So if Sauron took off the Ring for any other reason, he'd explode as well?
>>217403113Yeah.
>>217403113Hackson's understanding is change in the Universe only occurs through explosions and falling from cliffs.
>>217403113No he was destroyed by Isildur claiming the ring
>>217403113>if I remove that ring, will you explode?
>>217403200It'd be extremely corrupting
>>217403113He wouldn't even clean or do the dishes, every time he got sick of the mess he just took his ring off, obliterate his kingdom and the orcs rebuilt it all. Pretty smart tbphbbq
they had to make it understandable for americanssimilar to why Voldemort disintegrated instead of just dying
I thought it was more the cutting off of his fingers aspect
>>217403320I disintegrated in ur mum
>>217403250For Eru
>>217403113So the big bad One ring didn't corrupt Isildur into an evil wraith king that worshiped Sauron and instead just got him killed so it would be lost for 2500 years in a river? What a shitty trinket.
why didnt he just wear it on his cock
>>217403647Sauron's dick was quite small. He built enormous towers to compensate for his lack of length.
>>217403571that was only the effect the subservient rings had, the one ring was only ever intended to be worn by Sauron
>>217403692Is there a shittier design than Minas Tirith? There is literally no place within it, where the fuck does everyone live
>>217403280he could just go invisible after dinner and avoid having to wash the dishes for his wife.
>>217403113How did isil know that he wouldn't just beat him to death with the other hand and take the ring back?
>>217403717So, it should have been even stronger. It has a will of its own. It can show people things to tempt them and was depicted as able to corrupt them. It's a real plot hole in the movies that it just got Isildur killed for no reason. He had owned it for years at that point and hadn't really done anything with it.
>>217403753You think the whole thing is solid inside?
>>217403785It is humans that are supposed to live inside not dwarfs or goblins
>>217403809Well, you're dumb then kek. Imagine thinking humans can build such an enormous city around a mountain but are unable to dig tunnels and rooms to create a city within.
>>217403767it seems like it doesn't have the corrupting effect that makes you worship sauron in any way, if anything it seems like it makes you feel you are going to be the next dark lord or your own version of ruler of the world. And Isildur was in a position to accomplish something like that and could have fucked Sauron up whenever he returned.
>>217403113Hackson oversimplified itHe really just got his shit kicked in by Elendil and Gil-Galad, who both died fighting himThen inceldur came and cut the ring from the fallen Sauron
>>217403841It's not the preferred habitat of humans is what I mean you retard, christ
>>217403571He gave the ring the ick
>>217403753you can actually see houses in the movie when Gandalf and Pippin enter the city
>>217403692shouldn't be Minas Morgul the same size as Minas Tirith ? are these numbers really canon ?
>>217403571Sauron was absent and would need ages to recover after the Last Alliance of men and elves overthrew him. The ring knew this and knew it would be better to disappear for a time, and reappear when its master came back.
>>217403692for me, it's orthanc
>>217403692So I’m meant to believe that Sauron was to arrogant to put up defences around Mount Doom, but for whatever reason he decided his shitty cuck chair tower needed triple walls surrounded by a massive chasm?
>>217403113Why would he ever take the ring off?
>>217404501>So I’m meant to believe that Sauron was to arrogant to put up defences around Mount Doomno, you're meant to believe Sauron considered the Ring's corruptive influence to be so powerful that the mere idea of someone wanting to destroy it was unthinkable to him. it'd be like americans being unable to process the idea of somebody wanting to destroy a source of oil, it's so baffling to them that they don't even consider the notion in their plans
>>217404533to wash his hands?
>>217403571This was always strange to me because the orcs were (for the most part) to be kinda stupid with poor hand-eye coordination & one manages to accurately shoot and arrow with pin-point precision at an invisible Isildur on account of some splashing in the riverOr did his position get revealed when the ring "Abandoned isildur" ? I guess it was on a necklace and became unlodged somehow
>>217403113No. So the movie was unable to show the full battle that took place and it makes his defeat seem like an accident.>Sauron's armies are getting fucked. Hard.>Sauron realizing shit is fucked takes the field personally.>Gilgalad High King of the Noldor duels Sauron>Elindil King of Gondor and Arnor arrives to help assist him>They have a massive duel that is metal as fuck>Sauron chokeslams Gilgalad so hard he bursts into flames and dies>Elindil is also struck down similar to the movie except he fell on his sword breaking it>Sauron is also mortally wounded in this duel>Isildur picks up the broken sword and uses it to chop the ring off of Sauron>The wounds and energy expelled by Sauron coupled with the sudden severing of his connection to the ring caused his body to explode
>>217404501>>217404576It took the Last Alliance 7 years of nonstop fighting to get to Sauron.
>>217404788In the extended edition the ring slips off Isildur's finger as he is fleeing the orcs
>be Sauron>take a shit>take off the Ring before wiping>OH FUCK NOT AGAIN
>>217404978yeah makes sense, things that have expended their energy usually explode
>>217405145No, retard, it's that in Tolkien's mythology the more powerful a spirit is, the more violently it leaves its physical shell.And you have to put emphasis on the word "shell." Sauron is a Maya, he doesn't have a real body, he simply creates one and inhabits it akin to a construct. It's the same with Gandalf, Saruman, or Radagast.Which is also a plot hole Tolkien unintentionally created. Sauron can't create another body for himself because he put too much of his essence into the One Ring. Saruman doesn't have that issue. The fucker will be back in a century or two, as powerful as ever.
>>217403951Minas Tirith was meant to be a fortress, not capital.
>>217404788It can change size at will. It wanted out.
>>217405081Which is complete bullshit, because in the novels Isildur managed to take it off by his own will. He was simply unlucky in that the night was very bright, which made the Orcs spot him.
>>217404978i don't remember ever reading the full clarification of how exactly Gil-galad and Elendil fought Sauron. Just that he came out to fight directly and the two kings killed him (his mortal body anyway), but they both perished fighting as well. Leaving Isildur to take the Ring.
