i the bottom right corner of their vision or something? They didnt see what happened to the orcs. As far as they knew the orcs were still after them