Will the UPCOMING Zelda movie be any good?
>>217399629no
if they reference that old cartoon at all ill be shocked and a little impressed
>>217399661You know they will do it for basedface reactions of hardcore fans.
>>217399699did the mario movie reference the old 80s cartoon/show?
If the "well, excuse me, princess!" line is in the movie, it'll make the theater audience go nuts. Maybe too nuts... it might 'cause problems.
>>217399629blue eyes look demonic ngl
>>217399713A couple times yeah
>>217399629Why did they actually make Zelda ethereal and beautiful? Did Nintendo insist on it? Zelda-anons sure are lucky, I wish my favorite properties got accurate casting.
>>217399629There seems to be a lot of cuckold themed rule 34 of the game? Is it based on actual canon?
>>217399629Probably not but I'm a little more hopeful than I usually am for vidya adaptions.
>>217399943>Why did they actually make Zelda ethereal and beautifulthey're trying to invade LOTR's cultural space now that Amazon has failed to occupy it
>>217399943im just glad they cast a 21 year old so i dont have to constantly cuss out weirdos anmd yes zelda WILL be drunk between shooting
>>217399629I like how the hero of the story is in the background while the strong female is front and center and looks more heroic than him. Funny how a single promo picture can tell you so much already about what kind of movie it will be.
>>217399993they target blonde haired characters, and white-coded character types like elves especially. These "Artists" are directed with money and private commissions to make more shit like that. The established cumbrain community is also a large factor in what these creators for hire make for, and it has been directed with algorithms and cultural movements for massive gain. Porn is one of the largest sectors of the media, and it's especially effective.
>>217400098In my personal delusion this is just being used to create PR buzz and the movie will actually be good
No HunterNo WatchSimple as
>>217400098Saar
>>217400098what you think is happening>POC woke feminists are literally castrating me while chanting verses from the Koranwhat is really happening>they want a decent-sized <35yo female audience to watch because they are a more profitable ad demographic than you
>>217400130Hunter is playing ganon in his pigman form.
Hunter Schafer as the Great FairyDanny Devito as Tingle
>>217400098>A woman is sitting in front of a man>Somehow, this must be an evil agendaYou guys are fucking unreal.
>>217400165>>217400226The movie will be total dogshit and you will claim the opposite when it releases.
>>217400165what is really really happening>we put out two screens of the movie to get fans a little more excited we didn't really think about what was in them beyond the main stars being well framed>>217400269you will call it dogshit as you have already decided it is without even seeing a trailer
>>217400165>>they want a decent-sized <35yo female audience to watch because they are a more profitable ad demographic than youSo he was completely correct and your gay little strawman is pointless?
>>217400269I will wait and decide for myself while watching it. Remember when this board said the Mario movie would be woke dogshit, then it came out and suddenly it was based?
>>217399629Is this the new cracker version of Percy Jackson?
>>217400165>>they want a decent-sized <35yo female audience to watch because they are a more profitable ad demographic than youThat was pretty much what I was saying, and that's one of the reasons why the movie will suck.>>217400298Actually I thought it will be dogshit when they announced the studio and cast and then it did indeed turn out to be dogshit. /tv/ isn't one person. Inb4 "y-you're just miserable!" or whatever helps you cope with the fact that you gobble up whatever Hollywood farts in your face.
>>217400325I'm not gonna call you miserable, but you're making it really hard not to.
>>217400281oh so you're saying you think it isn't planned at all? that's an even stupider take than "they put a woman in this show to hurt MY feelings". these are marketing materials and the goal is to make as much money as possible.
>>217400098That was my initial impression but on closer inspection I'm fairly sure he's just teaching her to use the bow
>>217400098She is the princess. He is her servant and bodyguard. And you are just completely mindbroken and seeing your boogeyman everywhere you look.
>>217400345>if you don't mindlessly consume whatever I tell you to you're joyless!Faggot.>>217400363>gaslightingLink is the hero of the story and while Zelda definitely has cool moments, she is not the protagonist in an overwhelming majority of the franchise. Your gaslighting doesn't work.
>>217400353im saying the entire planning was>put out a few screens>make sure the main characters are well framed in themthats it there is no further agenda
>>217400406>if you don't mindlessly consume whatever I tell you to you're joyless!Sure, that's the reason, and certainly not that your posts sound incredibly angry and bitter.
>>217400298Even if you don't believe the Mario movie was girlboss surely you at least have to recognize that the trailer for the upcoming one was at the least giving a deliberate impression of being a girlboss movie where the girls are shown fighting but Mario isn't. Even if the sequel doesn't end up girlboss they are at best deliberately teasing people concerned about it, should we accept that level of pettiness from a mega franchise like that.
>>217400456>if you don't like this product then you're a bitter angry joyless incel!Dilate.
>>217400533>Proving his point
>>217399629Define 'good'.I expect it to be a solid 5 or 6 out of 10. Incredibly safe. Kind of bland. A little bit like Eragon in that it's obviously a budget epic inspired by lotr without the follow-through to actually make it epic. I think the music especially will be incredible, rearranging classic songs and a couple of new bangers.
>>217400533It's one of their preferred tactics. You can always identify an activist or a shill when they say you're XYZ for not liking a product. The only reason anyone would complain about negativity like that is when they have something to gain from you liking the product instead.
>>217400165>>they want a decent-sized <35yo female audience to watch because they are a more profitable ad demographic than youGirls do not go see action movies with female leads. Ever. They are desperate for a heteronormative, gender normal adventure story and the out of touch faggots form southern cali and the retarded old jap fucks at nintendo with their head up hollywoods ass don't fucking know a goddamned thing. If this is how this movie goes it will fucking BOMB so hard it will tarnish the fucking iP.
its looks like theyre aiming for a LOTR feel probably combine elements from different games. They'll force Zelda to be equal to Link but I don't think they'll make him a joke like Mario
>>217400098you mean zelda? in the legend of zelda movie?
>>217400592>You can always identify an activist or a shill when they say you're XYZ for not liking a product.Nobody has said that, though. Reading comprehension really is at an all time low these days.
>>217400661>gaslighting attempt number 2Just like how Princess Peach is the protagonist in Mario games, am I right? Inb4 the two spin-off games out of several dozen Mario titles.
>>217400679I think the movie looks like shit. What are you going to do about it?
>>217400680Man. Everyone hated princess peach and thought the movie was crap. But the peaches song played forever and that was enough.Meanwhile Sonic which is as basic and normie as possible(minus the WM/BW family which is very wholesome) and is still being watched right now.Nintendo fucked up again.
>shills are already doing the "Zelda is in the title so of course she is the hero now while Link takes a backseat" routineYeah this will probably bomb hard.
To be fair it has always struck me as weird that the franchise is named Zelda when Link is the main character - how come?
>>217400098Zelda has been fighting alongside Link since Ocarina Of Time.
>>217400697Nothing. I just think it's a little silly to judge an entire movie based on one picture.
>>217400777>gaslighting attempt number 3That still doesn't make her the main hero, nor is she the focal point. She is an obviously important character, but not the protagonist.
>>217400778Why do you think promo exists to begin with?
>>217400680the actual story revolves around zelda in basically every gamelink is usually just a nameless grunt would you rather the entire movie is just link running around in circles in the water temple for 2 hours?
Will there be block pushing?
>>217400777No she fucking hasn't you retard. And sheikh made no goddamend sense at all even to this day. >>217400778This picture was litterally combed over studied and tested to be exactly what they wanted us to use to judge the Zelda movie. So far the reception has been "here we go again".
>>217400848>would you rather the entire movie is just link running around in circles in the water temple for 2 hours?NTA but yes.
>>217400848Okay. It's going to be an entire fucking movie of girlboss zelda being a bad ass while new to it all Link is just following behind her timidly till he fucks up or she's screwed up in some way then he'll step up and be the hero...for 10 minutes. At most.Hot damn. This isn't going to fucking bomb like a motherfucker and kill the Zelda name with the normies. Brilliant idea. FantasticThe little girls want to watch this shi..oh that's right. Action anything staring women or girls fails fucking miserably with the female demo. Epescially the young female demo.l Brillaint work. Glad they are getting the propoganda out there and the blackrock money printers are raping another IP to push a message.
>>217400861>No she fucking hasn't you retard.She fights alongside him in Ocarina Of Time, Wind Waker and Twilight Princess, three of the most popular entries in the series. Not sure what you're on, buddy.
>>217400933She helps him fight rarely in those games and not sure if serious with twilight princess.
>>217400900watching the critical drinker isn't a personality
>>217399629>>217400098>He is shown as lower- IE beneath her>She is shown elevated, above himCan't wait for her to use the power of her vagina to stop Ganon whilst Link is merely a plot convenience. I never liked or much played the games but this Girlboss collective hallucination needs to end.Even if they don't realize it, women want HIM to be the validated hero where HE saves the day by winning out against overwhelming odds & vanquishing the darkness to protect the fragile girl. The role reversal schtick has been played out and is overdone.But instead it's going to be a not so subtle, "See all i go through on the regular, do you recognize a womans struggles yet?" snoozefest
>directed by the Maze Runner guyOh, fuck.
>>217400825The framing of OP's screenshots makes sense though, since Zelda has always been the quest giver looking ahead and telling Link what to do. Link has always followed Zelda, not the other way around.
>>217400990I think i saw that in cinemas.. it was awful and they constantly ran into dead-ends much like the Zelda premise LOL
>>217400964>not sure if serious with twilight princess.Allow me to jog your memory.
>>217400762Why isn't Metroid called SamusWhy isn't F Zero called Captain FalconWhy isn't Pikmin called Olimar
>>217400098You guys really need to touch some grass.
No Minda no watch.
>>217400861>So far the reception has been "here we go again".Most of the reception I've seen has been "at least they're both white and attractive".
>>217401111>20 years lated>Still undefeated as the sexiest video game girl of all timeAlso checked.
>>217401067Nice facebook meme, marketer.
>>217400098Incel
>>217401218Marketing bot.
At least the guy playing Link is cute.
>>217400653>They'll force Zelda to be equal to Link but I don't think they'll make him a joke like MarioYeah I'm expecting a little more restraint on the girlbossery this time.And then the gaslighters will try and use the more positive reception Zelda gets to further gaslight over marios emasculation.
>>217400778
>>217401295Ok, I take it back. This movie looks dumb af.
>>217400098Well it is called the Legend of Zelda, not the Legend of Link.
>>217401406Yeah? and it was called Mario. Not Princess Peach.It was called Lightyear, not lesbian black couple.It's called Scooby Doo, not Velma.I missed plenty of examples but you get the point, they had you play as Link throughout Links adventure for the majority of games.
>>217401406see >>217400680You're a marketer.
..Fuck
>>217401186seek help
>>217401111>>217401154Hylian guys literally only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting.
