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>wears an ear ring
>is a gay pirate
BRAVO
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>>217408536
as it ever was and not just pirates either, every gay boyband singer to ever exist has also worn an earring
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>>217408536
>>217408677
The earring is specifically the signifier of a butt pirate, whether or not they are an actual pirate is irregardless.
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He was gay, Captain Flint?
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>watch pirate show
>look inside
>actually a recounting of the russian revolution except it ends with the bolsheviks losing and lenin getting betrayed by stalin
kino
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>Come away, Jim, and have a yarn with Ol' Silver. Did you ever hears the tale of how me an' Cap'n Flint came about on this Skeleton Island so many years ago?
>Y'see, me an' Flint had seen fit to declare a global pirate jihad against the civilized world to create, in a manner of speaking, a nightmare world of terror and chaos; and of which multiple towns in His Majesty's colonies had already been sacked and razed (you may not have heard)
>We'd berthed at this island to trade the treasure for my dear captured negress wife, then heiress of an escaped slave negro city-state, of which the late king was former steward to the deceased governess of Nasau, a feminist and lesbian (I's digress, but you may not have heard)
>Well, Flint didn't care much for giving up the warchest that'd be payin' for our entire continent-spanning war in exchange for my maroon lady, so had taken off with it. We gave chase and, to make short of a long story, most of us were killed, including the mute samurai we'd brought along (you may not know what that is).
>Flint was a mean dog and a fighter, you may lay to that, but he had one weakness I exploited to bring him to his Maker: his long lost secret gay lover that I'd found hidden away in a Spanish Florida plantation and in which I sent Flint so that he may live the rest of his sodomite life in peace (and of which I completely forgot the treasure until a week ago). He were a good friend.
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fuck tv for recommending this show. it’s about a literal homosexual butt-pirate who engages in plundering man’s booties and sucking their dicks. all the good qualities are submerged in faggotry, and for that reason I dropped the show after season 4
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>>217408536
a finger in the bum?
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>>217408889
Weird. Which streaming service is it on? So I know how to avoid it.
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>>217408889
Now I want to watch it even more
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>>217408536
>routinely has sex with his gay lover's wife
It's a bit odd for a supposed gay man
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Was that if man has ear ring he is gay thing real? I forgot if it was right or left ear
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>HEY WE'RE MAKING A COOL PIRATE SHOW
oh?
>YEAH ITS GOING TO HAVE EFFORT ON THE SHIPS AND LARGE SCALE COMBAT AND RAIDING AND STUFF
no way that sounds cool
>AND THEN A BUNCH OF FEMINIST WHORES AND 3 SEASONS IN THE MAIN GUY TURNS GAY ALSO WE REALLY LOVE NIGGERS ON THIS SHOW
wait what?
>LONG JOHN SILVER
like.. the fast food place? from the kids book?
>YEAH ITS A PREQUEL
...
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superior pirate show coming through
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>>217409064
>tiki wikitiki
no thanks
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>>217408978
Right ear
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>>217409216
Seems to somewhat check out. Didn't remember the whole thing at all until this thread about gay pirate with ear ring. Funnily enough he has it in left ear.
Black sails is good tv show though and Flint being gay was barely mentioned in the show from what I remember.
Anyway weird how far things like that spread out before internet was mainstream with instant connections to everywhere in the world.
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>>217408536
>>217409490
I just started watching this yesterday while slacking off on my work from home day. The white woman is already grating, as was sword woman.
>whats that, my lesbian literal whore gf is getting fucked by members of your crew? You are BANNED mister! Haha, sucks to no longer have a crew and a ship!
Is this going to get good at some point? Or is this show a woman power cuck humiliation ritual?
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>>217409836
Eleanor is the worst character, by far.
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>>217409836
I always felt like Black Sails first season was one of its weakest and one of the more egregious cases of a show trying to find out what the fuck worked. Even the visuals felt like they take a shift in a much better direction later, early on it looked a lot more sterile and soap operay but fixed that as time went on. The women are going to be around for the length of it, though. Max (the black one) gets worse before she gets better (and by better, on screen less). Their writing doesn't change much but they do take more of a back seat to the actual pirate and Flint stories as time goes on. Bonnie is kind of tied to Rackham for most of it but thats another situation where it felt like while still using her later, they didn't do it with the same determination of forcing her they had in season 1. It tends to gets better the more historical figures and storylines show up and they start taking the Silver thing seriously.
It is pretty much Spartacus levels of annoying shit scenes to put up with for good shit.
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>>217408536
It's insane how good this show was in S1. Shame what happened to it
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>>217408978
>>217409216
A man wearing an earring is gay, end of line. Ear choice doesn't matter.
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>>217410780
thanks for the input I guess
just watched episode 8 and the gassing up the blonde woman already has me fatigued. I feel myself literally becoming that
>talking to women for 3 minutes
meme where the guy looks like he's literally dying
>omg you are so strong as you make another retarded situation that would kill anyone without plot armor
wow. such good writing
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>>217414483
dude this isn't even a joke just stop now. Any good will you feel towards this show will be gone by season 3.
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>>217411821
Seriously. Titus Pullo puts up a valiant effort in later seasons but the shit fell off anyway.
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Black Sails is unironically this in big budget tv show form:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4



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