How did this happen?
I hate this constant trend of pathetic zoomies comparing their hairlines to those of middle aged men
god i cannot fucking stand shallow people get off the internet you are insufferable to be around
Stress from his whole fucking family dying
>>217408721Sister got raped and killed by three niggers.
>>217408721He had a rough early life
>>217408721leaded gasoline
>>217408769I fear this is what normal people simply do now. It's all just a contest about MUSCLES AND ATTENTION AND PUSSY AND MONEY. I dont harbor any notions of returning to some idyllic past based on some liturgical wish casting but it seems to be getting bad out there. People love to ruthlessly announce that they're the bigger fish in some domain which of course is never utterly true. So they hate others so hard those people end up hating themselves and ultimately hate themselves because they can never be the coolest/biggest dicked/most talked about/whatever bullshit.
>>217409124Social media and dating apps ruined a whole generation of people
>>217408769mel gibson was 27 in that image
>>217409184actually he was 22
>>217408721because in the past nobody gave a fuck about their appearance because reality tv and the internet didnt exist and you easily got a job so it was easy to get a gf because women didnt want to work back then. also everyone smoke and drank
>>217408721Marlboro Gold phenotype
>>217409124>>217409172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27dd2753Ck
>>217409467they're called Lights, limey.
>>217408933His family didn't die he was just mad at them.
>>217408959they are still in prison here in Colorado
>>217410112kino
>>217408959His father was murdered by a legit '60s anti-white ambush killer in the Virgin Islands. His daughter got knife slashed by some deranged black rando at a restaurant in New York a few years ago too.
>>217410242Good
>>217410372>His daughter got knife slashed by some deranged black rando at a restaurant in New YorkNever heard about this, I imagine they didn't leave a tip...
Boomers age poorly because the EPA was only created in 1972 and they were exposed to years of toxins before the polluting chemicals were phased out. Also why a lot of Gen X is certifiably retarded too.
Put a beard on him and glasses and he looks like your typical zoomer.
>>217409184greatest /tv/ thread of all time
>>217408748He is 29 years old in that pic and current 29 year old are zoomers. What are you on about?
>>217408748They do it because they're aging rapidly compared to Millennials. They already have middle aged men hairlines
>>217408721ONce upon a time, men had more testosterone than artificial preservatives in them.
>>217410833is that why they're so psychotic and seem to hate their closest ones?
>>217411166I like how the 5th dude just has a normal hairline and probably posted just to make the others feel bad
>>217409040He's not a jew, he votes republican.
>>217408959Commies overturned the death penalty in Colorado in 1978 so Grammer has had to waste energy being heard at the guy's parole hearings to say don't let him out over and over. Imagine living with a bunch of commies doing everything possible to let your sister's torture killer go free
>>217408721Unironically alcohol and smoking. Ages you like a motherfucker and people were far less health conscious about it in the 80s / 90s.
>>217412082*when he was convicted and given the death penalty originally. The ultimate argument for the death penalty over imprisonment is that commies might let them out on a whim.
>>217412082They just need more programs
Most of you look worse than that. You're all that Brazilian guy who thinks he looks 17 until proven otherwise.
>>217412099i lost most of my hair by my mid 20s. i don't smoke and seldom drink. i'm the only bald male in my family too.
>>217408721
What's the verdict on early 30s Bill Maher?
>>217411166what are millennials basing this on when they say it? what do they think is physically different about us compared to them?if you say it's sun damage then that doesn't make sense because we're more likely to spend time inside.
>>217413041also we smoke less, drink less, and do less drugsso is it really just based on nothing?
>>217413041>>217413059it's not millennials, it's other zoomers saying it to make you feel insecure (and it worked, given your comments)
>>217408769>>217409124American society has always been image-obsessed and clout chasing, the internet just magnifies those qualities.
>>217409124>buzzword saladYou're just doing the same thing by trying this hard to sound smart while hating others for competing in other aspects of life. You know you are small/uncool/have a small dick so you claim these competitions are meaningless while also trying to present yourself as smart because that's the only field you can really compete (since you already lost all the others).
>>217413600>filtered by 30 words
>>217413041I don’t know what the reason is, but zoomers definitely look on average older than millennials did at the same age
>>217413041That "36 year old looks 17!" guy is not unique. Millennials are generally very delusional about how they look.
>>217413460i'm asking genuinely why they think that
>>217411166Are these actually receding hairlines? I thought Americans just had fiveheads naturally. Like their hairline is just behind the natural curve of their forehead. It looks terrible on women, but okay on guys.
>>217413041>>217413799Millennials are shallow and obsessed with looking young, so they cope endlessly about how they totally look 20 at 35 cause the idea of looking their age is insulting to them. It's copium that used to mostly be found in aging women but is now common across young-ish people of both genders
>>217414158can you link them?
>>217413041it's cope
>>217413801Millennial men who didn't make it are entering their childless basketcase phase so they're lashing out. They've spent years alone, they don't even know what other men their age look like. >>217414158What articles? The ones citing twitter posts making the same claims? There's no study that proves this. There's also the complete opposite claim that zoomers are so low test they look 14 at age 25 (pic related). There's no proof either claim is true, it's just old millennials screaming into the voidt. Millennial who made it by 25 so I'm not insane
>>217408721>How did this happen?Just balding early. Aside from his hairline he looks 29.
>>217414247>Millennial men who didn't make it are entering their childless basketcase phase so they're lashing out.That's true; but zoomers are aging like milk.
>>217410165Limey is a very funny insult, since it's making fun of the brits for not getting scurvy like the Americans did. Lel.
>>217408721He would look 29 if he wasn't bald
>>217413041I think it's the onions and mental illness
>>217414194ya'll always have to project. it's zoomers that are blasting tren in their late teens and 20's because of their body dismorphia.
>>217414234Yeah right, he looks his age. I can see him walking up to some real teens and they'd be all >"this guys a fuckin narc"
>>217414342I've had multiple people tell me I look 28 and I'm 39 so I know it's not my ego or anything. Never get 25 but I get 28 a lot.
>>217413041Zoomer telomeres are fucked. Likely due to chemicals introduced when they were in the womb. Gen Z is the first generation to be born from mothers who were practically mainlining antidepressants, sucking down boxed wine like it was water and taking all sorts of recreational drugs far stronger in potency than anything available before. Then there is the vegan trend so many have adopted. All that adds up to telomere shrink. Everyone has noticed how fast Gen Z seems to be aging. They notice the onset of maladies that shouldn't be presenting in people so young. Everything from bone problems to cancers. Then they looked at the their telomeres. They're short. Its the elephant in the room. Doctors do not want to discuss it because there is nothing that can be done about it. They're inherently damaged
>>217414431what percentage of zoomers do you think are doing that
>>217414586>Gen Z is the first generation to be born from mothers who were practically mainlining antidepressants, sucking down boxed wine like it was water and taking all sorts of recreational drugs far stronger in potency than anything available beforewhat about the generations in the past that grew up malnourished and lead-poisoneddid they not age quickly as well
>>217414695>I don't know why this enrages zoomers so much. Maybe because gen alpha are the young ones now?Millennials are the ones who always bring up aging though?
>>217414586>muh telomeresChuds really latch onto random anatomical terms the way women latch onto psychotherapy
>>217414722Your dank meme is calling everyone unc. Zoomers are super preoccupied with age and generations because they feel like they're missing out on life.
>>217414342>>217414539You look your age and that's fine. People are either trying to flatter you or are just terrible at telling ages and think 40 year olds must look ancient
>>217413596Europoor society as always been about nigger worshiping and trucks of peace
>>217414814>Zoomers always start raging if anybody older says that they still look young. Zoomers have been trying to hang shit on every generation that came before them since they started posting hereI feel like I live in a different world to you guysWhat zoomers are you speaking to lel
>>217408721It's called having balls full of testosterone, you big woolywoofter.
Gen A also look older than they are, to be fair
>>217414843>immediately lashing out when someone makes a benign point about american cultureyou don't need to defend everything about your country bro
>>217414809I'm 38 and for a while I was hanging out with a group in their mid-20s (for table top games) and they all assumed I was their age until it came up cause I got carded on a beer run.
>>217414784Whoa there, are you ignoring the science!?
>>217410187His sister was brutally murdered by criminal scum.
>>217414875I had a 22 year old zoomette flirting with me a while back and when I told her I was 32 her face was visibly shocked and she stopped flirting with me after that. I guess the memes about them actually liking older guys are wrong.
>>217414896No, its not wrong. You were older. She liked you. It wasn't until her cult programming about age gaps kicked in and she got the ick. She was perfectly fine treating you like any other adult, like she was, up until that point. Its a learned behavior, not the natural one
>>217414870I'd report the dad ngl
>>217414875Playing /tg/ and drinking beers? Lucky bastard.
>>217414870There's an alphie cashier that always flirts with me at wendy's. I wish I was enough of a scumbag to bag her because I could easily.
>>217411166>why was/is the broccoli cut so popular among zoomersnow we know. it's just to mask their deep seeded insecurities
