>And this is my most trusted advisor, Sleazebaggano McLiarpantsBravo Tolkien.
>>217402862Yeah it’s awesome, I trust Noah Goldmaster with my money every day.
tolkien was a homosexual, cs lewis outs him and "that whole oxford thing" in his memoirs
>>217402862Bump.
>>217402911>no hips>no tits>has her father's eyesgrim
>>217402954Guess so.
He had a good reference from Sauronman
>>217402972I'd still fuck her
>>217402954>old tires>they're all barely weathered and have plenty of tread on them
>Hitler and his right-hand man HimmlerWho writes this shit?
>>217403040What.
>>217403053He was a fucking nerd, wasn't he.
>>217403072>..da mein furher, zis ees de elite ubermensch...
>>217403121this always struck me as unusually humorous for soviet propaganda
>>217402883never happened
Sir, someone named L.L. Pantsonfire is here to interview for the position
>>217402862Tolkien was a hack.Oh, the hobbits are in trouble now. This is exciting, how will they get out of this one?!>Oh, some dude named Tom just appears out of nowhere, saves the day, takes the hobbits back to his house, sings them a song and then they leave the next dayBut surely he'll appear again? Or he'll join them on their trip or give them advice that they later need?>Nope, we'll never mention him again>Boromir is tempted by the ring. And who could blame him? His people has fought against the dark forces for many years and it's a losing battle. But with the ring he could... make himself invisible *and* be chased by spooky ghosts! That would surely turn the tide of battle!
>and here's our leader, the orange pedophile
>>217404721Tom is mentioned later speedreader-kun and swords they get from him are relevant later on.
