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>*hardens your heart*
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>>217399746
why didn't he use iron chariots? shitweh is weak against them.
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I wish Egyptian culture had become global culture instead of faggot Abrahamkike culture
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>>217399746
>>217399761
>>217399806
I will pray for you anons
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what movie?
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1. it didn't happen

2. why didn't he soften his heart
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>>217399806
you are not very bright
thank god all the pagans died out.
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>>217399873
You are brown
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>>217399860
god made hard the heart of the pharaoh, for his blasphemy
OP is slightly misleading.
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>>217399836
>>217399873
Thank god Jews won and have dominion over this world because of brain washed goys like you
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>>217399881
god gave him atherosclerosis?
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>>217399746
i thought the whole reason why sin exists was because god was essentially testing whether we on earth are worthy enough to join his side in heaven
yet here he actively interferes with someone's moral disposition
if he's going to interfere willy nilly then what's the point of testing our morals and devotion to him?
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>>217399898
>>217399879
not very bright.
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>>217399928
It shows that only Jews are G-d's chosen and that goyim like Egyptians are sub-human
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>>217399746
Wrong image.
>>217399860
1. Yes it did. 2. Not part of His plan.
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>>217399806
Roman christian people destroyed Egyptian culture
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>>217399934
Typical arrogant response from a christian, keep praying to the Jewish Messiah. Literally not my problem how you decide to waste your life being a npc golem.
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>Moses=Superman
>God=Jor-El
>Pharoah 1=Jon Kent
>Pharoah 2= Lex Luthor

The third best Superman movie. First is Donnor. Second is Disney's Hercules
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So you're saying the Old Testement God was quicker on the trigger before He had a Son? Wow. Great analysis.
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>>217399982
Hercules is indeed a much better film than many give it credit for, but Prince Of Egypt is still better.
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>>217400607
Old testament god was honestly autistic.
>REEEEEEE DON'T BUILD THAT TOWER. NOW ALL OF YOU SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
>REEEEE DID YOU JUST EAT THAT APPLE? YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE OF MY CREATIONS TOLD YOU TO DO IT? REEEEEE
>REEEE THESE PEOPLE ARE BAD SO I'LL FLOOD THE PLANET. YES, THAT INCLUDES THEIR PROBABLY INNOCENT CHILDREN!
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>>217399847
The prince of Egypt movie
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What did the jewish g-d mean by THIS?
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>>217400735
The best version of God was jealous and the Crusades need to make a comeback.
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People miss that God did not harden Pharaoh’s heart the first time He asked him to release the Israelites. Pharaoh refuses and hardens his own. It’s only afterwards that He hardens him, forcing him to go through two of the plagues. Then, He asks again without hardening, but Pharaoh hardens his own heart and refuses. Again and again this repeats until at the end Pharaoh has hardened his heart five times and God another five.
Pretty much the intent was both a judicial hardening in order to punish Pharaoh further while also showing God’s supremacy over the Egyptian pantheon (every single plague was specifically targeted to show God’s superiority over a different portion of the pantheon), which would lead to many Egyptians converting and worshipping Him, saving their souls. And after every two of these plagues Pharaoh again gets an opportunity to save himself and his people trouble, but every time refuses and chooses voluntarily to harden himself more
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>>217399806
My ancestor :)
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>>217400962
>jew fairytale apologist

nobody cares and he violated free will / made a pointless terrible situation
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>>217400607
And even then it isn't as if God changed. Jesus took it upon Himself to die for us because if He didn't God would've just smote the world AGAIN.
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>>217400783
Honour culture. If they left men - of any age - alive then they would have turned around and waged retributionary war against the Israelites. Add on the fact that the young boys will be below the age of accountability and therefore their souls will be saved if they die young, while if they grow old they will likely be damned while also posing military that to Israel.
The adult women are killed in great part because a huge portion of them participated in prostitution, where they would sleep with men in Israel in exchange for said men worshipping their gods. Add on the child sacrifice and other such nonsense, and they had to go too.
The only girls who didn’t know men would have been very young (think below twelve), would not pose a military threat to Israel, and could instead be kept as house servants (or on the occasion they are older wives - kinda iffy imo but that’s just how things were back then) and whatnot and taught about God, saving their souls.
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>>217400686
I meant in terms of being Superman movies. As animated movies Prince of Egypt is much better. And there are at least 60 movies following it before Hercules comes close to it's quality.
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>>217399806
Ironic that you call the victorious culture the faggot one, lmao.
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>>217399978
Youre the one distilling impotent angry messages on the internet anon. Ill pray for you.
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>>217401038
>ch*ld s*xual slavery after making them orphans.. le good

holy shit check yourself into an institution deranged christcuck
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>>217401109
They were not sex slaves. Sex was illegal outside marriage. I guess you could say sone of them were war brides. But quite honestly literally every marriage was an arranged marriage back then (with no input from the bride - her father chose her husband) so I question whether there is much significant difference between these marriages and any other of the era
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>>217399746
Male friendships and brotherhood are so kino
Why don't they make it anymore?
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>>217401109
It makes sense for the time when people would marry as young as 10. When the life expectancy was like 40. But in this civilized world of course it's barbaric. What are we supposed to hate Cowboys too because they'd marry girls younger than 15? Some of them were related. Not saying it was anything other than barbaric but it was the norm.
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>>217400735
>Old testament god was honestly autistic.
Apparently there's a lot of things missing from the "official" Bible. So it comes across as weird and inconsistent.

But the "Book of Enoch" (which the Catholic Church removed and says it doesn't count) says that a group of Angels came to earth to teach and guide humanity. This was against the wishes of God. These angels taught humanity Angelic knowledge, technology, magic, divination, spells, and other supernatural abilities. This caused humanity to become powerful and arrogant.

They built things using magic, spells, and forbidden arts. This tainted the Earth and caused humanity to start worshipping the wrong things. The Angels also bred with human women and created a hybrid abomination race called the Nephilim. Aka the Giants. These giants ruled with an iron fist, force humanity to obey them, ans dominated the planet harshly, and completely ruined the harmony of Earth.

God looked at the planet and realized it was a lost cause. He needed to hard reset the Earth and start over. The Nephilim and any human that used forbidden arts needed to be removed to fix the earth. These are main reasons why God flooded the Earth and chose Noah to build the Ark. After the Flood, The rebellious Angels were hunted and captured by the Archangel Michael and sealed away by God as punishment for their actions.

There's more. But Basically when you include all the "controversial" books that were banned and removed from the official Bible, things make a little more sense.

God wants humanity to live loving and peaceful lives, take care of the planet and animals, and be nice eachother. But then some supernatural force always screws up his plan and pushes humanity in the wrong direction. And Humans are very gullible and easily follow the wrong path. Which annoys God a lot. We're like dumb animals or dogs who can't obey simple rules.

The official version of the Bible is very sanitized and removes all the cool angel stuff.
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>>217399746
This line made me give up on religion. Why would god harden his heart?
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>>217401146
>sanitized delusional

they were spoils of war lmao stop being disingenuous. if they cared for them they would have saved the male children.

also it's funny a few chapters before the orignal commandment was to actually kill everyone

then somehow it changed to you should r*pe and enslave the female orphans because the ancient jews were sexual predators
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>>217401190
See above
>>217400962
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>>217401180
>perfect omnipotent holy god thought ch*ld ab*se was an okay compromise and morally correct

deranged

get institutionalized. now.
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>>217401235
No one said that.
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>>217401193
I just gave you the explanation for the male children. They would have grown up to wage war with Israel, and been damned to hell. Their souls were saved in death.
>also it's funny a few chapters before the orignal commandment was to actually kill everyone
Different nation, that was far more evil and corrupt.
>then somehow it changed to you should r*pe and enslave the female orphans because the ancient jews were sexual predators
Was it better that they die? God does not want people to die. I doubt he wanted them to suffer without parents and in a foreign culture either, but clearly unlike the boys their souls could be saved in life, so He decided it was better they live. And again, sex was illegal outside marriage.
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>>217400962
Cope
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>>217401274
you did

>>217401277
>god couldn't change their hearts

hmm but it's important to save the virgin girls for yourself lol

just admit your book is a deranged judeo supremacist psycho abuse cult
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>>217401392
He’s not willing to change their hearts. He wants people to come to him by choice.
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>>217401392
>you did
No. And while the other anon has the patience of a saint I do not. You're so mindraped that you'll believe what you want. Have at it.
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>>217400735
>REEEEEEE DON'T BUILD THAT TOWER. NOW ALL OF YOU SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

The main Bible only hints at this:
>Genesis 11:6 - “Nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.”

According to other books not allowed in the bible, Humans were using forbidden angelic knowledge to build the tower. Angelic knowledge never meant for them. It was hinted that the top of the tower that was meant to be "cosmic gateway" to heaven. Using the angelic knowledge, humans who were still alive could enter heaven, and visit the dead whose souls were in Heaven. This would cause chaos. Death would have no meaning if living humans could just enter Heaven and say hello to their dead relatives and friends.

So the tower needed to go. Humans were getting too prideful and arrogant and messing up gods plan. God wiped it out and divided humanity so they would never attempt it again.

>REEEEE DID YOU JUST EAT THAT APPLE? YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE OF MY CREATIONS TOLD YOU TO DO IT? REEEEEE

god: "I literally gave you other every type of food and fruit in existence. All I asked was that you don't eat this ONE fruit. You couldn't even follow this basic rule."

>REEEE THESE PEOPLE ARE BAD SO I'LL FLOOD THE PLANET. YES, THAT INCLUDES THEIR PROBABLY INNOCENT CHILDREN!

There's a whole story that explains why. The church removed it from the Bible because it discusses controversial topics like Angels breeding with humans, giving humans angelic knowledge, and creating a species of giants that God needed to destroy because they were horrible and evil.
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>>217401408
according to the bible that is impossible

god has to choose you first you cannot do it yourself. yet he blames you for failing lmao

deranged erroneous cult

>>217401427
you defended and justified the s*xual enslavement of ch*ld orphans lol just stop
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>>217400735
Book of Enoch explains most of your questions about the flood. Church banned it though.

The Tower of Babel needed to destroyed because it was a forbidden gateway to heaven.

Regarding the whole forbiden fruit thing. Basically humans were freshly created. We were gods lab experiments. He wanted to see if we could obey and follow rules without him constantly watching us. He wanted to see if he could trust humans. Humans failed the test. If we succeeded there was a grand plan awaiting humans. Such as eating from the Tree of Life and gaining the ability to never die. But oh well.
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>>217400962
Nope.
The one who harden pharaoh's heart was egyptian god and just like this>>217401187
The catholic church removed the mention of other gods.
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>>217401680
>The catholic church removed the mention of other gods.
Yeah the catholic church removed a lot of books from their Bible hundreds of years ago. Anything that mentions angels, magic, and forbidden knowledge. I'm guessing they don't want humanity to be corrupted and follow the wrong path again. The downside is we are left with a censored bible that's soft, kinda boring, and overly preachy about behaving properly. No fun allowed.
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>>217401064
Telling that you call Jewish culture victorious
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>>217399746
YHVH can be a pretty, little, cheeky cunt sometimes.
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>>217401768
>Jewish culture
Yet, why they tried their hardest to deny Jesus as the messiah?
The biggest enemy to jews are not islam, it's christianity.
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>>217401536
>Angelic knowledge never meant for them. It was hinted that the top of the tower that was meant to be "cosmic gateway" to heaven.
>copying angels power
>humans who were still alive could enter heaven, and visit the dead
>So the tower needed to go.
>God wiped it out and divided humanity so they would never attempt it again.

I'm not saying this is true, but IF it is, then I agree with god. Humans get corrupted easily. We don't need people running around with dimension magic like Thanos. It would be chaotic and lead to so many problems.
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>>217401812
>The biggest enemy to jews are not islam, it's christianity.

>pagan emperors like Hadrian came closest to genociding the Jews
>christian emperors like Constantine and Charlemagne allowed Jews to live freely in their lands
Keep coping, Jose
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>>217401187
>>217401536
What the fuck.
Why no one make movies about these?
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>>217400735
Don't forget that time in the Book Of Ezekiel where he compared himself to a cucked husband and the country of Israel to a whore wife
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>>217401838
Yup, because christian never see jews as the enemy, mutt.
It's one sided animosity from the jews.
Jesus asked us to love each other and jews killed Him for that.
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>>217399746
Adulthood is realizing that the Pharaoh was the good guy
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>read The Bible
>love Jesus (he always seems like a cool dude)
>hate God (he always seems like some kvetching jew stereotype)
I can't be the only one.
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>>217401865
>What the fuck.
>Why no one make movies about these?
For the Flood...The closest you got was Noah (2017) with Russell Crowe. But it was very sanitized and censored. The director removed the Nephilim Giants, removed most of the magic and forbidden knowledge, and made the rebel angels into "good guys". He did keep the violence though. Humanity was extremely violent and messed up the Earth.
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>>217401865

Church doesn't want to promote these stories. Raises too many uncomfortable questions about angels, religion, corruption, and other issues.

Movie Studios just want simple stories about good vs evil. Not movies about rebellious angels, and morally questionable humans.
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>>217401536
Wtf why haven't I heard any of this before? This missing lore of the Bible is so awesome.
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>>217402084
I'm just imagining a trilogy of movies adapting the entire thing accurately and thinking it could be one of the greatest film achievements of all time if Hollywood weren't a bunch of cowards.
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>>217402569
Hollywood doesn't like popular religious movies.



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