English television presenter, author and presenter James May, most famously known for being a co presenter of the hit motoring tv show Top Gear and The Grand Tour turns 63 years old today.
i liked the bit he did on that plane to jamaica
>>217399759looks like a tranny
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>>217399775he just really liked led zepplin as a kid
>>217399759oh cock
>>217399774GET THAT WANKER JEREMY OFF THE PLANE
..anyway
bongs look like hemorrhoids
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hammond you absolute pillock
>>217399759Thank god I thought he'd been Yewtreed.
>>217399759fuck you faggot
>>217399759GREAT NEWS
>>217399759Rest in peace.
>>217399759>hes only 63wtf? ive always thought he was already like 60 even 20 years ago in Top Gearbongs really are unfortunate looking, huh?
>>217399759As you'd expect viewers he's done this properly
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOOD SHED MAN
>>217399759That's cool, I guess
>>217399759horrible news, i'm literally shaking right now
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>>217399775It was a common joke on the show that's he gay, but apparently he's not, he's just very private about his personal life.Although I don't think he's married (well, he may be now under the "common-law" thing the bongs have).
>>217400219Wow, they all aged like shit, including Hammond desu.
>>217399759CRIKEY IT'S THE ALBANIAN ROZZERS
I can't believe Captain Slow died while driving his Dacia Sandero at 5mph
>>217401037YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER
>>217399759Not as old as you would think. That means he was still in his 30s when he started on top gear
>>217399759His YouTube's pretty comfy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NltH4Ctz2D8
top gear at its peak was about as good as tv will ever get. what a whirlwind of things in combination at the right time that all came together to make it so great
>>217401094>motoring show presenter is a better cook than professional chef with michelin starsIs fine dining a scam?
>>217399759well...
>>217401165in other news
>>217401132https://youtu.be/2mgwcezTln8james beats him at all his own tests too>you disappoint me, ramsay
>>217400159WOT
Anyone seen his travel series? Is it any good or is it drawn out slop like Grand Tour?
JAMES MAY DIED?
>it's realFuuuuuuuu- cking righteous
>>217401223its alright. he said he didnt want to go there and act like every other tourist, then acts like every other tourist
>>217401223Nothing mindblowing but comfy enough if you are a May enjoyerFirst series (Japan) is best then gets progressively weaker
Chat is this real
>>217401116i also feel this way. they couldnt even fully recapture it themselves with the grand tour (barring a few of the specials which were really good like mongolia and the vietnam boat one)
>>217401537Top Gear was on the decline for years before TGT, TGT was basically the same shit as decline-era TG.
>>217401537tg was already getting a bit scripted and stale toward the end, there was no way grand tour was going to recapture the magic of years prior. i liked it for what it was, mostly, though.times like jeremy's car door falling off during the british leyland challenge, the wind almost tipping his car over on the highway as he yells for dear life and james is laughing his ass off. james' famous 'hello' to the teenage girls. all the best tg stuff wasn't scripted
>>217401094For me it's drunk chess match with Hammond
>>217401672In pulling off the other 80% that was scripted in a way that made you genuinely laugh, they proved they are in only a handful of comedians who can do that.Tg and MXC are the only shows that I have ever reflexively laughed at
>>217400219The human body can only take so many sausages, chips and pints
>>217400219its some sort of mandela effect, because you've seen them slowly age on television for 25 years you start to think they've always been old.
>>217400219I’d say James has aged the best, he has the Steve Martin thing where his hair has been grey since he was in his 20s.Hammond has had enough plastic injected into his face to make a lego set and Jeremy looks like King Theodin before Gandalf cured him.
>>217399759He looks like the sort of guy that goes to Burger King.
>>217399759I'm albanian and i really like the albanian episode
>>217401223Japan one is great, haven't seen the others
>>217400219Angloids dont age well
