Wtf was this guy's problem?
lazy
You're pulling our leg Charlie
nearly ruined the movie with his shit acting
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKEEEEEEET
>>217400497What do you mean? He's poor but gives Charlie money to buy a chocolate bar. He was the only one of the grandparents who got off his ass out of that stupid bed and went with Charlie to the factory.
>>217400497advanced neet
he shared a bed with 3 other people in the dining room
>>217400497He is the antagonist of the film.
>>217400497spiritually a nigger
the proto boomer
>>217401080he did nothing wrong
>>217401444"Bedridden" and made his family take care of him. Is later blessed by a miracle and can walk normally. Okay
>>217401444>Sits on his lazy ass despite being physically able and capable of supporting the family>Still buys tobacco despite the family living in a one bedroom shack>Actively pushes Charlie to drink fizzy lifting drink nearly getting both of them killed.>Drinking that shit automatically loses Charlie the Chocolate Factory>Actively pushes Charlie to sell the Ever Lasting Gobstopper to Slugworth when Wonka refuses to give Charlie the prizeHe's a fucking asshole
I need to watch this movie again.
>>217401517>>217401528>he's evil because he's old and wants to enjoy his retirement
>>217401572You're a NEET aren't you?
>>217401587that's not relevant to this discussion
>>217400497>single mother working her hands to the bone to keep 4 near corpses alive in bed>somehow has money for tobacco and chocolate>suddenly springs to life over the mention of gibs
>>217401572>lives in the most homeless poverty ass shack imaginable>"retirement"He never worked a day in his life.
>>217400497He was a nigger faggot.
>>217401601That's a yes.
>>217401619>>217401622maybe Charlie's mother shouldn't be a nasty skank who has children out of wedlock, you ever think about that?
>>217401619Now Dahl's desire to make Charlie and his Family black makes way more sense.
>>217401528>Still buys tobacco despite the family living in a one bedroom shackTobacco was so fucking cheap back then. A pack of darts would cost less than a can of Coke.
>>217401528yeah I forgot about the fizzy lifting thing and the seething tantrum over selling the gobstopper. what an asshole
Grandpa Joe's pension kept them off the street, so shut the fuck up.
>>217401528Oh yeah I forgot he lit that shit up. Fucking retard of an oldie.
>>217401654The tobacco money was able to buy chocolate so don't give me that shit.
>>217400497ONE? I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO FIND NONE
>>217401572Retirement means you live off of your investments, he's just unemployed
>>217400958Good take.I hate this cynical deconstruction.
>>217401517>>217401528living the dream
if grandpa joe had died in the end, while the elevator soars, would it have been better>Behind Charlie and Wonka, Joe slowly slid to the floor, a hand on his chest like he'd just heard something shocking>"Charlie, your Grandfather requires your attention", the odd, unpredictable man suddenly and quietly pointed out.>"Charlie..">Grandpa Joe sounded more laboured than Charlie had ever heard him sound in his life>"It took a lot to get me out of that bed, to see this wonderful, amazing place">"I'm content now. I don't need to push to keep my legs stable beneath me or my composure intact. I can finally rest. For a long time, I think.">"Thank you for bringing me with you, and apologise to your mother for me">Charlie had tears welling in his eyes before he even fully understood what was happening, and by the time he got it, Joseph was gone.
>all this butthurt over grandpa stashing three dollarsDamn can’t have shit around you crabs
>>217401724do americans really believe in working until they die?
>>217400958Is there a reason why Charlie's mom couldn't go?
>Good take.>I hate this cynical deconstruction.
>>217401760unfortunately yeah, thats probably why theyre the wealthiest country in the world
>>217401775@grok edit this image to look like gigachad
>>217401805>the wealthiest country in the worldYeah, from central banks bringing debt based "currency" into existence through loans and the federal reserve printing out pieces of paper based on a negative value. So much wealth!
>>217401805Qataris are wealthier and they don't do shit
>>217401760You invest into a retirement. If you don't invest you don't retire. Simple as.
>>217401517He's literally me
