*ruins your holiday*
>>217397531you ever wonder how many 40-years-old white single millennnial women have solicited him?
*fucking explodes his own head off*
>>217397531>chest paddingFucking fraud.
>>217397531Hairline like a Brazilian.
I wish I was tall and handsome, like Gaston
>>217397750start doing THIS
>>217397760expensive as hell desu idk how people afford to eat so much
>>217397760I have to eat all the eggs?
>>217397773EVERY MORNINGto help you get LARGE
>>217397773>why are you doing this
>>217397760you WILL eat the eggs anon
>>217398395>>217398712>>217397773
No one shuts down a flirty exchange like gaston!
>>217398730
>>217397531What happened this time?
>>217398919I wanna force my cock into her mouth while it's full of eggs.And I want her to spit chewed up eggs into my mouth like a baby bird.
>>217399027You want to eat eggs with penis germs on them?
>>217398933>drunk wife jokingly squeezes his fake muscles for photo op>get kicked out because “there are kids here”Fuck that faggot
>>217399334Based, I love it when women get a taste of their own medicine.
>>217398933Was he not the guy that blew his head off with fireworks?
