Times you felt like Lucius Vorenus?
>Battle of Vellica, 25 BC>it's too hot>my feet hurt>my pilum is too heavy>got kicked in the nuts by some Cantabrian asshole during the initial charge>Quintus is out of formation AGAIN>realize that fortune is pissing on me and is not likely to stop any time soon>mfw
>>217404769cucked?no
>>217404769Go back to Gaul.
>>217404769Should've stayed in the army and enjoyed the delights that Pax Romana had to offer instead of being a cucked wifeguy
>>217405587imagine bothering with a wife in a society where you could buy a dozen teenage slaves all for yourself
>>217404769Niobe was soooooo fucking hot dude
>>217404769Constantly seething in barely contained anger? Every day bro
>>217405635>Literally had thousands of denarii saved up in back pay>significant war booty as a centurion, >chooses to invest in diseased celtegro slaves >retardedly transports them under unsanitary conditions for months because muh slum dwelling family needs muh monies>stock dies and leaves him destitute
>>217405635Now you understand why Romans went extinct
every single hots game when alarak thinks he's artanis and starts feeding the enemy team is Pullo back in formation flashbacksthen I get silenced again
>>217405774some traces of their dna remains in the modern south italian rapebaby slave mutt
>>217405635You weren't really respected in Rome if you didn't have a proper family and they didn't care about sex that much because it was incredibly accessible, you could have sex with a well looking woman for probably the cost of a mug of wine and thats for a decent one. They literally fucked slave prostitutes to death. In a way Rome's portrayal of Ancient Rome is actually pretty tame.
>>217406321>They literally fucked slave prostitutes to deathhow long does this process take
